No strange practices
Lude sexual behavior
I'm just your granny.
You should be ashamed
Now come here, sonny, make me
Feel like a woman!
by Granny
Just for the record
I have no cock, there are no
five men a'fisting
I don't let strange hands
In my pants, in me, in my
hamburger patte
by Granny
Lay off Kathy Lee!
She claimed she didn't did it.
Her grandma's cock did.
by Windsong
Sees naked women
on HBO, changes the
channel. So flaming!
by Saint
I may be single
but not gay, I did get head
from a girl Tuesday
by Saint
Priest, gay? Maybe
No girl, no dates, fruity drinks
writes flowery prose.
by Saint
Saint drinks Tropico
It's alcoholic orange Tang
What could be more gay
by Solace of MI
something eating you?
it's no wonder you're angry
your climax is death
by mellie,message for mantis
Cumin and theater
what makes one more gay? A
fruit margarita
by Saint
kathy lee gifford
exploited latin children
to knit grandma's sock
by Anonymous Poet
Solace Cooking Set
Lifetime stock of cumin spice
Lifetime lack of cock.
by Priest
you have angered me
with your disregard for me
the mantis still lives
by praying mantis
I am not soulless
But the haiku Cthulu
Chaos crawling on
by Drophammer
NO! you are souless
it was not Saint or the Priest:
Drophammer, maybe
by mellie
The "Solace Love Bowl"
Feel what it's like to have Gran-
ny's cock in your ass!
by Saint
i find no solace
in penises... no penis
on Solace either
by praying mantis
stand still small children
hear the wisdom: haiku do
the way of haiku
by praying mantis
Did you just see that!
It's Saint Priest and Drophammer
Sucking Grandma's Cock!
by Solace of MI
Let me Ferret out
the identity of one
Chicago 'kuer.
by Windsong
anger to the point
words are that scrambled just
in brain my hurting.
by ferret70 of chicago
Dance, oh granny, dance!
Twirl about until I get
My hand in granny.
by Drophammer
Priest fires poems first
Premature haikulation
Mine will be better
by Drophammer
she wanted his love
he only wanted to fuck her
not with grandma's cock
by Anonymous Poet
Father, Saint, Mister
Prick, Anonymous Poet
Ash, where is Moxie?
by mellie,look what you started A P
cherry blossoms bloom.
not that I see jack shit from
the damn ops room desk.
by ferret70 of chicago
do not look behind.
post the damn haiku and run.
soft cool beeze from door.
by ferret70 of chicago
what is this i find
floating on the water here
grandma's cock in spring
by Anonymous Poet
If anyone has
complaints, please refer to
me as "Mr. Prick."
by ferret70 of chicago
the next week will suck.
doing two ill-defined jobs.
when will the rain end?
by ferret70 of chicago
choke down the black bile.
put a happy face on rage.
spring arrives too slow.
by ferret70 of chicago
surrender to rage.
feel your blood burst from your skull.
burn like august sun.
by ferret70 of chicago
New "Holiday Saint"
Flag Planting Kit, tiara,
Both are included.
by Priest
Arriving here first
I see all virgin webspace
Begin my insults.
by Priest
Lemon pepper glaze
and a splash of rum used, when
cooking grandma's cock
by Saint
it is nay good raw
for making it succulent
gramma has'a cook
by ash
set us up the bomb
on what basis you belong ?
grammar has been cocked
by ash
grandma had a pea
now it is a pee cock
before t'was a hen
by mellie
lots of cats are here
someone set us up the bomb
please learn engrish guys
by Anonymous Poet
sometimes I like beer
but i like the butt sex too
bitch needs a cup holder
by Anonymous Poet
sometimes I like beer
but i like the butt sex too
bitch needs a cup holder
by Anonymous Poet
Why, oh why I ask
while we all stare in envy
at my grandma's dick.
by Slug
Grandpa's vagina
Oh it smells so stinky, but
Grandma has a cock
Kathie Lee Gifford
willll get old and have grandkids
...grandma with a cock.
by Slug
Dad has a stirrer,
Mommy has a wooden spoon,
Grandma has a cock.
by Windsong
as (s)he so desired
after plastic surgery
grandma has a cock
by ash
way down on the farm
although it's sometimes cooped up
grandma has a cock
by ash
grandma not yet but
do I have a cock? I do
and it tastes so good
by mellie
Watched Boot Camp on Fox
You think I don't have a life?
Grandma has a cock.
SIR.
by Windsong
It's not ten o clock
but seven on the west coast
you wish you live here
by tardpants of cali
Energy crisis
stupid deregulation
must turn off the lights
by tardpants of cali
still talking about
oscars at work,they all wish
grandma has a cock
by bruce
