Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

biblical ink blots.
interpret rorshach, meshach
and abendego
Haiku # 7642, March 20, 2001 9:07 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
right here lies this man
convicted of bad writing
poor grog, rest in peace
Haiku # 7641, March 20, 2001 9:03 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
This addiction is
taking over my shattered life
leading me to ruin
Haiku # 7640, March 20, 2001 9:02 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
Grog bash everything
in attempt to save my mind
from my own Haiku
Haiku # 7639, March 20, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
his name is jared
and he'll lead you to subway
all you fat people
Haiku # 7638, March 20, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
e i e i o
old mcdonald had a farm
now he sells burgers
Haiku # 7637, March 20, 2001 8:40 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
I am hell's angel
I am a badhaiku slut
I am not a saint
Haiku # 7636, March 20, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by mellie
Haiku # 7635, March 20, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can commit sin
I wont miss anything girl
are you game? let's go!
Haiku # 7634, March 20, 2001 8:29 pm ET
by mellie
brain fart, ow, brain fart,
the pain, the pain, it's worse than
bad diarrhea
Haiku # 7633, March 20, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I must learn to watch
my Haiku otherwise I
will always be sad
Haiku # 7632, March 20, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
Words can't express my
horror at what was said here.
Because nothing exists ;)
Haiku # 7631, March 20, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
a wise sage once said,
through a well written haiku:
"piss off, you *sshole"
Haiku # 7630, March 20, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Because if you try.
And you fail to realize that
you suck, you should die.
Haiku # 7629, March 20, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
bruce, do not be hard
on yourself. for some, counting
can be very hard.
Haiku # 7628, March 20, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am filled with shame
I left out but one short word
I disgrace this page
Haiku # 7627, March 20, 2001 7:56 pm ET
by Bruce
work is almost done.
bad haiku, i will miss you.
i need a screenname.
Haiku # 7626, March 20, 2001 7:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
entemanns donuts
the ones with plastic chocolate
heaven on earth
Haiku # 7625, March 20, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by Bruce
Orange Creme yogurt
seems like it was much better
last time I tried it.
Haiku # 7624, March 20, 2001 7:44 pm ET
by 9thmoon of taking pride in her bad haiku in Seattle
Bad haiku is art
like painting with cat crap
or drawing fat nudes.
Haiku # 7623, March 20, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by Nan of Princeton, NJ
many bad haikus.
not one good one. the mind reels.
is this possible?
Haiku # 7622, March 20, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh my lord! this is
a lot of unbelievable
terrible Haiku.
Haiku # 7621, March 20, 2001 7:37 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
bad haiku writers,
unite! we are big and strong
if we act as one!
Haiku # 7620, March 20, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I do not see you
with your APC sticker
driving the wife's car?
Haiku # 7619, March 20, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
haikus are too short
to fully express my thoughts
so i sit silent
Haiku # 7618, March 20, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I didn't mean there;
rumor says different building.
Please be careful, man.
Haiku # 7617, March 20, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
I am too busy
playing in my Zen garden
for messing with drugs.
Haiku # 7616, March 20, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
guess i'll go see, huh?
either vroom vroom or pow pow
nighty night honey
Haiku # 7615, March 20, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
data center guy
sitting mad in parking lot
this is the rumor.
Haiku # 7614, March 20, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
whatever, 9 moons.
you've been shooting up again.
start back at step one
Haiku # 7613, March 20, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
lies, simply pure lies
(click) i wonder who said that
(pow! pow!) what was that????!!!
Haiku # 7612, March 20, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
bruises from needle
the doctor's assistant is
one rough s.o.b.
Haiku # 7611, March 20, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
the fourth way, is it
true, rumor about someone
bringing gun to work?
Haiku # 7610, March 20, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
not enough haiku
2 transvestites on TV
distracting me, why!?
Haiku # 7609, March 20, 2001 6:29 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
Horror flicks I do love
like a woman at my feet
surprising me, whoah!
Haiku # 7608, March 20, 2001 6:23 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
Oh hell, shitfire,
anonymous isn't cool.
My name is Nan. Hi!
Haiku # 7607, March 20, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Princeton, NJ
I can't speak for Mel
but mellie what say you, girl?
I'm non-committal.
Haiku # 7606, March 20, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by Miss Everything
Cappuccino, beau-
tibathtakemeaway from this
day of freaks and geeks.
Haiku # 7605, March 20, 2001 6:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mellie?! It's obvious!
and saint #7550
wants it too, bad, oh!
Haiku # 7604, March 20, 2001 6:18 pm ET
by Miss Everything
that dream was too long
should have woken earlier
but it was so nice
Haiku # 7603, March 20, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by mellie
my mouth wide open
he slips in latex'd finger
and caresses my gums
Haiku # 7602, March 20, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by mellie, periodontist dream. what does this mean Moxie?
don't mock soft rock -- the
ghost of Karen Carpenter
will come to get you!
Haiku # 7601, March 20, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
weather is still hot
it is now over 90 degrees
glad I'm no snowman
Haiku # 7600, March 20, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
I ate my cats food
it was crunchy and tasty
she now wants my steak
Haiku # 7599, March 20, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
Smell the food I've bought
As I pull away, arrive here -
I'm one sandwich short!
Bastards!
Haiku # 7598, March 20, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by Priest
Empty drive through lane
Simple, elegant order
So where's my damn food?!
Haiku # 7597, March 20, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by Priest
Some people drive cars
Some people are cars too
You stupid go bot
Haiku # 7596, March 20, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by (B) of CoMo
The air is warm here
my balls are sweating madly
too close to the fan
Haiku # 7595, March 20, 2001 5:34 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
all soft rock stations
seem to be called "warm" something
is that true by you?
Haiku # 7594, March 20, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
just goes to show you
mr. cenobyte, that if you
snoozeth you loseth
Haiku # 7593, March 20, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
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