Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Pansy piss bucket
He drives the car pool today
We're going to hell
Haiku # 8176, March 27, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by Solace of MI
i like a big ass,
shaking, turning to and fro
Come sit on my face.
Haiku # 8175, March 27, 2001 2:25 pm ET
by The game of DC
I know who flung poo
The man with the stinky hands
He has a firm grip
Haiku # 8174, March 27, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by Solace of MI
sango likes the goo
but the goo slot is congealed
into the cheese slot
Haiku # 8173, March 27, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by Drophammer
drip, drip, drip, all night.
It keeps me up tonight, not
the faucet; my ass
Haiku # 8172, March 27, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Saint
inside the goo slot
Paulo's pounding pud plunged pink
skin slick with sex slime
Haiku # 8171, March 27, 2001 1:14 pm ET
by sango orangutango
Phlegm, if said right,
Should be two strong syllables
instead of just one.
Haiku # 8170, March 27, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by Nan who is old enough to know better... of NJ
get the great new toy
a Saint action figure with
whack action button
Haiku # 8169, March 27, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by Drophammer
golly! i hope that
wasn't aimed at me because
it is still coming
Haiku # 8168, March 27, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by mellie, so in australia golly is just that, a big bit of phlegm
they say that shaft is
a bad mutha, shut yo mouth
i'm talkin bout shaft

a complicated
man, no one understands
him but his woman
Haiku # 8167, March 27, 2001 11:21 am ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
color copier:
noun: fantastic piece of shit
we'd like to destroy
Haiku # 8166, March 27, 2001 11:20 am ET
by thegrue of down the hell from hola
Haiku # 8165, March 27, 2001 11:19 am ET
by color copier
in and around the
lake, mountains come out of the
sky and they stand there
Haiku # 8164, March 27, 2001 11:19 am ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
Yes, the band that did
owner of a lonely heart
yes, their name is yes
Haiku # 8163, March 27, 2001 11:18 am ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
A grumble in my throat
lips curl, I spit, my plegm smacks
loudly on your face
Haiku # 8162, March 27, 2001 10:55 am ET
by Saint
A good friend would call
sooner but a great friend like
you always forgives
Haiku # 8161, March 27, 2001 10:01 am ET
by John of Austin
suddenly i know
that "down the hall from hola"
is a haiku line
Haiku # 8160, March 27, 2001 9:52 am ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
meteoric shit
flying free from Uranus
inbound flaming poo
Haiku # 8159, March 27, 2001 9:38 am ET
by Drophammer
Mellie - look at my name
there is my e-mail address
I do not have yours
Haiku # 8158, March 27, 2001 8:49 am ET
by Saint - edfred@voyager.net
makes you wonder boys
why times they are a'changing
but sure, things have changed
Haiku # 8157, March 27, 2001 6:05 am ET
by mellie, you are so cool. congrats Bob Dylan
fucked up by hickups
they're chronic doc, make them stop.
feeling (HIC) helpless
Haiku # 8156, March 27, 2001 4:06 am ET
by mellie
HICkups aplenty
How can they be cured doctor?
Tell me there's a cure.
Haiku # 8155, March 27, 2001 4:00 am ET
by mellie
smelly nelly poked inside her belly
and found some goey mess
this made her sick cause she smelt it
and today smelly nelly takes bathsss
Haiku # 8154, March 27, 2001 3:17 am ET
by sj
lazy afternoon
not too much cause for complaint
they could pay me more
Haiku # 8153, March 27, 2001 1:56 am ET
by ash
soft drizzle drizzling
harsh glare humidity gone
it is overcool
Haiku # 8152, March 27, 2001 12:39 am ET
by mellie
eleven pieces
of Kentucky Fried Chicken
and gravy and rolls
Haiku # 8151, March 26, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by Mr Horse of Horstralia
back to the chat room.
will I be tickle teased to
sublime sexuals...?

or be raunch-sacked by
the say, "fuck!" and feel had guy;
and their "yuck" like ilk!
Haiku # 8150, March 26, 2001 11:35 pm ET
by Miss Everything
what are you saying?
what are you trying to say?
anyway at all?
Haiku # 8149, March 26, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by Miss Everything
a crazy monkey
wearing nazi uniform
drives a plastic jeep
Haiku # 8148, March 26, 2001 11:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
stretched out in the sun
relaxed recumbent rodent
whiskers glistening
Haiku # 8147, March 26, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by ash
see man performing
wasting precious ... um, moments
so unbecoming

you should have found me;
mounted up in your leather.
why won't you listen?

Haiku # 8146, March 26, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by mellie, waste not want not, Saint
doodoo fixation
heredity? environment?
mom? dad? who can say
Haiku # 8145, March 26, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by Sister Flo
I drink
Therefore I am
Haiku # 8144, March 26, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by Mr Marballs
the bag is empty
the crowd begins to drift off
he is alone now
Haiku # 8143, March 26, 2001 8:31 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
smoothing an eyebrow
she glances back at her heel
at the new scuff mark
Haiku # 8142, March 26, 2001 8:25 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
cargo hold echos
dank air tastes of rust and salt
soon the men will come
Haiku # 8141, March 26, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
loose hubcap rattles
back window doesn't shut right
the heater's broken

ah but the chrome shines
and the v-8 still kicks ass
got nothing to lose
Haiku # 8140, March 26, 2001 8:09 pm ET
by mount modonna mama
loose hubcap rattles
back window doesn't shut right
the heater's broken

ah but the chrome shines
and the v-8 still kicks ass
got nothing to lose
Haiku # 8139, March 26, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by mount modonna mama
ocean state job lot
endless rows of hearts of palm
dusty chocolate hearts
Haiku # 8138, March 26, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
new leaves did not come
to the dogwood tree this spring
bare limbs scrape the earth
Haiku # 8137, March 26, 2001 7:56 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
acrid filter smoke
illuminated briefly
by passing headlights
Haiku # 8136, March 26, 2001 7:50 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
nicotine stained
fingernails like a woman
tremulous sickly
Haiku # 8135, March 26, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
slippery snot hawkers
waiting for their luck to change
pose at the bus stop
Haiku # 8134, March 26, 2001 7:42 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
workwhistle blows now
it tells me, "go quaff some beer!"
belly smiles, waiting
Haiku # 8133, March 26, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by mondongo of uranus
Everybody run
Grog has returned with Haiku
That is very, very bad!

Though annoying is won
by the Haiku Collective
Can't stand his format.
Haiku # 8132, March 26, 2001 5:16 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
Implaiku

Insider pizza
(?)
Oh God, it hurts, it ---
Haiku # 8131, March 26, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by Haiku Collective
Implaiku

Fingers wedged in tight
(?)
Wendell, fetch my hose!
Haiku # 8130, March 26, 2001 4:58 pm ET
by Haiku Collective
Insider Pizza
Wretched cheese on my inside
Struggles to get out

Duct tape covered crotch
You didn't say it was all
Allegorical
Haiku # 8129, March 26, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by Haiku Collective
You don't need those now
Crushed and steaming testicles
Time for your porridge

Seven minute itch
Uncle Hubert touches me
Bring me the bucket
Haiku # 8128, March 26, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by Haiku Collective
Open your colon
Now knead it, knead it, Harvey!
Shut your cakehole, NOW!

Eunice, strap it on.
(God has blessed us with six feet)
Sweet mother of Christ!
Haiku # 8127, March 26, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by Haiku Collective
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