Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

To the Drophammer
No No No No No No No
My brain explodes - ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Haiku # 7699, March 21, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by Saint
the world is silent
ass cannon is depleted
now, the stenchies come
Haiku # 7698, March 21, 2001 12:42 pm ET
by Drophammer
bodily lifted
from the floor by greenish spray
i land with a splorsh
Haiku # 7697, March 21, 2001 12:41 pm ET
by Drophammer
i am crawling now
through my shit covered kitchen
next wave approaching
Haiku # 7696, March 21, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by Drophammer
rip splatter quiver
ass cannon sprays my kitchen
i missed the bathroom
Haiku # 7695, March 21, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by Drophammer
Your haiku of poo
Is no tao of fecal joy
Learn from the master
Haiku # 7694, March 21, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by Drophammer
Fiddler on the roof
Haiku is making matches
Between cyclers
Haiku # 7693, March 21, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by Drophammer
I wish of haiku
to be longer in their verse
have much more to say
Haiku # 7692, March 21, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by Saint
Aikido - I train.
in the way of harmony
I will not harm you
Haiku # 7691, March 21, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by Saint - to Mellie
I did never punch
never have I broke my hand
I did break my toe
Haiku # 7690, March 21, 2001 12:21 pm ET
by Saint - to Mellie
i'll kick your fuckin' ass
hit the button one more time,
and i'll shoot you in the foot.
Haiku # 7689, March 21, 2001 11:58 am ET
by sophunique of houston
#$@*$
damn it...it's like i can't count
syllable problems
Haiku # 7688, March 21, 2001 11:37 am ET
by the fourth way of seattle
I have now returned
no no my loyal people
no need to kiss my feet
Haiku # 7687, March 21, 2001 11:35 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
one more bad haiku
you got a problem with that?
i didn't think so
Haiku # 7686, March 21, 2001 11:09 am ET
by VerbaLizer of NYC
I fear violence
saintly one. your broken hand's
what's worrying me
Haiku # 7685, March 21, 2001 10:19 am ET
by mellie, can you keep it under control, Saint?
hey is cattitude
kind of feline attitude?
please explain, I say
Haiku # 7684, March 21, 2001 10:00 am ET
by mellie
Gator will not leave.
To get rid of the Gator,
smash the computer.
Haiku # 7683, March 21, 2001 9:57 am ET
by Nan of NJ
wanted weather bug
now i have this gator junk
marketing bastards
Haiku # 7682, March 21, 2001 9:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Austin
I too, wear leather
head to toe I am covered
I'm the man in black
Haiku # 7681, March 21, 2001 9:03 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
Haiku about poo
is tacky in the extreme
but majorly fun.
Haiku # 7680, March 21, 2001 9:00 am ET
by Nan of NJ
It's a ninety nine
six hundred cc's - yellow
would you like a ride?
Haiku # 7679, March 21, 2001 9:00 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
writers of haiku :
see the button "clear the form" ?
press that one sometimes
Haiku # 7678, March 21, 2001 8:27 am ET
by ash
life is far too short
we are all going to die
some almighty joke


Haiku # 7677, March 21, 2001 8:20 am ET
by ash
beesting on my foot
pulstating local swelling
antihistamines
Haiku # 7676, March 21, 2001 8:12 am ET
by ash
that killing machine
with serious cattitude
honed to a whisker
Haiku # 7675, March 21, 2001 8:11 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 7674, March 21, 2001 1:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
seriously guys
this is a waste of your life
go do something else
Haiku # 7673, March 21, 2001 1:10 am ET
by bufz of Australia
Speaking of Christians
Do Baptists fuck standing up
Dancing cheek to cheek

Haiku # 7672, March 21, 2001 12:17 am ET
by Bung Daddy
Poo is God's delight
Even Christians quietly
enjoy a good dump
Haiku # 7671, March 21, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Bung Daddy
Sushi makes good poo
slides out nice, easy and slick
It makes happy bung
Haiku # 7670, March 21, 2001 12:01 am ET
by Bung Daddy
My life is complete
when my bung sings a sad song
sweet baritone
Haiku # 7669, March 20, 2001 11:53 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
If I fart in the
woods and my wife doesn't smell it
then, does it still stink?
Haiku # 7668, March 20, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
I feel turds building
Waiting for morning coffee
to release a nice poo
Haiku # 7667, March 20, 2001 11:44 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Once upon a time
Paver was master poet
now he just spanks it
Haiku # 7666, March 20, 2001 11:42 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
hey, is that thing red?
the honda, i mean, baby.
(I dont need the cash)
Haiku # 7665, March 20, 2001 11:24 pm ET
by mellie
got my leather on
I insist on a helmut
the head is precious
Haiku # 7664, March 20, 2001 11:20 pm ET
by mellie, for the saintly one
getting back to now
all the places around here
i have been away
Haiku # 7663, March 20, 2001 11:16 pm ET
by VerbaLizer of NYC
thrity five degrees
I still rode my bike tonight
and it comforts me
Haiku # 7662, March 20, 2001 10:51 pm ET
by Saint
perhaps I did speak
language of persuasion, next
I offer them money
Haiku # 7661, March 20, 2001 10:49 pm ET
by Saint
mailbox empty still
mel, miss made me sad maybe
my honda wants me
Haiku # 7660, March 20, 2001 10:48 pm ET
by Saint
forms are not my friends
i've accidentally not
submitted my name
Haiku # 7659, March 20, 2001 10:32 pm ET
by Mari Komadori
you have me all wrong
i'm the resident newbie
those were my first posts
Haiku # 7658, March 20, 2001 10:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A haiku newbie?
Moi? Haiku is my
middle name. Really.

Haiku # 7657, March 20, 2001 10:19 pm ET
by Nan of New Jersey
don't mind me, i'm just
as bad a writer as you
that's what we're here for
Haiku # 7656, March 20, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by Mari Komadori
someone save us all
we're stuck on this board with a
new haiku newbie
Haiku # 7655, March 20, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Mari Komadori
mucho me gusta
ir al restaurante
yo tengo hambre
Haiku # 7654, March 20, 2001 10:00 pm ET
by 9thmoon of El Seattlo
woe is us my friends
four of us, thousands of lines
waste of cyberspace
Haiku # 7653, March 20, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by Pedro of Cali
te quiere un
haiku en espanol, si,
quatro camino?
Haiku # 7652, March 20, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
9thmoon says that you,
the fourth way, watch too much god-
damn television
Haiku # 7651, March 20, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
yep, i've got you babe,
i've got you babe. and know what?
i refuse to cher
Haiku # 7650, March 20, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
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