nicotine stained
fingernails like a woman
tremulous sickly
by mount madonna mama
slippery snot hawkers
waiting for their luck to change
pose at the bus stop
by mount madonna mama
workwhistle blows now
it tells me, "go quaff some beer!"
belly smiles, waiting
by mondongo of uranus
Everybody run
Grog has returned with Haiku
That is very, very bad!
Though annoying is won
by the Haiku Collective
Can't stand his format.
by Grog of Seattle
Implaiku
Insider pizza
(?)
Oh God, it hurts, it ---
by Haiku Collective
Implaiku
Fingers wedged in tight
(?)
Wendell, fetch my hose!
by Haiku Collective
Insider Pizza
Wretched cheese on my inside
Struggles to get out
Duct tape covered crotch
You didn't say it was all
Allegorical
by Haiku Collective
You don't need those now
Crushed and steaming testicles
Time for your porridge
Seven minute itch
Uncle Hubert touches me
Bring me the bucket
by Haiku Collective
Open your colon
Now knead it, knead it, Harvey!
Shut your cakehole, NOW!
Eunice, strap it on.
(God has blessed us with six feet)
Sweet mother of Christ!
by Haiku Collective
Something is wrong now
Help! I cannot hold it is
Poop in my backpack
The tornado came
And knocked the outhose over
So, poop on the wall
by Haiku Collective
Gross chunks in my mouth
Gagging, retching, throwing up
I hate all new foods
Half asleep, I fart
Lying too close to the fire
The undies are toast
by Haiku Collective
Goodbye fish and chips
Overwhelmed by ejecta
My steaming pile
fried fish around me
drunk off my ass thrusting fish
into pants: cod piece
by Haiku Collective
off to a meeting
my soul is tortured again
maybe they'll serve snacks
by freakshow of Austin, Tx
Once you were swimming
I eat fishy, spew fishy
Now you are swimming
Jumbo fish and chips
Seven shots of tequilla
Time for fish 'n chunks
by Haiku Collective
Are you standing still?
Brace yourself against the post
Evacuation.
Little Swiss Miss
Put me in your chocolate O
Ovaltine love child.
by Haiku Collective
Quantum expansion
The Zulu quark gives me the
Quantum ejection
Poke the rubber nun
Communing with Nature Boy
Inspires bigtime fear
by Haiku Collective
hot waitress at lunch
ass rolling as she walks by
I am still crying
beautiful women
will never give me a chance
i will die alone
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
tied down by children
they get out the whips, the chains,
the candle wax: ouch!
by MzConGenitalia of lilliput
Every time I pinch
a loaf, I lose 3 plus pounds.
Soon I won't exist.
by Nan of NJ
Without a woman
thought of mel when showering
AH! sperm everywhere.
(Oh my did I say that out loud?)
by Saint
While the green grass grows
I ponder the universe
and I defecate
(I couldn't resist!)
by Solace of MI
yea, i drop a load
since i moved it's easier
toilet has much strength
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
Gladiator sucked!
Unbreakable should have won
best picture damn it!
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
while the green grass grows
shoots, slowly silently,
I alliterate.
by fingerfood of singapore
T'was Unsinkable!
Such was the power of the ice!
It chilled muh whisky.
by fingerfood of singapore
Wildflowers bloom
Fields of green and full of joy
I walk in the... shit!
by Solace of MI
captain my captain
wherefore art thou, my captain?
i see an iceberg.
by fingerfood of singapore
Solace those trucks of
yours, would those be considered
dump trucks? please tell me
by Saint
Count on my fingers
And add one more to each line.
One pinky too few.
by fingerfood of singapore
Trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks
How I love to play with them
I just crapped my pants
by Solace of MI
Please before you start
nibbling on my buttocks let
me finish shitting!
by Saint
I remember once
watching the endless swirling
I'll miss my poopie
by Solace of MI
Looking at Oscar
I do wonder, will that fit
in Drophammer's ass?
by Saint
The stars all gather
I watch in awe and wonder
Is Oscar naked?
by Solace of MI
Wiping and Wiping
and wiping some more and more
How I hate the runs
by Saint
Feel the morning dew
Covering our naked Skin
Reminds me of snot
by Solace of MI
i have no cable
i haven't an antenna
so unconnected
by thegrue of office, pain
Watching E! Channel
Yesterday's pre-Oscar crap
How lame can I be??
by Nan of NJ
russell won Oscar
made my heart leap with joy, Yay!
Gladiator rules!
by hola of in the office. damn.
it is now monday
another week in hell, then
still more weeks of hell
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
This weekend I had
imagined some good haiku
now they're forgotten
by Saint
First five syllables
Seven syllables follow
Then five syllables
by Solace of MI
hidden under chair
crouching to pick up remote
zapping the ads
O oscar oscar
why's it take so bloody long
to play bob dylan?
by mellie
Crap. It's snowing. Crap.
It's better that it's snowing
than "It's snowing crap!"
by Nan of NJ
silence on the site
a really big hiatus
it's a bit spooky
by ash
i didn't mean to
how can it say "no haiku" ?
automatism
by ash
by ashfingers intertwined
eBay? Down AGAIN??
I guess I'll have to haiku.
Nothing to bid on.
by Nan of NJ
mick jagger is old
rock and roll will never die
crosby's new liver.
by wink of san diego
my poor bandaged knees
sore from glancing banjo spanks
aimed by the vicar's niece
"hardly my fault" child
poor cold kitty dead at rest
head under molten tyres
by killerchinchillas of uk
