Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

All of life is art
And randomness births magic
As critics kill our wonder.
Haiku # 7557, March 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by Priest
Why do I type this?
it is very sexual,
please touch me right now.
Haiku # 7556, March 20, 2001 2:10 pm ET
by TekunoRobby of Miami
I dream of sliced cheese
melting in my underwear
friends call me Cheez Whizz
Haiku # 7555, March 20, 2001 2:09 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
i now quit writing
haiku before you all kill
me. Bye, bad haiku!
Haiku # 7554, March 20, 2001 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
To Anon Poet
I had a "haiku" for you
I flush it away
Haiku # 7553, March 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by Saint
submit art only,
not random thoughts, you moron.
i disparage you!
Haiku # 7552, March 20, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I spelled "to" wrong
In my last fateful haiku
I blame public school
Haiku # 7551, March 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Cabal468 of phoenix
To Miss Everything,
and Mellie - I ask this of you:
Menage a trois? Oui!
Haiku # 7550, March 20, 2001 2:01 pm ET
by Saint
haiku is like life,
only way to stop is death.
i try to be deep.
Haiku # 7549, March 20, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
must take a shower
I am far to smelly now
I'm scaring the cats
Haiku # 7548, March 20, 2001 1:58 pm ET
by Cabal468 of phoenix
I must emulate
the attitude of bound men
to get walked upon.
Haiku # 7547, March 20, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by Saint
Must stop bad haiku
I need to be productive
this is addictive
Haiku # 7546, March 20, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
What the hell is this?
A saint on his knees begging?
have you no pride, man!
Haiku # 7545, March 20, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Pheonix
i submit haiku,
it shows up on monitor,
hmmmm, they are not good
Haiku # 7544, March 20, 2001 1:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
On my knees I beg
please please call me someone please
I work for my dad
Haiku # 7543, March 20, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by Saint of MI
Zoom, off I go now
crotch rocket blazing trail
to colorless grey
Haiku # 7542, March 20, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by BattlePuppy of MI
Blantant desperation
ed fred at voyager dot
net. Please e mail me.
Haiku # 7541, March 20, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by Saint
If you can read this
you are standing to close
I swallow your soul
Haiku # 7540, March 20, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Pheonix
Anonymous sits
cowardly throws jabs at Priest
don't talk to Billy Idol that way!!!!
Haiku # 7539, March 20, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My Honda screameth
I accelerate and shift
The world then blurs
Haiku # 7538, March 20, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by Saint
reading his haikus
i wonder if priest may have
issues from childhood
Haiku # 7537, March 20, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tense interview
the backdoor pressure building
results in seepage
Haiku # 7536, March 20, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by BattlePuppy of MI
I hear some music
coming from the parking lot
Rap! not to my taste.
Haiku # 7535, March 20, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
Don't fall away, and
Leave Love bleeding in my hands
Don't fall away again.
Haiku # 7534, March 20, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by Priest
Proud by his flag plant
Dares all, "If you care for me
Then care this far."
Haiku # 7533, March 20, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by Priest
Two look at one another
Cobwebs gather, hang
Hours later, waitress comes
Haiku # 7532, March 20, 2001 1:33 pm ET
by BattlePuppy of MI
Art generally
enriches people, but bad
haiku causes crime!
Haiku # 7531, March 20, 2001 1:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Signs everywhere paint
just how rich you too can be
throw away your soul
Haiku # 7530, March 20, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
My long hair doth suck
covers my eyes during sex
is she still naked
Haiku # 7529, March 20, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
My thoughts are profound.
I am wise beyond belief.
You are so stupid.
Haiku # 7528, March 20, 2001 1:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gas, it sometimes fills
my belly. Bloated! Bloated!
People avoid me.
Haiku # 7527, March 20, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
at work i read bad
haiku, it is less boring
than the work i do.
Haiku # 7526, March 20, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
even though it's hot
I've fallen into autumn
winter on its way
Haiku # 7525, March 20, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by mellie
and a yamaha
yellow like a canary
it sang so sweetly
Haiku # 7524, March 20, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by mellie
I cant figure out
what all of this poem crap is
really all about, ha!
Haiku # 7523, March 20, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Goofuss
little tools from nuts
like you - globe spins; we are so
in the east and west.
Haiku # 7522, March 20, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Miss Everything
too bad you can't just
satisfy your hunger by
rubbing your stomach!
Haiku # 7521, March 20, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Miss Everything
Form matters little
We are not artisans of the east
But workmen with tools.
Haiku # 7520, March 20, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Priest
moronoxycle
brm, brm, brm - vibrations 'tween
my legs gripping you.
Haiku # 7519, March 20, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Miss Everything
Squibble, squibble, POP!
Stomach protests digestion,
Hear its mighty voice!
Haiku # 7518, March 20, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Priest
it's not Ev-ree-thing
it's E-ver-ree-thing; you had
sex instead of five.
Haiku # 7517, March 20, 2001 11:53 am ET
by miss Everything of teach's lap
Real life reflections
make way into virtual realms
women ignore me
Haiku # 7516, March 20, 2001 11:35 am ET
by Saint
intestines splayed out
ragged whistling belly hole
don't fart with cork'd ass
Haiku # 7515, March 20, 2001 11:35 am ET
by Drophammer
jump on the wagon
do it like me, come on now
not original
Haiku # 7514, March 20, 2001 11:33 am ET
by Drophammer
your flag is pointless
you may not succumb, but still,
you will always suck
Haiku # 7513, March 20, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Drophammer
wondering about
wandering about, why am
I awake? no fun...

oh, sleep was so nice
but now I must take midterms,
write a paper, ug
Haiku # 7512, March 20, 2001 11:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Today I'm planting,
my flag standing proud and tall
I will not succumb
Haiku # 7511, March 20, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Saint
over under out
the puppy knows not himself
i must scoop the poo
Haiku # 7510, March 20, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of portland OR
Desperation here,
sees mellie likes motorbike
Her e-mail I want.
Haiku # 7509, March 20, 2001 11:15 am ET
by Saint
You live your life free
Possess all but still complain
You're not so happy.
Haiku # 7508, March 20, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Priest
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