Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

her eyes tipped upward
her wet lips parted slightly
she shrugs and then sighs
Haiku # 7793, March 21, 2001 7:42 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
her stomach clenched
she applies pipewrench to drain
vain search for contact
Haiku # 7792, March 21, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
recently erased
chalk dust drifting faint traces
of word shaped ideas
Haiku # 7791, March 21, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
curling like a leaf
past its season leeched of hue
she breathes carefully
Haiku # 7790, March 21, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
down the darkened hall
his eyes travel to the door
opening slowly
Haiku # 7789, March 21, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
chill wind whips her cheeks
tendrils of hair in her mouth
the red scarf flutters
Haiku # 7788, March 21, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Man! that bitch at work
sure, she listens to 'light jazz'
to her-mad cow death
Haiku # 7787, March 21, 2001 7:00 pm ET
by Bruce of St Pete
ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!
i can't let an hour pass
with no bad haiku
Haiku # 7786, March 21, 2001 6:43 pm ET
by the fourth way(t.e.s.) of seattle
i'm gonna fry up
nessie in a big skillet
that's some good eatin!
Haiku # 7785, March 21, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by the eighteenth syllable (t.f.w.) of seattle
don't translate the words
transmogrify your conscious
and flee to Loch Ness
Haiku # 7784, March 21, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by Drophammer
http://world
.altavista.com/
use that to translate
Haiku # 7783, March 21, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Todos los ninos estan wacking,
Y no parecen como los perros castrados.
acaso comieron un perro caliente?
Haiku # 7782, March 21, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Hell No
El Dolor es como boca.
En la trompa y la boca, el
corazon es como mi trompa
Haiku # 7781, March 21, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Hell No
masterwhacking and
monsterjacking in my new
ovaltine jumpsuit
Haiku # 7780, March 21, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by Drophammer
jackin ta kathy?
that's like a woman jackin'
off to mister T
Haiku # 7779, March 21, 2001 5:24 pm ET
by the fourth way (t.e.s.) of seattle
see me masturbate
whack whack whack whack whack whack whack
i love kathie lee
Haiku # 7778, March 21, 2001 5:15 pm ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
the crawling chaos
creeping closer to your mind
Nyarlathotep
Haiku # 7777, March 21, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by H.P. Lovecraft
Janis - do not fret
My house burned down last August
still not moved back in
Haiku # 7776, March 21, 2001 5:00 pm ET
by Saint
When does it all end?
Living out of some boxes
I must find a home
Haiku # 7775, March 21, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
I have I C Q
six five five zero five two
Can I hear from you?
Haiku # 7774, March 21, 2001 4:50 pm ET
by Saint
chafing, the meaty
tube of salami slams me
i grope blindly, help!
Haiku # 7773, March 21, 2001 4:44 pm ET
by meaty
I'm too sexy for
this bad haiku. Too sexy
for all of you too!
Haiku # 7772, March 21, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Saint
What are you doing?!?!
Drinking an import, watching
the market report.
Haiku # 7771, March 21, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by Saint
Copy D-N-A?
ribonucleic acid
R-N-A That's how!
Haiku # 7770, March 21, 2001 4:39 pm ET
by Saint
My ass cheese awaits
For Drophammer to eat it
Yum, Yum, I want some.
Haiku # 7769, March 21, 2001 4:31 pm ET
by Saint
previous santa?
with lots of culotte problems?
are you committed?
Haiku # 7768, March 21, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have a headache
Searing pain in my eyeballs
I'm going home now
Haiku # 7767, March 21, 2001 4:28 pm ET
by Demento
santo previo
con problemas de culo
Haiku # 7766, March 21, 2001 4:22 pm ET
by piperboy of Chicago, IL USA
length only matters
in the Japanese Haiku
English tells to much
Haiku # 7765, March 21, 2001 4:21 pm ET
by Grog (Ok so it was 3-6-3 ) of Seattle
the evil i wrought!
five-seven-five. other bad
poems go elsewhere.
Haiku # 7764, March 21, 2001 4:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What the hell is this?
United Nations haiku?
Damn Global Econ.
Haiku # 7763, March 21, 2001 4:20 pm ET
by The Eighteenth Syllable(t.f.w.) of seattle
Haiku # 7762, March 21, 2001 4:15 pm ET
by Marteau De Baisse
Check your second lines
carefully Grog. They often
have more than you want.
Haiku # 7761, March 21, 2001 4:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
grog, they lied
it IS important.
listen not
Haiku # 7760, March 21, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by the fourth way (t.e.s.) of seattle
No estoy bueno
mis pantalones sucio
es de mi culo
Haiku # 7759, March 21, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by Saint
length is not
important, only you.
tell someone.
Haiku # 7758, March 21, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by Grog (3-5-3 HA!) of Seattle
enamorado
las chicas me encantan
yo quiero amor
Haiku # 7757, March 21, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by piperboy of Chicago, IL USA
wo die Eselsmischmaschine ist, die mich in der Nacht mit K
Haiku # 7756, March 21, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by TropfenHammer
fire, mom, cats, taco
cool...haiku in spanish.. lets
call that stuff "spaiku"
Haiku # 7755, March 21, 2001 4:08 pm ET
by the fourth way (t.e.s.) of seattle
gibbering nonsense
unrelated actions in words
confusion is here
Haiku # 7754, March 21, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
i have a big zit
it screams in pain and redness
wipe the mirror clean
Haiku # 7753, March 21, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by piperboy of Chicago, IL USA
i am a rebel.
rules can never control me.
six syllables, who cares!
Haiku # 7752, March 21, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mi mono frota
con gatos en mi taco
madre enfuego
Haiku # 7751, March 21, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by Martillo de la Gota
neanderthal dude
australopithecene chick
post-modern-baby
Haiku # 7750, March 21, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by the fourth way (t.e.s.) of seattle
Priests and cannibals
Prehistoric animals
Happy dead come home
Haiku # 7749, March 21, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by Shriekback
I will be back soon
I must bury a quaker
relief on the way!
Haiku # 7748, March 21, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by Saint
well gooney goo goo!
goodness gracious! golly gee
willickers! gosh gosh!
Haiku # 7747, March 21, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by the fourth way (t.e.s.) of seattle
hyperthermophiles
very interesting word
heat loving creatures
Haiku # 7746, March 21, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by Saint
sorry...wrong mellie
it's my silly name for my
cut watermelon
Haiku # 7745, March 21, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by The Eighteenth Syllable of seattle
Mellie is stuffed in
my basement in a trash bag
mu ha ha ha ha
Haiku # 7744, March 21, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by The Eighteenth Syllable of seattle
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