Every time I pinch
a loaf, I lose 3 plus pounds.
Soon I won't exist.
by Nan of NJ
Without a woman
thought of mel when showering
AH! sperm everywhere.
(Oh my did I say that out loud?)
by Saint
While the green grass grows
I ponder the universe
and I defecate
(I couldn't resist!)
by Solace of MI
yea, i drop a load
since i moved it's easier
toilet has much strength
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
Gladiator sucked!
Unbreakable should have won
best picture damn it!
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
while the green grass grows
shoots, slowly silently,
I alliterate.
by fingerfood of singapore
T'was Unsinkable!
Such was the power of the ice!
It chilled muh whisky.
by fingerfood of singapore
Wildflowers bloom
Fields of green and full of joy
I walk in the... shit!
by Solace of MI
captain my captain
wherefore art thou, my captain?
i see an iceberg.
by fingerfood of singapore
Solace those trucks of
yours, would those be considered
dump trucks? please tell me
by Saint
Count on my fingers
And add one more to each line.
One pinky too few.
by fingerfood of singapore
Trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks
How I love to play with them
I just crapped my pants
by Solace of MI
Please before you start
nibbling on my buttocks let
me finish shitting!
by Saint
I remember once
watching the endless swirling
I'll miss my poopie
by Solace of MI
Looking at Oscar
I do wonder, will that fit
in Drophammer's ass?
by Saint
The stars all gather
I watch in awe and wonder
Is Oscar naked?
by Solace of MI
Wiping and Wiping
and wiping some more and more
How I hate the runs
by Saint
Feel the morning dew
Covering our naked Skin
Reminds me of snot
by Solace of MI
i have no cable
i haven't an antenna
so unconnected
by thegrue of office, pain
Watching E! Channel
Yesterday's pre-Oscar crap
How lame can I be??
by Nan of NJ
russell won Oscar
made my heart leap with joy, Yay!
Gladiator rules!
by hola of in the office. damn.
it is now monday
another week in hell, then
still more weeks of hell
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
This weekend I had
imagined some good haiku
now they're forgotten
by Saint
First five syllables
Seven syllables follow
Then five syllables
by Solace of MI
hidden under chair
crouching to pick up remote
zapping the ads
O oscar oscar
why's it take so bloody long
to play bob dylan?
by mellie
Crap. It's snowing. Crap.
It's better that it's snowing
than "It's snowing crap!"
by Nan of NJ
silence on the site
a really big hiatus
it's a bit spooky
by ash
i didn't mean to
how can it say "no haiku" ?
automatism
by ash
by ashfingers intertwined
eBay? Down AGAIN??
I guess I'll have to haiku.
Nothing to bid on.
by Nan of NJ
mick jagger is old
rock and roll will never die
crosby's new liver.
by wink of san diego
my poor bandaged knees
sore from glancing banjo spanks
aimed by the vicar's niece
"hardly my fault" child
poor cold kitty dead at rest
head under molten tyres
by killerchinchillas of uk
ebbtide uncovers
dark reed hips thrusting upward
countless golden wands
by mount madonna mama
dead dog in the road
pale sunlight refracts off blood
the whiskers glisten
by mount madonna mama
As I lay down here
I finally fell asleep
I love midnite shift
by Robertino Mussatarino of Canadski
As I lay down here
I cannot yet fall asleep
I hate midnite shift
by Roberto Mussato of Canadski
Lo, I fed a goat
today with a kid's bottle.
No pun intended.
by Holland of East Los
Ah, this is heaven --
Power Puff Girls for hours.
Marathon means "nap".
by Nan of NJ
With serenity
I rummage through the attic
Quest for the good stuff
by Janis of Toronto
i wait, breath bated
for copious verse from the
haiku collective
by Stang mk.1
phone calls to avoid
"Have I got a plan for you"!
love caller ID.
by wink of san diego
yawn-tired of porn
click over to bad haiku
great! no poopy talk
by Sister Flo
sex, politics and
religion... the most vital
things to see, avoid
by Moxie of submission/domination
What is a guy to do when he has no one to give him peace...oops ...piece?
by Georgie Porgie
Of course Saint should have
received more than his blessing.
Holy Ghost! she missed
by mellie
Priest saying masses
Saint congregating kneeling
receiving his blessing
by mellie, from the sacristry, polishing sacred vessels
weekend badhaiku
is so eerily silent
look out on Monday
by mellie
Awake at new dawn
stepped in pile of fresh dog crap
off to wash my heel.
by Nan of NJ
It's not funny at all
You should go back to high school
Undies up my ass crack
by Anonymous Poet
hanging in the dark
sitting in the paperbark
growling at the cat
dazed by the torchlight
scurrying up thin branches
grey brushtailed possum
by ash
