Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

and remember this
love is the abscense of all
logic and thinking
Haiku # 7901, March 22, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Saint
Priest gets into it
Fingers churning in the ass
Of the sheep he loves
Haiku # 7900, March 22, 2001 3:33 pm ET
by Drophammer
When I first saw you
I knew you were the kind who
would fuck me over.
Haiku # 7899, March 22, 2001 3:33 pm ET
by Saint
anonymous dude
don't bring me down with your lack
of love for my stuff
Haiku # 7898, March 22, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Drophammer
Desk chains me, no lunch
Fingers feverishly typing
There is no mercy.
Haiku # 7897, March 22, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Priest
I have a request
when you do, please use your tongue
I haven't wiped today
Haiku # 7896, March 22, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by Saint
Attention Anon:
I was just thinking one thing
you can kiss my ass
Haiku # 7895, March 22, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Saint
Jesus Fucking Christ
You guys blather on and on
and on and on and. . . .
Haiku # 7894, March 22, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I could not find a Suess' site,
I could not find one, tho try I might
I know that this is not in style
But I think that now I'll stay a while
Haiku # 7893, March 22, 2001 2:44 pm ET
by Saint
I am resigning
from haiku looking to find
bad dr suess site
Haiku # 7892, March 22, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by Saint
Pay Cut in Relief?

prez works less than the
former, so scoring interns
won't be during work.
Haiku # 7891, March 22, 2001 1:40 pm ET
by unconceding
80% girls
like themselves, 20%
teens - who's conceited!
Haiku # 7890, March 22, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by Miss Everything
where is our Solace?
his horrific imagery
makes me dream bad things
Haiku # 7889, March 22, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by Drophammer
the weekly world news
says, "Elvis ate my baby"
and I believe it
Haiku # 7888, March 22, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by Drophammer
the bean-laden charge
in my belly seeks release
i erupt in joy
Haiku # 7887, March 22, 2001 1:19 pm ET
by Drophammer
i do hate myself
maybe i should walk into
the street and die, thoughts?
Haiku # 7886, March 22, 2001 12:56 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
glarg exc weffle joo
qwz sedo eep bibb shively
viff dodod kip bno!!!!
Haiku # 7885, March 22, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
who shall i whack to
today, I ponder. Cher? why not.
*whack whack whack whack whack*
Haiku # 7884, March 22, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
Saint, you missed this one:
Hippocrocadoggapig
Seven syllables!
Haiku # 7883, March 22, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by Priest
this morning I greet
a sun through a shuttered blind
chains of work enslave
Haiku # 7882, March 22, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
All can be salvaged!
Saint may find work at airports
with wind-finding ass.
Haiku # 7881, March 22, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Priest
Forces are too strong
my rectum inverts and blows
out like a wind sock
Haiku # 7880, March 22, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Saint
Remember P V
equals n R T do not
let the colon burst
Haiku # 7879, March 22, 2001 11:39 am ET
by Saint
Pressure is rising
By boyle's law, I strain, compress
Colon gets warmer.
Haiku # 7878, March 22, 2001 11:36 am ET
by Priest
Rectum now coated
with honey it's dripping from
one side to other
Haiku # 7877, March 22, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Saint
Raisins and peanuts
carrot shreds and corn kernels
My special ass stew
Haiku # 7876, March 22, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Saint
Hopes laid on far girl
who has no reason to mail
to call himself "lost"
Haiku # 7875, March 22, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Priest
putred wretched filth,
porcelain coated with it
I think of someone
Haiku # 7874, March 22, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Saint
Try the new RonCo
Mr. Fistibuttocks now
And get free lube, too!
Haiku # 7873, March 22, 2001 11:07 am ET
by Drophammer
Rocket drop of pants
Still too slow, face the fury
Of volatile purge.
Haiku # 7872, March 22, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Priest
That vilest siren
teases me so - only to
go munch on carpet
Haiku # 7871, March 22, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Saint
Drop and Priest, I say
I wish someone would fucking
e-mail already!
Haiku # 7870, March 22, 2001 10:57 am ET
by Saint
Construction bastard
collective asses, their heads
are in them, fuckers!
Haiku # 7869, March 22, 2001 10:55 am ET
by Saint
why does mellie tease
Saint so? perhaps she is male
or hermaphrodite?
Haiku # 7868, March 22, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Drophammer
sudden release of
exploding intestines and
there goes a kneecap
Haiku # 7867, March 22, 2001 10:40 am ET
by Drophammer
have you ever blown
bubbles in peanut butter
with your ass? not me.
Haiku # 7866, March 22, 2001 10:38 am ET
by Drophammer
Saint, away on errands
left defenseless to assault
Who will rescue him?
Haiku # 7865, March 22, 2001 10:32 am ET
by Priest
Hyperdrive engaged
And Set to full-on-bitch-mode
Saint unloads his wrath.
Haiku # 7864, March 22, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Priest
Mellie answers, Saint,
But you're oblivious, lost
In your misery.
Haiku # 7863, March 22, 2001 10:01 am ET
by Priest
Saint buries his head
In the depths of his own ass
Missing Mellie's flirts.
Haiku # 7862, March 22, 2001 9:59 am ET
by priest
I care a lot, Saint...
about face more than ballsstick --
this Board is the BEST.
Haiku # 7861, March 22, 2001 9:50 am ET
by Nan of NJ
god almighty saint
chuck them in the laundry man
then put then back on
Haiku # 7860, March 22, 2001 9:18 am ET
by mellie, UMPIRE, "LOST BALLS"
My balls are sticking
to my underwear when I
pulled them off today
Haiku # 7859, March 22, 2001 9:08 am ET
by Saint
fine leg long leg glance
they know how to use the crease
balls dancing in slips
Haiku # 7858, March 22, 2001 8:30 am ET
by mellie, congratulations India, well done
a long time ago
I rode a big Indian
so heavy and mean
Haiku # 7857, March 22, 2001 8:27 am ET
by mellie, to make saint smile
It matters not Nan
whether I can link or not
because no one cares.
Haiku # 7856, March 22, 2001 8:14 am ET
by Saint
hello grasshopper
colour green, what is your name
snake and iguana
Haiku # 7855, March 22, 2001 7:12 am ET
by Mr Sanjuro of Oxford
Genius Saint may be...
Can't post link to save hisass.
I figgered it out.
Haiku # 7854, March 22, 2001 7:05 am ET
by Nan of Dismal New Jersey
yes I just lost it
forgot to tap my fingers
somehow lost the beat
Haiku # 7853, March 22, 2001 1:08 am ET
by mellie
I now leave with my
tail between my legs I will
wallow in defeat
Haiku # 7852, March 22, 2001 1:06 am ET
by Saint
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