Awake at new dawn
stepped in pile of fresh dog crap
off to wash my heel.

It's not funny at all
You should go back to high school
Undies up my ass crack

hanging in the dark
sitting in the paperbark
growling at the cat

dazed by the torchlight
scurrying up thin branches
grey brushtailed possum

Peter Peter,
a pumpkin eater
and thats fine by me

badhaiku.com
much wisdom can be found here
but not too much taste

nothing new for hours
the west coast finally sleeps
viva rotation !

head way up my assis it mine or yours todayass way up my head

wife is mad at me
watson and holmes can not find
the flaws she can see

George W. Bush
A corporation's wet dream
the best they can buy

bullshit vert
admit it you
are just a prick

my neighbors all suck
is it so hard to think right
keep your cats inside

In a one dicked world,
the man with two dicks is king.
Yes, I am that man!

schoolofass.com
funny stuff for me and you
sorry, no minors

hot electric coils
transfer energy to bread
yielding Elwood's lunch

Queers, queers, queers. Ewwwwwwww!
I'd much rather drink a beer
Than be a queer.
Now, there's something new.

Lightly falling snow
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no character, an
agenda: unretentive
anomie, retrorm.

It is good to read
But from bottom up is best
Do this and you will see
I do not jest.

I've been thinking, Maybe
We should eat a bee
Then everyone will be happy!

To be or not to be?
Bah! I say just be and let be
And everyone will agree.

No Haiku Submitted
seems like cheating to this gal.
Bad haiku is art.

Asswipe still not home.
Says he fell asleep in car.
I think I've been fucked.

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My ass My ass is on fire!
Pepto is for the weak!
Embrace you're ass pain
Only by loving you're burning ass will you love yourself....

Whittiling away at time
School bell rings
responsibility shrugged

i did the dishes
and as far as i can tell
daughter perfect I

coprophilia
they are just bunging it on
totally tasteless

probably one small
13 year old kid getting
beaten up at school

but he can be a
big man on the internet
and 'big men' poo BIG!!!

should have poetry
contest; haiku describing
poo guys character

ant infestation
didn't want to join the army
insect irony

is anyone here?
it's not a good idea
writing to myself

Oh how I tire of
forgetting important parts
like typing my name

anyway, I'm back
bet you all are sick of me
too bad, deal with it

what is with people
and posting nasty haiku
that's really quite wrong

what would the pope think
of all of this poopy talk
change the subject-yuck !

Schatz, es tut mir leid
said Mir as it crashed to Earth
tacos, ring your bells

thank God it's friday
waiting for the chance to live
a life of sundays

No haiku for hours?
Wait -- I'll talk about doodoo!
That will bring them out.

can't trust the rush in
here, chat, or personnals; and
in the streets - weirry!

sMellie must have smelt
the ain't-saint in your e-mail:
avoided contact.

poor anyone, subject
(as in sexual object)
of these non-poets

please now sing for me
sing me Ava Maria
whilst in my rectum

Rectal Pressuring
pushing deeper my ass now
envelopes your head

shredded intestines
gaping butt vortex of hell
as burrito sings

frothy, you tread where
only Cthulu may walk
without fear... you ready?