if eight thousand ate
me out they'd choose some thousand
islands li'le dressing!

think iT's a joke? or
you or her? seventeen is
easy to come by.

right now I haven't
any love, for I doubt one may
exist here for me

be true to your love
that may be a sucker's stance
sucking up to me

our coffee is good
when drunken with good donuts;
by god, it's the life!

I sit and wonder
what makes you so hesitant
I'm not a bad mate

I asked her out; she
said, "uh-uh." So, I dumped her!
least I think I did?

that's for me: never
a bride: anytime, bridesmaid!
unveil your vulvure...

yet another girl
for me to pursue in vain
my soul explodes

haiku singles met
HERE! I feel sooo PRETTY! mm,
naked bridesmaid, MEEEeee!

heavy meddle

indoctrination
even lame poetic write
slams retro-medal

Hellraiser hooks grip
the inside of your rectum
YANK, you're inside out

I never got any
I demand to be serviced
Before Saint, right now!

i remember when
my springs bounced with a hot chick
seems like it's been years

i refuse to pay
for what everyone else gets
for free, thus I whack

However - spring comes
to the east coast and springs may
bounce better out east

Great Barrier Reef
I'd like to snorkle there and
inside of mellie

next time, the grue, it
will be my turn to bring joe
Nectar of the gods!

thegrue brings coffee
it is warm and coffee-like
nectar of the gods!

i am still whacking
keep posting mellie, almost
there i am, oh yeah

What more do you need?
Besides me and my hugeness
You have it, use it.

I live near the sea
on the sub-tropical coast
the nights are so warm

you show me yours mate
and I'll show you something else
and then off the bed

I live near the sea
on the sub-tropical coast
the nights are so warm

you show me yours mate
and I'll show you something else
and then off the bed

I have yet to see
an address for you mellie
or I would do so

"Get a room!" applies.
You're leaving a sex goddess
to her own devices.

keep checking my box
but nothing from you either
what is happening?

you may not believe
but I was loking for "jizz"
it was not in there

Changing personae
in case friends come to this Board
and catch me sucking.

morning task complete
now is the time for rewards
now it's Miller time!

Waiting on you dear
I have yet to receive an
email from you hon

Drop - I didn't know
you wanted lessons on HOW
maybe becky likes?

aussie dollar's crap
what are you waiting for mate?
why aren't you coming?

whoa! hey! hold on, now!
mellie giving out lessons?
sorry, Saint, I'm in line!

Elton John song pops
into my head with changed word
it is "Rocket Jizz"

morning task complete
now is the time for rewards
now it's donut time!

head moves up and down
now that is so much better
I should give classes

I'm being passed
around like a water bong
I feel so us-ed

he's in the leather
you must do the job for him
don't you know? sweet thing

In Australia?
I have always wanted to go
now I have reason?

Hmm...a choice awaits
Nan seems to be more forward
but in new jersey

I know not how I
would get down to where you are
unless you tell me

sigh... sorry for that
my computer went berserk
thus, multipled posts

mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination

mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination

mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination

mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination

"Take me out of your mouth..."
Then back in, then out, in...out...
in...out...in...out.....ahhhhhhH!

come right on down Saint
(I keep inviting him in)
Hey, he may one day!

Thegrue, come and get
your donut, they won't last all
day, they're over there

Ah, it is Friday
day of coffee and donuts
and jeans and slacking

bungee cords stretching
sphincter wide open so winds
whistle through the stank