morning task complete
now is the time for rewards
now it's donut time!

head moves up and down
now that is so much better
I should give classes

I'm being passed
around like a water bong
I feel so us-ed

he's in the leather
you must do the job for him
don't you know? sweet thing

In Australia?
I have always wanted to go
now I have reason?

Hmm...a choice awaits
Nan seems to be more forward
but in new jersey

I know not how I
would get down to where you are
unless you tell me

sigh... sorry for that
my computer went berserk
thus, multipled posts

mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination

mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination

mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination

mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination

"Take me out of your mouth..."
Then back in, then out, in...out...
in...out...in...out.....ahhhhhhH!

come right on down Saint
(I keep inviting him in)
Hey, he may one day!

Thegrue, come and get
your donut, they won't last all
day, they're over there

Ah, it is Friday
day of coffee and donuts
and jeans and slacking

bungee cords stretching
sphincter wide open so winds
whistle through the stank

may day, may day he's
going down! or... maybe not
if mellie says not

Zero to Out-Of-Bounds
All of Saints booster jets fire
Crossing Mellie's lines.

the new Mir Taco
it Crumbles and falls all on
your front Seat and Pants

bow chicka bearn waaaw
ung dsh ung dsh ung dsh ung
bwaa naaaaaaaa bump bump bang!

taco bell dot com
two tacos--for price of one!
who needs space station?

Why not take a chance?
You might just like the banter
of private email

Hard to understand
you mumble, please take me out
of your mouth - slowly.

what is thwop, pray tell?
hmm, chrism, that is sacred.
thwack is what I heard.

god I got hot too
the thought of you going down
now I've lost control

the merest ripple
butterflies in my tummy
splashdown a letdown

cannot keep away
i am drawn closer to you
there is no escape

so much atmosphere
going down out of control
i am way too hot

Space station troubles?
Mir words are inadequate
to describe my fear.

just a mir detail
a small drop in the ocean
it's das vidanya

Neutron went to a
bar

When Mir falls to earth
chunks big as trucks may survive
Heads Up, New Zealand!

I am packing death
will mir hit me while I sleep?
Oh yeah, in my dreams

well that was a crock of shit

it happened to me
at australia zoo
I blamed the animals

Nan, in my laundry
I found your G spot in there
It smells like lemons.

Priest's pants now dropping
Explosive liquid froth boils forth
please fetch me a spoon

Mellie I have your
Blessing right here with me now
ziiiiiiiip, thwop. I bless you

Drophammer please no
ovinoanalingus
it makes me jealous

Im a stupid little boy
everyone blindfolds me till i see darkness.
because Im stupid little boy

Sinning is most fun
once you can find your G-spot
even in the dark.

the clever dog sat
and ate the calico cat
which he himself caught.

yes, bless me father
I keep on committing sin
do not absolve me

donuts and coffee
I look forward to Friday
mm. donuts .. mmm yum

sydney is my dog
he sniffs other doggy butts
just to say "HELLO!"

My dog is named Syd
He does doggy type stuff like
eating and sleeping

now what's all this then?
random mental flatulence
disguised as haiku

santo cres, santo nunca seras
que piensas si santos nunca podras ser
santo cres, santo nunca seras

Attn: Saint
If you're just thinking one thing
I'd be mighty impressed

hey, go get the meat
we're out of cannibal sauce
barbecue ruined