Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

bow chicka bearn waaaw
ung dsh ung dsh ung dsh ung
bwaa naaaaaaaa bump bump bang!
Haiku # 7947, March 23, 2001 9:36 am ET
by Drophammer
taco bell dot com
two tacos--for price of one!
who needs space station?
Haiku # 7946, March 23, 2001 9:34 am ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
Why not take a chance?
You might just like the banter
of private email
Haiku # 7945, March 23, 2001 9:10 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
Hard to understand
you mumble, please take me out
of your mouth - slowly.
Haiku # 7944, March 23, 2001 9:06 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
what is thwop, pray tell?
hmm, chrism, that is sacred.
thwack is what I heard.
Haiku # 7943, March 23, 2001 8:50 am ET
by mellie
god I got hot too
the thought of you going down
now I've lost control
Haiku # 7942, March 23, 2001 7:15 am ET
by mellie, oops merely a mistake, Ash
the merest ripple
butterflies in my tummy
splashdown a letdown
Haiku # 7941, March 23, 2001 7:03 am ET
by mellie
cannot keep away
i am drawn closer to you
there is no escape

so much atmosphere
going down out of control
i am way too hot


Haiku # 7940, March 23, 2001 6:58 am ET
by ash@splashdown.southpacific
Space station troubles?
Mir words are inadequate
to describe my fear.

Haiku # 7939, March 23, 2001 6:28 am ET
by Nan of NJ
just a mir detail
a small drop in the ocean
it's das vidanya
Haiku # 7938, March 23, 2001 6:12 am ET
by ash
Neutron went to a
bar
Haiku # 7937, March 23, 2001 1:25 am ET
by Pimaniac
When Mir falls to earth
chunks big as trucks may survive
Heads Up, New Zealand!
Haiku # 7936, March 23, 2001 12:25 am ET
by Yuri Gargarin
I am packing death
will mir hit me while I sleep?
Oh yeah, in my dreams
Haiku # 7935, March 22, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
well that was a crock of shit
Haiku # 7934, March 22, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by mellie
it happened to me
at australia zoo
I blamed the animals
Haiku # 7933, March 22, 2001 11:06 pm ET
by mellie
Nan, in my laundry
I found your G spot in there
It smells like lemons.
Haiku # 7932, March 22, 2001 10:50 pm ET
by Saint - To Nan
Priest's pants now dropping
Explosive liquid froth boils forth
please fetch me a spoon
Haiku # 7931, March 22, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by Saint
Mellie I have your
Blessing right here with me now
ziiiiiiiip, thwop. I bless you
Haiku # 7930, March 22, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by Saint - To mellie
Drophammer please no
ovinoanalingus
it makes me jealous
Haiku # 7929, March 22, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by Saint
Im a stupid little boy
everyone blindfolds me till i see darkness.
because Im stupid little boy
Haiku # 7928, March 22, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Hell No
Sinning is most fun
once you can find your G-spot
even in the dark.
Haiku # 7927, March 22, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by Nan of NJ
the clever dog sat
and ate the calico cat
which he himself caught.
Haiku # 7926, March 22, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by wallygowdy of school
yes, bless me father
I keep on committing sin
do not absolve me
Haiku # 7925, March 22, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by mellie
donuts and coffee
I look forward to Friday
mm. donuts .. mmm yum
Haiku # 7924, March 22, 2001 8:28 pm ET
by hola of friday, where art thou?
sydney is my dog
he sniffs other doggy butts
just to say "HELLO!"
Haiku # 7923, March 22, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by hola of is it friday yet?
My dog is named Syd
He does doggy type stuff like
eating and sleeping
Haiku # 7922, March 22, 2001 8:25 pm ET
by hola of looking forward to friday
now what's all this then?
random mental flatulence
disguised as haiku
Haiku # 7921, March 22, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by VerbaLizer of NYC
santo cres, santo nunca seras
que piensas si santos nunca podras ser
santo cres, santo nunca seras
Haiku # 7920, March 22, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Hell No
Attn: Saint
If you're just thinking one thing
I'd be mighty impressed
Haiku # 7919, March 22, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hey, go get the meat
we're out of cannibal sauce
barbecue ruined
Haiku # 7918, March 22, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by Stang mk.1
No time for buckets
And no time for pleasantries
Like dropping my pants.
Haiku # 7917, March 22, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by Priest
Intestinal knots
Swelling distentia forewarns
I grab my bucket.
Haiku # 7916, March 22, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by Priest
tomorrow mir flames
intergalactic trash heap
more vodka comrade?
Haiku # 7915, March 22, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by mondongo of elsewhere
what is all this sheep
can i get sheep sandwiches
the kind with rubber
Haiku # 7914, March 22, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by boobles the clown
you and your dead sheep
keep sleep with narry a peep
on top of the heap
Haiku # 7913, March 22, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by Drophammer
Do not start with me
You necro-ovinaphile
All these sheep are dead!
Haiku # 7912, March 22, 2001 4:46 pm ET
by Priest
No sheep anywhere
Hammer has them in his cube
Proof? Sniff his fingers.
Haiku # 7911, March 22, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Priest
can i get a dog
a poodle for my sandwich
hairy meaty treat
Haiku # 7910, March 22, 2001 4:37 pm ET
by boobles the clown
Saint, ROFL.
LOLOLOL...
LOLOL.
Haiku # 7909, March 22, 2001 4:35 pm ET
by Nan of NJ
I care not, Droppy
all i do or say is lost
in the winds of life
Haiku # 7908, March 22, 2001 4:30 pm ET
by Saint
spasms and quaking
uncontrolled ejaculate
i knock myself out
Haiku # 7907, March 22, 2001 4:25 pm ET
by boobles the clown
oh... Saint leaves himself
so wide open like the fish
in the smelly barrel
Haiku # 7906, March 22, 2001 4:23 pm ET
by Drophammer
so I now ask this
of a certain someone on
this here board: Can you?
Haiku # 7905, March 22, 2001 3:38 pm ET
by Saint
I often wonder
when i first meet, should I ask
if she can deep throat?
Haiku # 7904, March 22, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by Saint
love is knowing one
who is yourself and yet not
love is knowing one
Haiku # 7903, March 22, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Drophammer
sorry, Priest, that was
a little over the line
I was very baaaaaad
Haiku # 7902, March 22, 2001 3:35 pm ET
by Drophammer
and remember this
love is the abscense of all
logic and thinking
Haiku # 7901, March 22, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Saint
Priest gets into it
Fingers churning in the ass
Of the sheep he loves
Haiku # 7900, March 22, 2001 3:33 pm ET
by Drophammer
When I first saw you
I knew you were the kind who
would fuck me over.
Haiku # 7899, March 22, 2001 3:33 pm ET
by Saint
anonymous dude
don't bring me down with your lack
of love for my stuff
Haiku # 7898, March 22, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Drophammer
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