Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Awake at new dawn
stepped in pile of fresh dog crap
off to wash my heel.
Haiku # 8070, March 25, 2001 7:23 am ET
by Nan of NJ
It's not funny at all
You should go back to high school
Undies up my ass crack
Haiku # 8069, March 25, 2001 6:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hanging in the dark
sitting in the paperbark
growling at the cat

dazed by the torchlight
scurrying up thin branches
grey brushtailed possum
Haiku # 8068, March 25, 2001 6:40 am ET
by ash
Peter Peter,
a pumpkin eater
and thats fine by me
Haiku # 8067, March 25, 2001 6:13 am ET
by dcell
badhaiku.com
much wisdom can be found here
but not too much taste
Haiku # 8066, March 25, 2001 6:12 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
nothing new for hours
the west coast finally sleeps
viva rotation !
Haiku # 8065, March 25, 2001 6:06 am ET
by ash
head way up my assis it mine or yours todayass way up my head
Haiku # 8064, March 24, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by jegriffith
wife is mad at me
watson and holmes can not find
the flaws she can see
Haiku # 8063, March 24, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by wink
George W. Bush
A corporation's wet dream
the best they can buy
Haiku # 8062, March 24, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by michael winkelman of san diego
bullshit vert
admit it you
are just a prick
Haiku # 8061, March 24, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my neighbors all suck
is it so hard to think right
keep your cats inside
Haiku # 8060, March 24, 2001 6:36 pm ET
by Sister Flo
In a one dicked world,
the man with two dicks is king.
Yes, I am that man!
Haiku # 8059, March 24, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by Vert
schoolofass.com
funny stuff for me and you
sorry, no minors
Haiku # 8058, March 24, 2001 4:39 pm ET
by dink of www.schoolofass.com
hot electric coils
transfer energy to bread
yielding Elwood's lunch
Haiku # 8057, March 24, 2001 4:36 pm ET
by dink
Queers, queers, queers. Ewwwwwwww!
I'd much rather drink a beer
Than be a queer.
Now, there's something new.
Haiku # 8056, March 24, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Frank
Lightly falling snow
Now get 700 hours
Free AOL Platinum
Haiku # 8055, March 24, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by elucidus
no character, an
agenda: unretentive
anomie, retrorm.
Haiku # 8054, March 24, 2001 1:08 pm ET
by boo
It is good to read
But from bottom up is best
Do this and you will see
I do not jest.
Haiku # 8053, March 24, 2001 11:05 am ET
by Frank
I've been thinking, Maybe
We should eat a bee
Then everyone will be happy!
Haiku # 8052, March 24, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Frank
To be or not to be?
Bah! I say just be and let be
And everyone will agree.
Haiku # 8051, March 24, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Frank
No Haiku Submitted
seems like cheating to this gal.
Bad haiku is art.
Haiku # 8050, March 24, 2001 9:42 am ET
by Nan of NJ
Haiku # 8049, March 24, 2001 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8048, March 24, 2001 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8047, March 24, 2001 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8046, March 24, 2001 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8045, March 24, 2001 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Asswipe still not home.
Says he fell asleep in car.
I think I've been fucked.
Haiku # 8044, March 24, 2001 3:23 am ET
by Nan
Haiku # 8043, March 24, 2001 3:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
College radio
needs money for future
tune in and support us

whfr.hfcc.net
OK
Haiku # 8042, March 24, 2001 3:07 am ET
by Flameskull
My ass My ass is on fire!
Pepto is for the weak!
Embrace you're ass pain
Only by loving you're burning ass will you love yourself....
Haiku # 8041, March 24, 2001 1:35 am ET
by SJ
Whittiling away at time
School bell rings
responsibility shrugged
Haiku # 8040, March 24, 2001 12:21 am ET
by Ryuu of Bramalea
i did the dishes
and as far as i can tell
daughter perfect I
Haiku # 8039, March 24, 2001 12:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
coprophilia
they are just bunging it on
totally tasteless
Haiku # 8038, March 23, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by ash
probably one small
13 year old kid getting
beaten up at school

but he can be a
big man on the internet
and 'big men' poo BIG!!!

should have poetry
contest; haiku describing
poo guys character
Haiku # 8037, March 23, 2001 11:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ant infestation
didn't want to join the army
insect irony
Haiku # 8036, March 23, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by ash
is anyone here?
it's not a good idea
writing to myself
Haiku # 8035, March 23, 2001 9:52 pm ET
by Mari Komadori
Oh how I tire of
forgetting important parts
like typing my name
Haiku # 8034, March 23, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by Mari Komadori
anyway, I'm back
bet you all are sick of me
too bad, deal with it
Haiku # 8033, March 23, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what is with people
and posting nasty haiku
that's really quite wrong
Haiku # 8032, March 23, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by Mari Komadori
what would the pope think
of all of this poopy talk
change the subject-yuck !
Haiku # 8031, March 23, 2001 9:07 pm ET
by Sister Flo of St Pete
Schatz, es tut mir leid
said Mir as it crashed to Earth
tacos, ring your bells
Haiku # 8030, March 23, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by Pedro of Cali
thank God it's friday
waiting for the chance to live
a life of sundays
Haiku # 8029, March 23, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by Pedro of Cali
No haiku for hours?
Wait -- I'll talk about doodoo!
That will bring them out.
Haiku # 8028, March 23, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by Nan of NJ
can't trust the rush in
here, chat, or personnals; and
in the streets - weirry!
Haiku # 8027, March 23, 2001 5:35 pm ET
by Miss Everything
sMellie must have smelt
the ain't-saint in your e-mail:
avoided contact.
Haiku # 8026, March 23, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by Miss Everything
poor anyone, subject
(as in sexual object)
of these non-poets
Haiku # 8025, March 23, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by Miss Everything
please now sing for me
sing me Ava Maria
whilst in my rectum
Haiku # 8024, March 23, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by Saint
Rectal Pressuring
pushing deeper my ass now
envelopes your head
Haiku # 8023, March 23, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by Saint
shredded intestines
gaping butt vortex of hell
as burrito sings
Haiku # 8022, March 23, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by Drophammer
frothy, you tread where
only Cthulu may walk
without fear... you ready?
Haiku # 8021, March 23, 2001 4:53 pm ET
by Drophammer
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