Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Schatz, es tut mir leid
said Mir as it crashed to Earth
tacos, ring your bells
Haiku # 8030, March 23, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by Pedro of Cali
thank God it's friday
waiting for the chance to live
a life of sundays
Haiku # 8029, March 23, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by Pedro of Cali
No haiku for hours?
Wait -- I'll talk about doodoo!
That will bring them out.
Haiku # 8028, March 23, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by Nan of NJ
can't trust the rush in
here, chat, or personnals; and
in the streets - weirry!
Haiku # 8027, March 23, 2001 5:35 pm ET
by Miss Everything
sMellie must have smelt
the ain't-saint in your e-mail:
avoided contact.
Haiku # 8026, March 23, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by Miss Everything
poor anyone, subject
(as in sexual object)
of these non-poets
Haiku # 8025, March 23, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by Miss Everything
please now sing for me
sing me Ava Maria
whilst in my rectum
Haiku # 8024, March 23, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by Saint
Rectal Pressuring
pushing deeper my ass now
envelopes your head
Haiku # 8023, March 23, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by Saint
shredded intestines
gaping butt vortex of hell
as burrito sings
Haiku # 8022, March 23, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by Drophammer
frothy, you tread where
only Cthulu may walk
without fear... you ready?
Haiku # 8021, March 23, 2001 4:53 pm ET
by Drophammer
Disturbocity
I am the Sergei Bubka
of haiku raising
Haiku # 8020, March 23, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by Saint
steamy cup of butt juice
blender up my asshole
ahh grande latte enema
Haiku # 8019, March 23, 2001 4:37 pm ET
by frothy
My ass, it does itch
hemorrhoids, you are my foe
will anyone scratch?
Haiku # 8018, March 23, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by jonah
Speaking of deep things
Mellie - tell me how it feels
to have me in you
Haiku # 8017, March 23, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by Saint
XXXX XXX XXX XXXXXXX
XXX XXX XXXXXX XXX XXXX XX!
Too deep for you fools! :)
Haiku # 8016, March 23, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
Drophammer must duck.
Flying fecal fellatic
fury - of Dung_fu
Haiku # 8015, March 23, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by Saint
Almost feel lost without
my bad Haiku addiction
Grog's kung-fu is poor!
Haiku # 8014, March 23, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
Stove buzzer ringing
must put on hot mitts to get
out the ass pastries
Haiku # 8013, March 23, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by Saint
I am the Disturbed
I am the Cthulu of
Bad haiku, chaos crawls
Haiku # 8012, March 23, 2001 3:35 pm ET
by Drophammer
the eruption pump
posthumous clump of love lumps
grab the rump and hump
Haiku # 8011, March 23, 2001 3:29 pm ET
by Drophammer
Haiku Board was down!!!
Pant pant pant pant pant pant pant...
I feel better now.
Haiku # 8010, March 23, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Song and Dance
when i was younger
i named my shoes, Vert and Zoom
to totemize them
Haiku # 8009, March 23, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by Drophammer
speaking of apoc-
alypse.. did you know that Scrap-
py Doo is a sign?
Haiku # 8008, March 23, 2001 12:53 pm ET
by hola of grue's workplace
Vert, how crude to say
you've had your way and been gay
to lay and lay, hey!
Haiku # 8007, March 23, 2001 12:53 pm ET
by Drophammer
thegrue! are you there?
I will be walking down the
hall--will give back disc
Haiku # 8006, March 23, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by hola of walking towards thegrue
I ass fucked your mom!
She was begging for mercy.
Then I fucked your dad.
Haiku # 8005, March 23, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by Vert
bill gates, billy gates,
must be eliminated.
apocalypse man!
Haiku # 8004, March 23, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by thegrue of hola's place of "work"
hola hates bill gates
he makes useless memory
chewing programs.. BAH!
Haiku # 8003, March 23, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by hola of microsoft hell
hola owes thegrue
cd's chock full of lovely
pretty Cure music
Haiku # 8002, March 23, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
thegrue owes hola
a cd chock full of good
insoc mp3s
Haiku # 8001, March 23, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by thegrue of here, there, everywhere
if eight thousand ate
me out they'd choose some thousand
islands li'le dressing!
Haiku # 8000, March 23, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by miss Everything
think iT's a joke? or
you or her? seventeen is
easy to come by.
Haiku # 7999, March 23, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by MzConGenitalia
right now I haven't
any love, for I doubt one may
exist here for me
Haiku # 7998, March 23, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by Saint
be true to your love
that may be a sucker's stance
sucking up to me
Haiku # 7997, March 23, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by Miss Everything
our coffee is good
when drunken with good donuts;
by god, it's the life!
Haiku # 7996, March 23, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by thegrue of same state of mind as hola
I sit and wonder
what makes you so hesitant
I'm not a bad mate
Haiku # 7995, March 23, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by Saint - to Mellie
I asked her out; she
said, "uh-uh." So, I dumped her!
least I think I did?
Haiku # 7994, March 23, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by boo
that's for me: never
a bride: anytime, bridesmaid!
unveil your vulvure...
Haiku # 7993, March 23, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by boo
yet another girl
for me to pursue in vain
my soul explodes
Haiku # 7992, March 23, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Saint
haiku singles met
HERE! I feel sooo PRETTY! mm,
naked bridesmaid, MEEEeee!
Haiku # 7991, March 23, 2001 11:58 am ET
by Miss Everything
heavy meddle

indoctrination
even lame poetic write
slams retro-medal
Haiku # 7990, March 23, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Mzcongenitalia
Hellraiser hooks grip
the inside of your rectum
YANK, you're inside out
Haiku # 7989, March 23, 2001 11:43 am ET
by Drophammer
I never got any
I demand to be serviced
Before Saint, right now!
Haiku # 7988, March 23, 2001 11:37 am ET
by vobulous the virginal vicar
i remember when
my springs bounced with a hot chick
seems like it's been years

i refuse to pay
for what everyone else gets
for free, thus I whack
Haiku # 7987, March 23, 2001 11:36 am ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
However - spring comes
to the east coast and springs may
bounce better out east
Haiku # 7986, March 23, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Saint
Great Barrier Reef
I'd like to snorkle there and
inside of mellie
Haiku # 7985, March 23, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Saint
next time, the grue, it
will be my turn to bring joe
Nectar of the gods!
Haiku # 7984, March 23, 2001 11:08 am ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
thegrue brings coffee
it is warm and coffee-like
nectar of the gods!
Haiku # 7983, March 23, 2001 11:07 am ET
by hola of office with thegrue
i am still whacking
keep posting mellie, almost
there i am, oh yeah
Haiku # 7982, March 23, 2001 11:06 am ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
What more do you need?
Besides me and my hugeness
You have it, use it.
Haiku # 7981, March 23, 2001 11:05 am ET
by Saint - edfred@voyager.net
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