Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Hopes laid on far girl
who has no reason to mail
to call himself "lost"
Haiku # 7875, March 22, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Priest
putred wretched filth,
porcelain coated with it
I think of someone
Haiku # 7874, March 22, 2001 11:09 am ET
by Saint
Try the new RonCo
Mr. Fistibuttocks now
And get free lube, too!
Haiku # 7873, March 22, 2001 11:07 am ET
by Drophammer
Rocket drop of pants
Still too slow, face the fury
Of volatile purge.
Haiku # 7872, March 22, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Priest
That vilest siren
teases me so - only to
go munch on carpet
Haiku # 7871, March 22, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Saint
Drop and Priest, I say
I wish someone would fucking
e-mail already!
Haiku # 7870, March 22, 2001 10:57 am ET
by Saint
Construction bastard
collective asses, their heads
are in them, fuckers!
Haiku # 7869, March 22, 2001 10:55 am ET
by Saint
why does mellie tease
Saint so? perhaps she is male
or hermaphrodite?
Haiku # 7868, March 22, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Drophammer
sudden release of
exploding intestines and
there goes a kneecap
Haiku # 7867, March 22, 2001 10:40 am ET
by Drophammer
have you ever blown
bubbles in peanut butter
with your ass? not me.
Haiku # 7866, March 22, 2001 10:38 am ET
by Drophammer
Saint, away on errands
left defenseless to assault
Who will rescue him?
Haiku # 7865, March 22, 2001 10:32 am ET
by Priest
Hyperdrive engaged
And Set to full-on-bitch-mode
Saint unloads his wrath.
Haiku # 7864, March 22, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Priest
Mellie answers, Saint,
But you're oblivious, lost
In your misery.
Haiku # 7863, March 22, 2001 10:01 am ET
by Priest
Saint buries his head
In the depths of his own ass
Missing Mellie's flirts.
Haiku # 7862, March 22, 2001 9:59 am ET
by priest
I care a lot, Saint...
about face more than ballsstick --
this Board is the BEST.
Haiku # 7861, March 22, 2001 9:50 am ET
by Nan of NJ
god almighty saint
chuck them in the laundry man
then put then back on
Haiku # 7860, March 22, 2001 9:18 am ET
by mellie, UMPIRE, "LOST BALLS"
My balls are sticking
to my underwear when I
pulled them off today
Haiku # 7859, March 22, 2001 9:08 am ET
by Saint
fine leg long leg glance
they know how to use the crease
balls dancing in slips
Haiku # 7858, March 22, 2001 8:30 am ET
by mellie, congratulations India, well done
a long time ago
I rode a big Indian
so heavy and mean
Haiku # 7857, March 22, 2001 8:27 am ET
by mellie, to make saint smile
It matters not Nan
whether I can link or not
because no one cares.
Haiku # 7856, March 22, 2001 8:14 am ET
by Saint
hello grasshopper
colour green, what is your name
snake and iguana
Haiku # 7855, March 22, 2001 7:12 am ET
by Mr Sanjuro of Oxford
Genius Saint may be...
Can't post link to save hisass.
I figgered it out.
Haiku # 7854, March 22, 2001 7:05 am ET
by Nan of Dismal New Jersey
yes I just lost it
forgot to tap my fingers
somehow lost the beat
Haiku # 7853, March 22, 2001 1:08 am ET
by mellie
I now leave with my
tail between my legs I will
wallow in defeat
Haiku # 7852, March 22, 2001 1:06 am ET
by Saint
Haiku # 7851, March 22, 2001 1:05 am ET
by mel, cataplexy? Yes, of course
catastropic ? no
cataplexy? of course
not cataclysmic

ashes to ashes
embark on a new journey
it will make good mulch

chainsawed pepper trees
I hid in the house and wept
planted more trees then
Haiku # 7850, March 22, 2001 1:03 am ET
by mel
It's ok Mellie
now you know what it's like
to be a loser
(like me)
Haiku # 7849, March 22, 2001 12:47 am ET
by Saint
Haiku # 7848, March 22, 2001 12:42 am ET
by Mellie. I did use too many for haiku. Hell I hate that.
bitter I am not
realistic that I am
for I know my fate
Haiku # 7847, March 22, 2001 12:41 am ET
by Saint
playing games with words
at yahoo literati
one uses so many
Haiku # 7846, March 22, 2001 12:40 am ET
by mellie
Drophammer returns
Never give up, Saint, never
Do not be bitter
Haiku # 7845, March 22, 2001 12:38 am ET
by Drophammer of going to bed as we speak
I have much to say
space is lacking with haiku
must find other way
Haiku # 7844, March 22, 2001 12:35 am ET
by Saint
I try no more now
there are no takers of me
Saint will never rise.
Haiku # 7843, March 22, 2001 12:29 am ET
by Saint
ride right on up mate
I am on the top up here.
Is that you coming?
Haiku # 7842, March 22, 2001 12:28 am ET
by mellie,from right down under neath
Efforts are in vain
I will now lower my sails
Acknowledge defeat
Haiku # 7841, March 22, 2001 12:24 am ET
by Saint
thought you said "lick here"
my searching tongue was flicking
salivating here
Haiku # 7840, March 22, 2001 12:20 am ET
by mellie
I do laundry now
it keeps me awake while
I pass time on here
Haiku # 7839, March 22, 2001 12:14 am ET
by Saint
I have found mellie!
Do you not wish to ride my
bike or me either?
Haiku # 7838, March 22, 2001 12:12 am ET
by Saint
good luck with mellie
I hope she responds to you
go, Saint, go! Hooray!
Haiku # 7837, March 22, 2001 12:11 am ET
by Drophammer
gracefully withdrawn
Drophammer exits the site
work to do at home
Haiku # 7836, March 22, 2001 12:10 am ET
by Drophammer
I am now thwarted
I will become like ostrich
and put head in sand
Haiku # 7835, March 22, 2001 12:10 am ET
by Saint
I am pure genius
I can now point you to my page
Much time on my hands
Haiku # 7834, March 22, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Saint
ultimate peace... then
ass rockets between shoulders
forgotten land mine
Haiku # 7833, March 22, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Drophammer
sweet watermelon
juicy ripe delicious pink
mellie needs eating
Haiku # 7832, March 22, 2001 12:08 am ET
by mellie
I am bored tonight
I try some innovation
Does this work? Click here
Haiku # 7831, March 22, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Saint
But indirectly
I have yet to read e mail
or receive a beep
Haiku # 7830, March 22, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Saint
a spicy rice dish
fired from a large bore gun
is jamballistic
Haiku # 7829, March 22, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Drophammer
mellie did respond
wondering when sainthood would
descend upon her
Haiku # 7828, March 22, 2001 12:01 am ET
by Drophammer
At least I can be
someone's bitch as yet one
more girl ignores me
Haiku # 7827, March 21, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by Saint
open the pinhole
and I will come pouring through
Saint will be my bitch
Haiku # 7826, March 21, 2001 11:58 pm ET
by Drophammer
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