The air is warm here
my balls are sweating madly
too close to the fan
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
all soft rock stations
seem to be called "warm" something
is that true by you?
by the fourth way of seattle
just goes to show you
mr. cenobyte, that if you
snoozeth you loseth
by the fourth way of seattle
gone for just three days
a thousand new bad haiku
so much bitterness...
by cenobyte of saskatoon
precision pissing-
I send out pale yellow darts
like a lawn sprinkler
by the fourth way of seattle
I'm deciphering
what it means to be human.
sifting through clay dust
by the fourth way of seattle
work makes me wish for
"repetitive injury"
then i could get comp
by cenobyte of saskatoon
today first of spring
yesterday it was snowing
stupid place to live
by cenobyte of saskatoon
today went quickly
no time to read bad haiku
one feels empty now
by cenobyte of saskatoon
D-N-A a strain
of good genetic coding
wasted upon me
by Saint
Things here are most bleak
questions arise as to why
I was ever born
by Saint
my bowels are torn
mexican food assaults them
with painful spices
by Drophammer
Priest and Saint are gone
I awake from my waiting
And attack with UNGH!
by Drophammer
Three Haikus for you!
I think I enjoy this shit.
Addicting it is!
by TekunoRobby of Miami
Do not play this game!
Doom makes people want to kill!
Stupid kids at school...
by TekunoRobby of Miami
Have you played the game
Chu Chu Rocket for the Dreamcast?
Cats and Mice are God!
by TekunoRobby of Miami
Art is very fun!
This poetic ridicule,
only makes us laugh.
by TekunoRobby of Miami
haiku was once art.
i make light of its simple
beauty. darn, oh well!
by Anonymous Poet
I see women 'round
I want to get to know them
and know their boobies.
by Saint
Gurgling, splurting
spattering slapping noises
Mustard is empty.
by Saint
When I start to think,
I begin to dream bad things.
Retards haunt my sleep...
by TekunoRobby of Miami
When I think my life
is horrible, I realize
that I could be Priest.
by Saint
Crapping on a soul?
How nice, is it possible?
I would like to try...
by TekunoRobby of Miami
I will see women
and wonder how long before
she would cheat on me?
by Saint
no motorcycle
I guess I am stuck with my
red razor scooter
by 9thmoon of Seattle
My bike screams for me.
And I will comfort it's soul.
Yes, later today.
by Saint
motorcycle is
calling me; thrilling to feel
the wind in my face
by 9thmoon of Seattle
I too joke Anon
When I thrust my blade through you
and crap on your soul.
by Saint
I am not joking,
a good punch to the face helps.
Then you can do "it"
by TekunoRobby of Miami
saint, priest and others
you know that i am joking?
i hope that you do
by Anonymous Poet
be gentlemanly
and gracious, girls will notice...
if you're not ugly
by Anonymous Poet
I post my e mail
my mailbox still sits empty
I will die alone
by Saint
Car speeding to lunch
All flanks are unprotected
For haiku assault.
by Priest
I have tried punching
I broke my hand and I cried.
Then she kicked my ass.-
by Saint
Hey Saint you should try,
a good punch in the girls face.
They will like you much!
by TekunoRobby of Miami
bad haiku lets me
express my innermost self:
kill my boss, kill him!
by Anonymous Poet
Like Neandertals
My social grace with women
lacks very much so
by Saint
Making games is fun!
I must be John Romero,
touch my long pony hair.
by TekunoRobby of Miami
All of life is art
And randomness births magic
As critics kill our wonder.
by Priest
Why do I type this?
it is very sexual,
please touch me right now.
by TekunoRobby of Miami
I dream of sliced cheese
melting in my underwear
friends call me Cheez Whizz
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
i now quit writing
haiku before you all kill
me. Bye, bad haiku!
by Anonymous Poet
To Anon Poet
I had a "haiku" for you
I flush it away
by Saint
submit art only,
not random thoughts, you moron.
i disparage you!
by Anonymous Poet
I spelled "to" wrong
In my last fateful haiku
I blame public school
by Cabal468 of phoenix
To Miss Everything,
and Mellie - I ask this of you:
Menage a trois? Oui!
by Saint
haiku is like life,
only way to stop is death.
i try to be deep.
by Anonymous Poet
must take a shower
I am far to smelly now
I'm scaring the cats
by Cabal468 of phoenix
I must emulate
the attitude of bound men
to get walked upon.
by Saint
Must stop bad haiku
I need to be productive
this is addictive
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
