Oh no!  What you say?
someone set up me the sex, 
lies, videotape
by Saint
 
			
Saint, oh Saint... why you
provoke me is a wonder
know I will squash you
by Drophammer
 
			
heh heh... not knocked out
but filming your horrible
sexual technique
by Drophammer
 
			
Drophammer - I did
last night, but you were knocked out
from my ether rag
by Saint
 
			
gum the soft inner
lining of my rectum with
enthusiasm
by Drophammer
 
			
The hour growing late
the haikus become more weird
please go find a shrink
by Saint
 
			
i piss sweet milk juice
and shit ambrosia flakes
i am my own cereal
by monkey crap
 
			
oh no not again
someone set us up the bomb
all your base are oh fuckit...
by dumbshit
 
			
it is only 10:00
sweet fucking jesus christ
please someone kill me
by wageslave
 
			
boss goes on and on
about eric clapton songs
someone please shoot me
by wageslave of ny 
 
			
new york times online
is good; free, great archive, can
email articles
by the chicken
 
			
Sasquatch and Nessie
both tasty with garlic glaze
best cooked medium
by Saint
 
			
Slump down into my
chair, hide from the customers
they can just eat me.
by Pat of http://beerho.com/ 
 
			
Back from Aikido
I missed very much haiku
and I missed mellie
by Saint
 
			
Peaceful Spring morning 
Steam rises from the cold river
Cow tail rises, it shits
by Bung Daddy
 
			
stunned tail-less lizard
cowering in the stairwell
catatonia
by ash
 
			
enormous gum tree
afraid your days are numbered
neighbours complaining
tear you limb from limb
saddened as you disembark
pulling down your trunks
deforestation
won't fill me with elation
sad situation
by ash
 
			
my wife says to me
no more tahini for you
go play your guitar
by Bruce of St Pete 
 
			
having dwelt here long
it bores me to have to read
of being caught short
by ash
 
			
oh nah , din't mean you
just these excrement junkies
flaming shit-ass kooks
by sheena
 
			
what bad light breaks through
yonder Stygian window?
buzzes and glows dark
oh hell has more mouths
more teeth than three snarls hold
all out's in, in's out.
by sheena
 
			
shit-eater I'm not
perhaps this is why no one
is talking to you?
by Mari Komadori
 
			
where the hell you at?
my friends have all gone away
just shit-eaters here
by sheena, after a while
 
			
yes, it's me again
writing another haiku
worse than lots of yours
by Mari Komadori
 
			
here I am again
the new girl at bad haiku
is anyone here?
by Mari Komadori
 
			
where are the poets?
bad or not, they are comfort
for those read here
by Drophammer
 
			
mellie, i know Saint
he's a good guy, though strange, too
give him an e-mail
by Drophammer
 
			
can't eat salami
fearing foot in mouth disease
oops I just swallowed
by mellie
 
			
anticipation
i am tight as a drum.aaaaahhh
leathered hand  ups revs
by mellie
 
			
waiting for sainthood
what pope would canonise me?
craving explosion
by mellie
 
			
evidence of tools
fashioned by primitive man
in fossilized bones
by mount madonna mama
 
			
her eyes tipped upward
her wet lips parted slightly
she shrugs and then sighs
by mount madonna mama
 
			
her stomach clenched
she applies pipewrench to drain
vain search for contact
by mount madonna mama
 
			
recently erased
chalk dust drifting faint traces
of word shaped ideas
by mount madonna mama
 
			
curling like a leaf
past its season  leeched of hue
she breathes carefully
by mount madonna mama
 
			
down the darkened hall
his eyes travel to the door
opening slowly
by mount madonna mama
 
			
chill wind whips her cheeks
tendrils of hair in her mouth
the red scarf flutters
by mount madonna mama
 
			
Man! that bitch at work
sure, she listens to 'light jazz'
to her-mad cow death
by Bruce of St Pete 
 
			
ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!
i can't let an hour pass
with no bad haiku
by the fourth way(t.e.s.) of seattle 
 
			
i'm gonna fry up
nessie in a big skillet
that's some good eatin!
by the eighteenth syllable (t.f.w.) of seattle 
 
			
don't translate the words
transmogrify your conscious
and flee to Loch Ness
by Drophammer
 
			
http://world
.altavista.com/
use that to translate
by the fourth way of seattle 
 
			
Todos los ninos estan wacking,
Y no parecen como los perros castrados.
acaso comieron un perro caliente?
by Anonymous Poet of Hell No 
 
			
El Dolor es como boca.
En la trompa y la boca, el
corazon es como mi trompa
by Anonymous Poet of Hell No 
 
			
masterwhacking and
monsterjacking in my new
ovaltine jumpsuit
by Drophammer
 
			
jackin ta kathy?
that's like a woman jackin'
off to mister T
by the fourth way (t.e.s.) of seattle 
 
			
see me masturbate
whack whack whack whack whack whack whack
i love kathie lee
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E 
 
			
the crawling chaos
creeping closer to your mind
Nyarlathotep
by H.P. Lovecraft
 
			
Janis - do not fret
My house burned down last August
still not moved back in
by Saint
 
			
When does it all end?
Living out of some boxes
I must find a home
by Janis of Toronto