Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Back from Aikido
I missed very much haiku
and I missed mellie
Haiku # 7811, March 21, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by Saint
Peaceful Spring morning
Steam rises from the cold river
Cow tail rises, it shits

Haiku # 7810, March 21, 2001 10:55 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
stunned tail-less lizard
cowering in the stairwell
catatonia
Haiku # 7809, March 21, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by ash
enormous gum tree
afraid your days are numbered
neighbours complaining

tear you limb from limb
saddened as you disembark
pulling down your trunks

deforestation
won't fill me with elation
sad situation
Haiku # 7808, March 21, 2001 10:34 pm ET
by ash
my wife says to me
no more tahini for you
go play your guitar
Haiku # 7807, March 21, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by Bruce of St Pete
having dwelt here long
it bores me to have to read
of being caught short
Haiku # 7806, March 21, 2001 9:30 pm ET
by ash
oh nah , din't mean you
just these excrement junkies
flaming shit-ass kooks
Haiku # 7805, March 21, 2001 9:02 pm ET
by sheena
what bad light breaks through
yonder Stygian window?
buzzes and glows dark

oh hell has more mouths
more teeth than three snarls hold
all out's in, in's out.
Haiku # 7804, March 21, 2001 9:00 pm ET
by sheena
shit-eater I'm not
perhaps this is why no one
is talking to you?
Haiku # 7803, March 21, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by Mari Komadori
where the hell you at?
my friends have all gone away
just shit-eaters here
Haiku # 7802, March 21, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by sheena, after a while
yes, it's me again
writing another haiku
worse than lots of yours
Haiku # 7801, March 21, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by Mari Komadori
here I am again
the new girl at bad haiku
is anyone here?
Haiku # 7800, March 21, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by Mari Komadori
where are the poets?
bad or not, they are comfort
for those read here
Haiku # 7799, March 21, 2001 8:40 pm ET
by Drophammer
mellie, i know Saint
he's a good guy, though strange, too
give him an e-mail
Haiku # 7798, March 21, 2001 8:12 pm ET
by Drophammer
can't eat salami
fearing foot in mouth disease
oops I just swallowed
Haiku # 7797, March 21, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by mellie
anticipation
i am tight as a drum.aaaaahhh
leathered hand ups revs
Haiku # 7796, March 21, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by mellie
waiting for sainthood
what pope would canonise me?
craving explosion
Haiku # 7795, March 21, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by mellie
evidence of tools
fashioned by primitive man
in fossilized bones
Haiku # 7794, March 21, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
her eyes tipped upward
her wet lips parted slightly
she shrugs and then sighs
Haiku # 7793, March 21, 2001 7:42 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
her stomach clenched
she applies pipewrench to drain
vain search for contact
Haiku # 7792, March 21, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
recently erased
chalk dust drifting faint traces
of word shaped ideas
Haiku # 7791, March 21, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
curling like a leaf
past its season leeched of hue
she breathes carefully
Haiku # 7790, March 21, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
down the darkened hall
his eyes travel to the door
opening slowly
Haiku # 7789, March 21, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
chill wind whips her cheeks
tendrils of hair in her mouth
the red scarf flutters
Haiku # 7788, March 21, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Man! that bitch at work
sure, she listens to 'light jazz'
to her-mad cow death
Haiku # 7787, March 21, 2001 7:00 pm ET
by Bruce of St Pete
ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!
i can't let an hour pass
with no bad haiku
Haiku # 7786, March 21, 2001 6:43 pm ET
by the fourth way(t.e.s.) of seattle
i'm gonna fry up
nessie in a big skillet
that's some good eatin!
Haiku # 7785, March 21, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by the eighteenth syllable (t.f.w.) of seattle
don't translate the words
transmogrify your conscious
and flee to Loch Ness
Haiku # 7784, March 21, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by Drophammer
http://world
.altavista.com/
use that to translate
Haiku # 7783, March 21, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Todos los ninos estan wacking,
Y no parecen como los perros castrados.
acaso comieron un perro caliente?
Haiku # 7782, March 21, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Hell No
El Dolor es como boca.
En la trompa y la boca, el
corazon es como mi trompa
Haiku # 7781, March 21, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Hell No
masterwhacking and
monsterjacking in my new
ovaltine jumpsuit
Haiku # 7780, March 21, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by Drophammer
jackin ta kathy?
that's like a woman jackin'
off to mister T
Haiku # 7779, March 21, 2001 5:24 pm ET
by the fourth way (t.e.s.) of seattle
see me masturbate
whack whack whack whack whack whack whack
i love kathie lee
Haiku # 7778, March 21, 2001 5:15 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
the crawling chaos
creeping closer to your mind
Nyarlathotep
Haiku # 7777, March 21, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by H.P. Lovecraft
Janis - do not fret
My house burned down last August
still not moved back in
Haiku # 7776, March 21, 2001 5:00 pm ET
by Saint
When does it all end?
Living out of some boxes
I must find a home
Haiku # 7775, March 21, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
I have I C Q
six five five zero five two
Can I hear from you?
Haiku # 7774, March 21, 2001 4:50 pm ET
by Saint
chafing, the meaty
tube of salami slams me
i grope blindly, help!
Haiku # 7773, March 21, 2001 4:44 pm ET
by meaty
I'm too sexy for
this bad haiku. Too sexy
for all of you too!
Haiku # 7772, March 21, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Saint
What are you doing?!?!
Drinking an import, watching
the market report.
Haiku # 7771, March 21, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by Saint
Copy D-N-A?
ribonucleic acid
R-N-A That's how!
Haiku # 7770, March 21, 2001 4:39 pm ET
by Saint
My ass cheese awaits
For Drophammer to eat it
Yum, Yum, I want some.
Haiku # 7769, March 21, 2001 4:31 pm ET
by Saint
previous santa?
with lots of culotte problems?
are you committed?
Haiku # 7768, March 21, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have a headache
Searing pain in my eyeballs
I'm going home now
Haiku # 7767, March 21, 2001 4:28 pm ET
by Demento
santo previo
con problemas de culo
Haiku # 7766, March 21, 2001 4:22 pm ET
by piperboy of Chicago, IL USA
length only matters
in the Japanese Haiku
English tells to much
Haiku # 7765, March 21, 2001 4:21 pm ET
by Grog (Ok so it was 3-6-3 ) of Seattle
the evil i wrought!
five-seven-five. other bad
poems go elsewhere.
Haiku # 7764, March 21, 2001 4:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What the hell is this?
United Nations haiku?
Damn Global Econ.
Haiku # 7763, March 21, 2001 4:20 pm ET
by The Eighteenth Syllable(t.f.w.) of seattle
Haiku # 7762, March 21, 2001 4:15 pm ET
by Marteau De Baisse
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