Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

"But, you told me that
You liked it." "I had to, to
Get you to stop it."
Haiku # 8250, March 28, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"there's a lady who's
sure all that glitters is gold,
and she's buying - stairs..."
Haiku # 8249, March 28, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I'm a barbie girl
in a barbie world, life's plastic
It's fantastic.
Haiku # 8248, March 28, 2001 4:46 pm ET
by Priest
Hand raised - victory!
Breaking the threshold of what
was once the top. YEAH!
Haiku # 8247, March 28, 2001 4:20 pm ET
by Saint
Solace retrieves his
namesake action figure from
his own cum filled ass
Haiku # 8246, March 28, 2001 4:08 pm ET
by Saint
Woah! Can I say WOAH?!
Take all your action figures
Into your ASS cave!
Haiku # 8245, March 28, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by Solace of MI
"gonna rock down to
electric avenue, and
then we'll take it higher."
Haiku # 8244, March 28, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
slow grey rain dripping.
seeing a once-useful man
enjoy a meeting.
Haiku # 8243, March 28, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
disgruntled techies.
nerf gun arsenal ready
for foam rebllion.
Haiku # 8242, March 28, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
techies and gruntles
stenchies, poopies, and skidsies
go! run for the cubes!
Haiku # 8241, March 28, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by Drophammer
The Solace butt toy,
"Gets you used to the feeling"
Now ten dollars off!
Haiku # 8240, March 28, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Drophammer
disgruntled techies.
using the names of programs
as obscenities.
Haiku # 8239, March 28, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
The Priest cuddle toy
Has a string. Pull it to hear,
"Let's shave the hamsters!"
Haiku # 8238, March 28, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by Drophammer
disgruntled techies.
sadly, we cannot order
gruntles anywhere.
Haiku # 8237, March 28, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Saint action figure
Girlfriend sold separately?
No... not sold at all.
Haiku # 8236, March 28, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by Drophammer
"Hello. How are you?
My name is Arnold Horshak.
Henh henh henh henh henh."
Haiku # 8235, March 28, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
snow's aroma hangs.
shouldn't spring have started yet?
must ask, W T F?
Haiku # 8234, March 28, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I looked into the
bloody pus filled vestibule
and bathed in glory.
Haiku # 8233, March 28, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Saint
BattlePuppy Brand
Anal grinders and throat hoagies
You can't eat just one.
Haiku # 8232, March 28, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Priest
Priest action figure
Pull the string to hear "Oh shit,
Where are you taking me?"
Haiku # 8231, March 28, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by Priest
New from Tyco toys,
BattlePuppy and the gang
Never far from dogs!

I got too far? I go too far.
Haiku # 8230, March 28, 2001 2:59 pm ET
by Preist
Drophammer figure
Now says, "Billy, drop my shorts
and scrub me up good."
Haiku # 8229, March 28, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by Priest
Solace toy figure
New, authentic stanky taint
for those frantic shits.
Haiku # 8228, March 28, 2001 2:51 pm ET
by Priest
Saint action figure
New! "Detachable Morals
Sold separately."
Haiku # 8227, March 28, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by Priest
Mr. Cosby Says
"There's always room for Jell-o."
Well he's a fat bitch!
Haiku # 8226, March 28, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Rant
I eat cheerios.
But I avoid apple jacks.
Little pink assholes.
Haiku # 8225, March 28, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by animal lover
If gran has a cock
grandpa has a ... wait, wait ...a ...
PUSSY! Let me see!!!
Haiku # 8224, March 28, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by Windsong
This little piggy
went to the market, this one
stayed home... aw fuck it!
Haiku # 8223, March 28, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by Rant of Near East
Please dont make me go!
Each time it hurts even more.
Grandma has a cock!
Haiku # 8222, March 28, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by Vert
Drophammer action
figure - with removable
testicles and spine.

Also packaged with
dog collar, and decision
making companion.
Haiku # 8221, March 28, 2001 1:09 pm ET
by Saint
Strange morning greeting
Words without any real meaning
Life without a purpose
Haiku # 8220, March 28, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
i love my dog too
he does not scratch like my cat
but his eyes bug out
Haiku # 8219, March 28, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by animal lover
Drophammer, you should
play Contra again. I know
that I was correct!
Haiku # 8218, March 28, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by (B) of CoMo
a detonation
of defecation splatters
my shoes... gotta change
Haiku # 8217, March 28, 2001 11:31 am ET
by Drophammer
hey mr. up up
you forgot the last "b, a"
to get 30 men
Haiku # 8216, March 28, 2001 11:11 am ET
by the fourth way (to b) of seattle
or perhaps i am
thinking of those Akari
warriors? ah, games
Haiku # 8215, March 28, 2001 11:08 am ET
by the fourth way of seattle
I love to eat meat
Sometimes I just lick on it
other times I lap
Haiku # 8214, March 28, 2001 11:06 am ET
by JJ-X of NY
but CONTRAry to
popular belief, their skin
was not those colors
Haiku # 8213, March 28, 2001 11:04 am ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Up down up down up?
in-out holds my interest
especially FAST.
Haiku # 8212, March 28, 2001 10:28 am ET
by Windsong
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left,
Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select,
Start. Yeah, Thirty Men!
Haiku # 8211, March 28, 2001 10:15 am ET
by (B) of Columbia
I do love my cat
But she scratches me badly
must have her declawed
Haiku # 8210, March 28, 2001 8:43 am ET
by animal lover
I am loving this page
So funny i laugh to tears
think of wife then sad
Haiku # 8209, March 28, 2001 8:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fell, eh? she.. oh! went
down so hard. thought she had choked,
twas only a gag

her fellas she tricks
makes them go right off their heads....
can't contain themselves ......

(ok it is offbeat maybe even out of whack)
Haiku # 8208, March 28, 2001 8:22 am ET
by mel,oh come on now, I know it is bad!
Move right then move left
leather chair won't make another
rich rude sound again
Haiku # 8207, March 28, 2001 7:40 am ET
by just bean
dark brown stain in back
faint yellow stain the front
wash boxers tonight
Haiku # 8206, March 28, 2001 7:23 am ET
by slovenone
I nearly died, i
escaped the vaccuum of
big fat nostrils
Haiku # 8205, March 28, 2001 7:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i like beer alot
it makes me glad when i'm not
except when it's hot
Haiku # 8204, March 28, 2001 2:00 am ET
by Beer Bitch
I like beer alot.
It makes me glad when I'm not
Except when it's hot.
Haiku # 8203, March 28, 2001 1:44 am ET
by Drunk Girl
sorry can't help it
haiku has a sleeper hold
send this bad verse? yup
Haiku # 8202, March 28, 2001 12:15 am ET
by cathode inspired of australia
reaching for the sky
unrepentent canopy
soon so much woodchip
Haiku # 8201, March 27, 2001 11:57 pm ET
by ash
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