Mellie is stuffed in
my basement in a trash bag
mu ha ha ha ha
by The Eighteenth Syllable of seattle
might need a new job
this one boring. Can I come
stay with you mellie?
by Saint
Bump on head. Ouch! Fell
asleep at work desk. Mellie
kiss and make better?
by Saint
I'm iller than jack
in that cuckoo's nest movie.
watch me dance, baby
by The Eighteenth Syllable of seattle
the spicy food hurts
i want to stop but it keeps
pushing, pushing. OW!
by Anonymous Poet
The porcelain throne
calls yet again. NAY! NO MORE!...
Hemorrhoids be gone.
by Anonymous Poet
Powerful nuggets
place dew droplets on my ass
awakening me.
by Anonymous Poet
The log is followed
by a fart. A smell follows
the fart. Sweet nature!
by Anonymous Poet
I fill the toilet
the water is displaced by
my chocolate glacier
by Saint
floaters are wimpy
real men crap real fecal stuff
powerful nuggets
by Drophammer
A morning surprise.
Runny? Solid? Thick? Thin? Light?
Dark? Look, a floater!!!
by Anonymous Poet
awaiting blissful
time on the porcelain throne
i think of past sh*ts
by Anonymous Poet
Oh Stenchie, stank muse
Percolating muddy froth
Within gut's Eden
by Drophammer
Priest has been unboweled
By the scribbly scrabble
Stenchies that lurk here
by Drophammer
I am now so sad
I have read the entire Onion.
Now no more to read.
by Saint
you, preoccupied
by fecal matter, reveal
methane lifted dreams
by Anonymous Poet
i am not working
i must leave this place and go
not work somewhere else
by the fourth way of seattle
Fading in and out
over-rated consciousness
Hammer smiles, he knows.
by priest of next to drophammer on his kitchen floor
Stenchies overwhelm
Siren-like to my bowels
I evacuate.
by Priest of in drophammer's kitchen
Stuck in the office
I want to go and ride my
cycle or mellie
by Saint
Damn eighth syllable
I can not count right today
I feel so ashamed
by Saint
"Fya-Thigh-Rio"
my new band: "Fuck You And The
Horse You Rode In On"
by the fourth way of seattle
If of course mellie
doesn't repsond back to me soon
then I would do it.
by Saint
niner - I think that
she can knock spiderwebs with
me at anytime.
by Saint
when i look at gwen
i get all tingly inside
she's not "Just" a girl
by the fourth way of seattle
then again i can
not see her face when I take
her ass from behind
by Saint
roll up and bang bang
all my gang does the same thang
i'm on the chain gang
by the fourth way of seattle
When I look at Gwen
Stefani - I think what the
hell with the pink hair?
by Saint
"I'll be back" he says.
"hasta la vista" he says,
in austrian tones
by the fourth way of seattle
miss gwen stefani
has that thing between her eyes.
Centerpiece, no doubt....
by the fourth way of seattle
hear gizmodgery,
listen to breakfast with girls
matt mahaffey rules
by the fourth way of seattle
Some of this haiku
is rather good. Good enough
for me to poop on!
by Saint
Threshold bars nothing
with exothermic reactions
bubbling goo congeals
by Priest of in drophammer's living room
nothing worth reading
won't submit to reading it
but I submit this
by Mz ConGenitalia
Anonymity
some people like to keep it
I am open book
by Saint
I woke this morning
and I had a bushy tail
Where is my ferret?
by Saint
Antidisestab-
lishmententarianis-
m. I like to say.
by Saint
Worried, no response
Door opens, shit river flows
Pools around my ankles
by priest of at Drophammer's front door
Priest or Drophammer:
Carbonated meat beverage -
will you pass it here?
by Saint
Can you say: super-
califragilisticex-
pealidocious?
by Saint
Hesitant, I knock
Shaken by the eruptions
I seek signs of life.
by Priest of Drophammer's front door
very bored at work
nothing much better to do
than obscure haiku
by Saint
balloon gold soda
garbage man pot roast Christmas
Addams Family
by Saint
No peanut butter
to make sandwich place bread next
to Matt's ass cannon
by Saint
my dot voyager
dot net slash edfred slash
this is my web page
by Saint
To the Drophammer
No No No No No No No
My brain explodes - ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
by Saint
the world is silent
ass cannon is depleted
now, the stenchies come
by Drophammer
bodily lifted
from the floor by greenish spray
i land with a splorsh
by Drophammer
i am crawling now
through my shit covered kitchen
next wave approaching
by Drophammer
rip splatter quiver
ass cannon sprays my kitchen
i missed the bathroom
by Drophammer
