Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Drophammer action
figure - with removable
testicles and spine.

Also packaged with
dog collar, and decision
making companion.
Haiku # 8221, March 28, 2001 1:09 pm ET
by Saint
Strange morning greeting
Words without any real meaning
Life without a purpose
Haiku # 8220, March 28, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
i love my dog too
he does not scratch like my cat
but his eyes bug out
Haiku # 8219, March 28, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by animal lover
Drophammer, you should
play Contra again. I know
that I was correct!
Haiku # 8218, March 28, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by (B) of CoMo
a detonation
of defecation splatters
my shoes... gotta change
Haiku # 8217, March 28, 2001 11:31 am ET
by Drophammer
hey mr. up up
you forgot the last "b, a"
to get 30 men
Haiku # 8216, March 28, 2001 11:11 am ET
by the fourth way (to b) of seattle
or perhaps i am
thinking of those Akari
warriors? ah, games
Haiku # 8215, March 28, 2001 11:08 am ET
by the fourth way of seattle
I love to eat meat
Sometimes I just lick on it
other times I lap
Haiku # 8214, March 28, 2001 11:06 am ET
by JJ-X of NY
but CONTRAry to
popular belief, their skin
was not those colors
Haiku # 8213, March 28, 2001 11:04 am ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Up down up down up?
in-out holds my interest
especially FAST.
Haiku # 8212, March 28, 2001 10:28 am ET
by Windsong
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left,
Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select,
Start. Yeah, Thirty Men!
Haiku # 8211, March 28, 2001 10:15 am ET
by (B) of Columbia
I do love my cat
But she scratches me badly
must have her declawed
Haiku # 8210, March 28, 2001 8:43 am ET
by animal lover
I am loving this page
So funny i laugh to tears
think of wife then sad
Haiku # 8209, March 28, 2001 8:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fell, eh? she.. oh! went
down so hard. thought she had choked,
twas only a gag

her fellas she tricks
makes them go right off their heads....
can't contain themselves ......

(ok it is offbeat maybe even out of whack)
Haiku # 8208, March 28, 2001 8:22 am ET
by mel,oh come on now, I know it is bad!
Move right then move left
leather chair won't make another
rich rude sound again
Haiku # 8207, March 28, 2001 7:40 am ET
by just bean
dark brown stain in back
faint yellow stain the front
wash boxers tonight
Haiku # 8206, March 28, 2001 7:23 am ET
by slovenone
I nearly died, i
escaped the vaccuum of
big fat nostrils
Haiku # 8205, March 28, 2001 7:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i like beer alot
it makes me glad when i'm not
except when it's hot
Haiku # 8204, March 28, 2001 2:00 am ET
by Beer Bitch
I like beer alot.
It makes me glad when I'm not
Except when it's hot.
Haiku # 8203, March 28, 2001 1:44 am ET
by Drunk Girl
sorry can't help it
haiku has a sleeper hold
send this bad verse? yup
Haiku # 8202, March 28, 2001 12:15 am ET
by cathode inspired of australia
reaching for the sky
unrepentent canopy
soon so much woodchip
Haiku # 8201, March 27, 2001 11:57 pm ET
by ash
light jazz bitch at work
her large ass is leaving soon
crank up ministry
Haiku # 8200, March 27, 2001 10:20 pm ET
by bruce
good one rant! ketchup
haiku has to be the best
bad haiku ever++++
Haiku # 8199, March 27, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by anonymoose
here I submit Haik!
might as do, there's nothing to
READ! nothing I like!
Haiku # 8198, March 27, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by Miss Everything
Burt Reynolds is God
Chewing Gum, Moustache,Glory
That's some fine Chest Hair.

Haiku # 8197, March 27, 2001 7:42 pm ET
by Slug
The Japanese make
wonderful sex toys which you
can buy on eBay.
Haiku # 8196, March 27, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by Windsong who hain't had sex for a year
Sex with my wife
Is it really worth the trouble?
No, I'll just spank it.
Haiku # 8195, March 27, 2001 5:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
had to

Wasabi revenge
my ass feels like the back end
of the Batmobile!!!
Haiku # 8194, March 27, 2001 4:58 pm ET
by Rant
Carry some whisky
in case of snake bite. Also,
Carry a small snake
Haiku # 8193, March 27, 2001 4:46 pm ET
by Rant of Near East
If you need Ketchup
shake the bottle. None will come
and then a lot'll
Haiku # 8192, March 27, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Rant of Near East
How much Haiku can
people shovel out of shit?
That's where I get mine :)
Haiku # 8191, March 27, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
soft knock on the door
at last! -- eyes widen, then a smile
your breath matches mine

your arrival gift
chocolate covered cherry
all night to enjoy
Haiku # 8190, March 27, 2001 4:27 pm ET
by studboy of TX
Life on Tatooine
Moisture vaporator hell
Just one more season
Haiku # 8189, March 27, 2001 4:15 pm ET
by Tom Webster of UK
Man that is just gross
You laugh at my tender bum
MAY YOU MUD FAUCET
Haiku # 8188, March 27, 2001 4:15 pm ET
by Solace of MI
spoonfeed the burn hole
stuff it with beans, they drip out
shorten the journey
Haiku # 8187, March 27, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Drophammer
Truth in these moments
I had refried beans for lunch
My poor misused hole
Haiku # 8186, March 27, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by Solace of MI
Priest action figure
New in stores, excessively
gay drink included.
Haiku # 8185, March 27, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by Saint
Haiku # 8184, March 27, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by adam of providence
Sean had to do it
But somebody already
Set up us the bomb...
Haiku # 8183, March 27, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by Cats
I poke at Saint and
Solace, leaving myself wide
Open to their flames
Haiku # 8182, March 27, 2001 3:50 pm ET
by Drophammer
Hello gentlemen!
All your base are belong to us!
I had to do it.....
Haiku # 8181, March 27, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Sean-O of Rhode Island
Now in toy stores! New!
The Solace action figure
With pink ballet shoes!
Haiku # 8180, March 27, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Drophammer
insipid cold verse
soothing the imbecile and
poking out his eyes
Haiku # 8179, March 27, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by Drophammer
dance the lambada
with my pants full of veggies
until my cuke pops
Haiku # 8178, March 27, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by sango orangutango
Tarot cards or no
you will not be bludgeoned by
a blue-assed monkey
Haiku # 8177, March 27, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by Rant of Near East
Pansy piss bucket
He drives the car pool today
We're going to hell
Haiku # 8176, March 27, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by Solace of MI
i like a big ass,
shaking, turning to and fro
Come sit on my face.
Haiku # 8175, March 27, 2001 2:25 pm ET
by The game of DC
I know who flung poo
The man with the stinky hands
He has a firm grip
Haiku # 8174, March 27, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by Solace of MI
sango likes the goo
but the goo slot is congealed
into the cheese slot
Haiku # 8173, March 27, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by Drophammer
drip, drip, drip, all night.
It keeps me up tonight, not
the faucet; my ass
Haiku # 8172, March 27, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Saint
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