9thmoon says that you,
the fourth way, watch too much god-
damn television

yep, i've got you babe,
i've got you babe. and know what?
i refuse to cher

my love gives life birth
pain unfolds it's pretty thorns
red blood stains my hands

leave out capitals
and punctuation, still
i am no cummings

four ways in spanish
is this my inquisition?
set my haiku free

Pedro, bad haiku
is like a good bowel movement --
pleasant for the soul.

pedro in cali
how about a haiku treat
make one in spanish

when haikus go bad
the earth groans a groan of pain
i can hear her now

A loan or a gift?
This is the pitiful plot
of all the "judge" shows

biblical ink blots.
interpret rorshach, meshach
and abendego

right here lies this man
convicted of bad writing
poor grog, rest in peace

This addiction is
taking over my shattered life
leading me to ruin

Grog bash everything
in attempt to save my mind
from my own Haiku

his name is jared
and he'll lead you to subway
all you fat people

e i e i o
old mcdonald had a farm
now he sells burgers

I am hell's angel
I am a badhaiku slut
I am not a saint

I can commit sin
I wont miss anything girl
are you game? let's go!

brain fart, ow, brain fart,
the pain, the pain, it's worse than
bad diarrhea

I must learn to watch
my Haiku otherwise I
will always be sad

Words can't express my
horror at what was said here.
Because nothing exists ;)

a wise sage once said,
through a well written haiku:
"piss off, you *sshole"

Because if you try.
And you fail to realize that
you suck, you should die.

bruce, do not be hard
on yourself. for some, counting
can be very hard.

I am filled with shame
I left out but one short word
I disgrace this page

work is almost done.
bad haiku, i will miss you.
i need a screenname.

entemanns donuts
the ones with plastic chocolate
heaven on earth

Orange Creme yogurt
seems like it was much better
last time I tried it.

Bad haiku is art
like painting with cat crap
or drawing fat nudes.

many bad haikus.
not one good one. the mind reels.
is this possible?

Oh my lord! this is
a lot of unbelievable
terrible Haiku.

bad haiku writers,
unite! we are big and strong
if we act as one!

I do not see you
with your APC sticker
driving the wife's car?

haikus are too short
to fully express my thoughts
so i sit silent

I didn't mean there;
rumor says different building.
Please be careful, man.

I am too busy
playing in my Zen garden
for messing with drugs.

guess i'll go see, huh?
either vroom vroom or pow pow
nighty night honey

data center guy
sitting mad in parking lot
this is the rumor.

whatever, 9 moons.
you've been shooting up again.
start back at step one

lies, simply pure lies
(click) i wonder who said that
(pow! pow!) what was that????!!!

bruises from needle
the doctor's assistant is
one rough s.o.b.

the fourth way, is it
true, rumor about someone
bringing gun to work?

not enough haiku
2 transvestites on TV
distracting me, why!?

Horror flicks I do love
like a woman at my feet
surprising me, whoah!

Oh hell, shitfire,
anonymous isn't cool.
My name is Nan. Hi!

I can't speak for Mel
but mellie what say you, girl?
I'm non-committal.

Cappuccino, beau-
tibathtakemeaway from this
day of freaks and geeks.

Mellie?! It's obvious!
and saint #7550
wants it too, bad, oh!

that dream was too long
should have woken earlier
but it was so nice

my mouth wide open
he slips in latex'd finger
and caresses my gums