Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 68 Days and 78030 Haiku later...
Pansy piss bucket
He drives the car pool today
We're going to hell
Haiku # 8176 March 27, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by Solace of MI
i like a big ass,
shaking, turning to and fro
Come sit on my face.
Haiku # 8175 March 27, 2001 2:25 pm ET
by The game of DC
I know who flung poo
The man with the stinky hands
He has a firm grip
Haiku # 8174 March 27, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by Solace of MI
sango likes the goo
but the goo slot is congealed
into the cheese slot
Haiku # 8173 March 27, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by Drophammer
drip, drip, drip, all night.
It keeps me up tonight, not
the faucet; my ass
Haiku # 8172 March 27, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Saint
inside the goo slot
Paulo's pounding pud plunged pink
skin slick with sex slime
Haiku # 8171 March 27, 2001 1:14 pm ET
by sango orangutango
Phlegm, if said right,
Should be two strong syllables
instead of just one.
Haiku # 8170 March 27, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by Nan who is old enough to know better... of NJ
get the great new toy
a Saint action figure with
whack action button
Haiku # 8169 March 27, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by Drophammer
golly! i hope that
wasn't aimed at me because
it is still coming
Haiku # 8168 March 27, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by mellie, so in australia golly is just that, a big bit of phlegm
they say that shaft is
a bad mutha, shut yo mouth
i'm talkin bout shaft

a complicated
man, no one understands
him but his woman
Haiku # 8167 March 27, 2001 11:21 am ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
color copier:
noun: fantastic piece of shit
we'd like to destroy
Haiku # 8166 March 27, 2001 11:20 am ET
by thegrue of down the hell from hola
Haiku # 8165 March 27, 2001 11:19 am ET
by color copier
in and around the
lake, mountains come out of the
sky and they stand there
Haiku # 8164 March 27, 2001 11:19 am ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
Yes, the band that did
owner of a lonely heart
yes, their name is yes
Haiku # 8163 March 27, 2001 11:18 am ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
A grumble in my throat
lips curl, I spit, my plegm smacks
loudly on your face
Haiku # 8162 March 27, 2001 10:55 am ET
by Saint
A good friend would call
sooner but a great friend like
you always forgives
Haiku # 8161 March 27, 2001 10:01 am ET
by John of Austin
suddenly i know
that "down the hall from hola"
is a haiku line
Haiku # 8160 March 27, 2001 9:52 am ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
meteoric shit
flying free from Uranus
inbound flaming poo
Haiku # 8159 March 27, 2001 9:38 am ET
by Drophammer
Mellie - look at my name
there is my e-mail address
I do not have yours
Haiku # 8158 March 27, 2001 8:49 am ET
by Saint - edfred@voyager.net
makes you wonder boys
why times they are a'changing
but sure, things have changed
Haiku # 8157 March 27, 2001 6:05 am ET
by mellie, you are so cool. congrats Bob Dylan
fucked up by hickups
they're chronic doc, make them stop.
feeling (HIC) helpless
Haiku # 8156 March 27, 2001 4:06 am ET
by mellie
HICkups aplenty
How can they be cured doctor?
Tell me there's a cure.
Haiku # 8155 March 27, 2001 4:00 am ET
by mellie
smelly nelly poked inside her belly
and found some goey mess
this made her sick cause she smelt it
and today smelly nelly takes bathsss
Haiku # 8154 March 27, 2001 3:17 am ET
by sj
lazy afternoon
not too much cause for complaint
they could pay me more
Haiku # 8153 March 27, 2001 1:56 am ET
by ash
soft drizzle drizzling
harsh glare humidity gone
it is overcool
Haiku # 8152 March 27, 2001 12:39 am ET
by mellie
eleven pieces
of Kentucky Fried Chicken
and gravy and rolls
Haiku # 8151 March 26, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by Mr Horse of Horstralia
back to the chat room.
will I be tickle teased to
sublime sexuals...?

or be raunch-sacked by
the say, "fuck!" and feel had guy;
and their "yuck" like ilk!
Haiku # 8150 March 26, 2001 11:35 pm ET
by Miss Everything
what are you saying?
what are you trying to say?
anyway at all?
Haiku # 8149 March 26, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by Miss Everything
a crazy monkey
wearing nazi uniform
drives a plastic jeep
Haiku # 8148 March 26, 2001 11:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
stretched out in the sun
relaxed recumbent rodent
whiskers glistening
Haiku # 8147 March 26, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by ash
see man performing
wasting precious ... um, moments
so unbecoming

you should have found me;
mounted up in your leather.
why won't you listen?

Haiku # 8146 March 26, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by mellie, waste not want not, Saint
doodoo fixation
heredity? environment?
mom? dad? who can say
Haiku # 8145 March 26, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by Sister Flo
I drink
Therefore I am
Haiku # 8144 March 26, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by Mr Marballs
the bag is empty
the crowd begins to drift off
he is alone now
Haiku # 8143 March 26, 2001 8:31 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
smoothing an eyebrow
she glances back at her heel
at the new scuff mark
Haiku # 8142 March 26, 2001 8:25 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
cargo hold echos
dank air tastes of rust and salt
soon the men will come
Haiku # 8141 March 26, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
loose hubcap rattles
back window doesn't shut right
the heater's broken

ah but the chrome shines
and the v-8 still kicks ass
got nothing to lose
Haiku # 8140 March 26, 2001 8:09 pm ET
by mount modonna mama
loose hubcap rattles
back window doesn't shut right
the heater's broken

ah but the chrome shines
and the v-8 still kicks ass
got nothing to lose
Haiku # 8139 March 26, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by mount modonna mama
ocean state job lot
endless rows of hearts of palm
dusty chocolate hearts
Haiku # 8138 March 26, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
new leaves did not come
to the dogwood tree this spring
bare limbs scrape the earth
Haiku # 8137 March 26, 2001 7:56 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
acrid filter smoke
illuminated briefly
by passing headlights
Haiku # 8136 March 26, 2001 7:50 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
nicotine stained
fingernails like a woman
tremulous sickly
Haiku # 8135 March 26, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
slippery snot hawkers
waiting for their luck to change
pose at the bus stop
Haiku # 8134 March 26, 2001 7:42 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
workwhistle blows now
it tells me, "go quaff some beer!"
belly smiles, waiting
Haiku # 8133 March 26, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by mondongo of uranus
Everybody run
Grog has returned with Haiku
That is very, very bad!

Though annoying is won
by the Haiku Collective
Can't stand his format.
Haiku # 8132 March 26, 2001 5:16 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
Implaiku

Insider pizza
(?)
Oh God, it hurts, it ---
Haiku # 8131 March 26, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by Haiku Collective
Implaiku

Fingers wedged in tight
(?)
Wendell, fetch my hose!
Haiku # 8130 March 26, 2001 4:58 pm ET
by Haiku Collective
Insider Pizza
Wretched cheese on my inside
Struggles to get out

Duct tape covered crotch
You didn't say it was all
Allegorical
Haiku # 8129 March 26, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by Haiku Collective
You don't need those now
Crushed and steaming testicles
Time for your porridge

Seven minute itch
Uncle Hubert touches me
Bring me the bucket
Haiku # 8128 March 26, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by Haiku Collective
Open your colon
Now knead it, knead it, Harvey!
Shut your cakehole, NOW!

Eunice, strap it on.
(God has blessed us with six feet)
Sweet mother of Christ!
Haiku # 8127 March 26, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by Haiku Collective
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