Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

drunk girl to beer bitch
in... twenty minutes! and
one edit: sex to sEx!
Haiku # 8264, March 28, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by Miss Everything
i-dear is a crock
long as she's in it, I'll do
your sister's rooster

cock a doodle doo
Haiku # 8263, March 28, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by coo doo
Go away and cry
you cannot see my haircut
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 8262, March 28, 2001 9:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
gonna do some more,
"hi, koo!" saying do some more'
"hi, koo!" saying... huh?!
Haiku # 8261, March 28, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by koo
Sis has a rooster
Brother Bill chokes his chicken
Grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 8260, March 28, 2001 8:52 pm ET
by Windsong
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Grandma has a cock!

(sorry)
Haiku # 8259, March 28, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Haiku # 8258, March 28, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Haiku # 8257, March 28, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
From today forward
all bad haiku must end with
Haiku # 8256, March 28, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There's this place in France
Where The Naked Ladies Dance
and so does grandma

those aren't panties
that is my grandma's woo woo
looks like a gremlin
Haiku # 8255, March 28, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by Slug
Kathie Lee toy doll
You think it's an adventure
it's just a butt plug.

Haiku # 8254, March 28, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by Slug
Computerbation
Self-fuck while being on line
Not your mother's game!
Haiku # 8253, March 28, 2001 6:47 pm ET
by Windsong
Virtual fucking
Hands pleasuring my body
Are they yours or mine?
Haiku # 8252, March 28, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by Liz B
Kathy Lee Gifford
Sings sweetly about Jesus.
Bitch makes my cock throb!
Haiku # 8251, March 28, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by animal lover
"But, you told me that
You liked it." "I had to, to
Get you to stop it."
Haiku # 8250, March 28, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"there's a lady who's
sure all that glitters is gold,
and she's buying - stairs..."
Haiku # 8249, March 28, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I'm a barbie girl
in a barbie world, life's plastic
It's fantastic.
Haiku # 8248, March 28, 2001 4:46 pm ET
by Priest
Hand raised - victory!
Breaking the threshold of what
was once the top. YEAH!
Haiku # 8247, March 28, 2001 4:20 pm ET
by Saint
Solace retrieves his
namesake action figure from
his own cum filled ass
Haiku # 8246, March 28, 2001 4:08 pm ET
by Saint
Woah! Can I say WOAH?!
Take all your action figures
Into your ASS cave!
Haiku # 8245, March 28, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by Solace of MI
"gonna rock down to
electric avenue, and
then we'll take it higher."
Haiku # 8244, March 28, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
slow grey rain dripping.
seeing a once-useful man
enjoy a meeting.
Haiku # 8243, March 28, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
disgruntled techies.
nerf gun arsenal ready
for foam rebllion.
Haiku # 8242, March 28, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
techies and gruntles
stenchies, poopies, and skidsies
go! run for the cubes!
Haiku # 8241, March 28, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by Drophammer
The Solace butt toy,
"Gets you used to the feeling"
Now ten dollars off!
Haiku # 8240, March 28, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Drophammer
disgruntled techies.
using the names of programs
as obscenities.
Haiku # 8239, March 28, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
The Priest cuddle toy
Has a string. Pull it to hear,
"Let's shave the hamsters!"
Haiku # 8238, March 28, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by Drophammer
disgruntled techies.
sadly, we cannot order
gruntles anywhere.
Haiku # 8237, March 28, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Saint action figure
Girlfriend sold separately?
No... not sold at all.
Haiku # 8236, March 28, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by Drophammer
"Hello. How are you?
My name is Arnold Horshak.
Henh henh henh henh henh."
Haiku # 8235, March 28, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
snow's aroma hangs.
shouldn't spring have started yet?
must ask, W T F?
Haiku # 8234, March 28, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I looked into the
bloody pus filled vestibule
and bathed in glory.
Haiku # 8233, March 28, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Saint
BattlePuppy Brand
Anal grinders and throat hoagies
You can't eat just one.
Haiku # 8232, March 28, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Priest
Priest action figure
Pull the string to hear "Oh shit,
Where are you taking me?"
Haiku # 8231, March 28, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by Priest
New from Tyco toys,
BattlePuppy and the gang
Never far from dogs!

I got too far? I go too far.
Haiku # 8230, March 28, 2001 2:59 pm ET
by Preist
Drophammer figure
Now says, "Billy, drop my shorts
and scrub me up good."
Haiku # 8229, March 28, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by Priest
Solace toy figure
New, authentic stanky taint
for those frantic shits.
Haiku # 8228, March 28, 2001 2:51 pm ET
by Priest
Saint action figure
New! "Detachable Morals
Sold separately."
Haiku # 8227, March 28, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by Priest
Mr. Cosby Says
"There's always room for Jell-o."
Well he's a fat bitch!
Haiku # 8226, March 28, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Rant
I eat cheerios.
But I avoid apple jacks.
Little pink assholes.
Haiku # 8225, March 28, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by animal lover
If gran has a cock
grandpa has a ... wait, wait ...a ...
PUSSY! Let me see!!!
Haiku # 8224, March 28, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by Windsong
This little piggy
went to the market, this one
stayed home... aw fuck it!
Haiku # 8223, March 28, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by Rant of Near East
Please dont make me go!
Each time it hurts even more.
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 8222, March 28, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by Vert
Drophammer action
figure - with removable
testicles and spine.

Also packaged with
dog collar, and decision
making companion.
Haiku # 8221, March 28, 2001 1:09 pm ET
by Saint
Strange morning greeting
Words without any real meaning
Life without a purpose
Haiku # 8220, March 28, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
i love my dog too
he does not scratch like my cat
but his eyes bug out
Haiku # 8219, March 28, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by animal lover
Drophammer, you should
play Contra again. I know
that I was correct!
Haiku # 8218, March 28, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by (B) of CoMo
a detonation
of defecation splatters
my shoes... gotta change
Haiku # 8217, March 28, 2001 11:31 am ET
by Drophammer
hey mr. up up
you forgot the last "b, a"
to get 30 men
Haiku # 8216, March 28, 2001 11:11 am ET
by the fourth way (to b) of seattle
or perhaps i am
thinking of those Akari
warriors? ah, games
Haiku # 8215, March 28, 2001 11:08 am ET
by the fourth way of seattle
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