Rocket drop of pants
Still too slow, face the fury
Of volatile purge.

That vilest siren
teases me so - only to
go munch on carpet

Drop and Priest, I say
I wish someone would fucking
e-mail already!

Construction bastard
collective asses, their heads
are in them, fuckers!

why does mellie tease
Saint so? perhaps she is male
or hermaphrodite?

sudden release of
exploding intestines and
there goes a kneecap

have you ever blown
bubbles in peanut butter
with your ass? not me.

Saint, away on errands
left defenseless to assault
Who will rescue him?

Hyperdrive engaged
And Set to full-on-bitch-mode
Saint unloads his wrath.

Mellie answers, Saint,
But you're oblivious, lost
In your misery.

Saint buries his head
In the depths of his own ass
Missing Mellie's flirts.

I care a lot, Saint...
about face more than ballsstick --
this Board is the BEST.

god almighty saint
chuck them in the laundry man
then put then back on

My balls are sticking
to my underwear when I
pulled them off today

fine leg long leg glance
they know how to use the crease
balls dancing in slips

a long time ago
I rode a big Indian
so heavy and mean

It matters not Nan
whether I can link or not
because no one cares.

hello grasshopper
colour green, what is your name
snake and iguana

Genius Saint may be...
Can't post link to save hisass.
I figgered it out.

yes I just lost it
forgot to tap my fingers
somehow lost the beat

I now leave with my
tail between my legs I will
wallow in defeat

catastropic ? no
cataplexy? of course
not cataclysmic

ashes to ashes
embark on a new journey
it will make good mulch

chainsawed pepper trees
I hid in the house and wept
planted more trees then

It's ok Mellie
now you know what it's like
to be a loser
(like me)

bitter I am not
realistic that I am
for I know my fate

playing games with words
at yahoo literati
one uses so many

Drophammer returns
Never give up, Saint, never
Do not be bitter

I have much to say
space is lacking with haiku
must find other way

I try no more now
there are no takers of me
Saint will never rise.

ride right on up mate
I am on the top up here.
Is that you coming?

Efforts are in vain
I will now lower my sails
Acknowledge defeat

thought you said "lick here"
my searching tongue was flicking
salivating here

I do laundry now
it keeps me awake while
I pass time on here

I have found mellie!
Do you not wish to ride my
bike or me either?

good luck with mellie
I hope she responds to you
go, Saint, go! Hooray!

gracefully withdrawn
Drophammer exits the site
work to do at home

I am now thwarted
I will become like ostrich
and put head in sand

I am pure genius
I can now point you to my page
Much time on my hands

ultimate peace... then
ass rockets between shoulders
forgotten land mine

sweet watermelon
juicy ripe delicious pink
mellie needs eating

I am bored tonight
I try some innovation
Does this work? Click here

But indirectly
I have yet to read e mail
or receive a beep

a spicy rice dish
fired from a large bore gun
is jamballistic

mellie did respond
wondering when sainthood would
descend upon her

At least I can be
someone's bitch as yet one
more girl ignores me

open the pinhole
and I will come pouring through
Saint will be my bitch

That squashing you hear
is your tesitculoids used
as my new play-doh

Oh no! What you say?
someone set up me the sex,
lies, videotape

Saint, oh Saint... why you
provoke me is a wonder
know I will squash you