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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
too bad you can't just
satisfy your hunger by
rubbing your stomach!
Haiku # 7521 March 20, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Miss Everything
Form matters little
We are not artisans of the east
But workmen with tools.
Haiku # 7520 March 20, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Priest
moronoxycle
brm, brm, brm - vibrations 'tween
my legs gripping you.
Haiku # 7519 March 20, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Miss Everything
Squibble, squibble, POP!
Stomach protests digestion,
Hear its mighty voice!
Haiku # 7518 March 20, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Priest
it's not Ev-ree-thing
it's E-ver-ree-thing; you had
sex instead of five.
Haiku # 7517 March 20, 2001 11:53 am ET
by miss Everything of teach's lap
Real life reflections
make way into virtual realms
women ignore me
Haiku # 7516 March 20, 2001 11:35 am ET
by Saint
intestines splayed out
ragged whistling belly hole
don't fart with cork'd ass
Haiku # 7515 March 20, 2001 11:35 am ET
by Drophammer
jump on the wagon
do it like me, come on now
not original
Haiku # 7514 March 20, 2001 11:33 am ET
by Drophammer
your flag is pointless
you may not succumb, but still,
you will always suck
Haiku # 7513 March 20, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Drophammer
wondering about
wandering about, why am
I awake? no fun...

oh, sleep was so nice
but now I must take midterms,
write a paper, ug
Haiku # 7512 March 20, 2001 11:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Today I'm planting,
my flag standing proud and tall
I will not succumb
Haiku # 7511 March 20, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Saint
over under out
the puppy knows not himself
i must scoop the poo
Haiku # 7510 March 20, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of portland OR
Desperation here,
sees mellie likes motorbike
Her e-mail I want.
Haiku # 7509 March 20, 2001 11:15 am ET
by Saint
You live your life free
Possess all but still complain
You're not so happy.
Haiku # 7508 March 20, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Priest
saw stunning harley
started with a sigh so sweet
simply scrumptious, aaaaahhhhhh
Haiku # 7507 March 20, 2001 11:09 am ET
by mellie
A large house, big yard
nice truck, fast motorcycle
no debt, I'm happy.
Haiku # 7506 March 20, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Saint
An oxymoron:
good woman, there are none left
all's left are fat pigs
Haiku # 7505 March 20, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Saint
No motorcycle
Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Nice car, too.
Cycle later on.
Haiku # 7504 March 20, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Drophammer
Motorcyle purrs
the sound entices, speed thrills
This, you can not have.
Haiku # 7503 March 20, 2001 10:59 am ET
by Saint
With a good woman
Nights are better, life is good
No woman... use hand.
Haiku # 7502 March 20, 2001 10:54 am ET
by Drophammer
I may choose freely
not forced into situation
I can live my life.
Haiku # 7501 March 20, 2001 10:51 am ET
by Saint
I'm the driver, I'm
the winner, things are gonna
change I can feel it.
Haiku # 7500 March 20, 2001 10:44 am ET
by Saint
So much noise is made
To say a woman is bad
Protesting too much
Haiku # 7499 March 20, 2001 10:37 am ET
by Drophammer
I hear the long cries
Of those without a woman
They wish they had one.
Haiku # 7498 March 20, 2001 10:36 am ET
by Drophammer
give yourself, she takes
your soul and she runs with it,
to never return
Haiku # 7497 March 20, 2001 10:33 am ET
by Saint
or maybe better
that she find someone else she
can fuck behind your back
Haiku # 7496 March 20, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Saint
Love her and watch her
Leave you for someone with more
cash and nicer car.
Haiku # 7495 March 20, 2001 10:29 am ET
by Saint
Think her the devil
Compare and impair her so...
What would make her stay?
Haiku # 7494 March 20, 2001 10:14 am ET
by Priest
Think of her a weight
Dragging you down by your neck
And she will comply.
Haiku # 7493 March 20, 2001 10:11 am ET
by Priest
Think of her evil
She becomes evil, but then
You turn just as dark.
Haiku # 7492 March 20, 2001 10:09 am ET
by Priest
Would you sell your soul,
to the devil? No but you
would your dick to a chick.
Haiku # 7491 March 20, 2001 9:38 am ET
by Saint
Alone and happy
knowing that my decisions
will always be mine.
Haiku # 7490 March 20, 2001 9:35 am ET
by Saint
She stands here again
Waiting for the smile she wants
I'm broken in its birth.
Haiku # 7489 March 20, 2001 9:34 am ET
by Priest
He fears what awaits
Sees only himself in his vow
Knows he will crumble.
Haiku # 7488 March 20, 2001 9:19 am ET
by Priest
Weak with no support
that, my friends, is the backbone
of a married man
Haiku # 7487 March 20, 2001 9:11 am ET
by Saint
I like to mix food
regurgitated colors
I am an artist
Haiku # 7486 March 20, 2001 9:01 am ET
by Solace of MI
Day old cottage cheese
I just ran out of spackle
Hey I'm creative!
Haiku # 7485 March 20, 2001 9:00 am ET
by Solace of MI
See my wide eyed glaze
I must shit myself often
I am five months old
Haiku # 7484 March 20, 2001 8:56 am ET
by Solace of MI
Freedom disappears
then my testicles retract
as I say "I do."
Haiku # 7483 March 20, 2001 8:50 am ET
by Saint
The sounds of your voice
always hold and embrace me.
Would you shut up now?
Haiku # 7482 March 20, 2001 8:49 am ET
by Saint
Buffalo wings like
confetti sprayed on a wall
I didn't eat that.
Haiku # 7481 March 20, 2001 8:43 am ET
by Priest
It's warmth flowing forth
your golden sunshine surrounds
as you pee on me
Haiku # 7480 March 20, 2001 8:42 am ET
by Saint
There is a silence
I was running to the john
I think it's too late
Haiku # 7479 March 20, 2001 8:32 am ET
by Solace of MI
My churning insides
stomach garbage box rumbles
need pepto bismol
Haiku # 7478 March 20, 2001 8:26 am ET
by Saint
that was wrong way round
he turned me insideout that
periodontist
Haiku # 7477 March 20, 2001 7:04 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 7476 March 20, 2001 7:03 am ET
by mellie
scaled new heights today
periodontally so
I went through the roof
Haiku # 7475 March 20, 2001 6:55 am ET
by mellie
petite instrument
with oh so much memory
my brain redundant
Haiku # 7474 March 20, 2001 2:09 am ET
by ash
Owl strength screeched straight through
i am mad, i run, i hide
thoughts sting like sharp claws
Haiku # 7473 March 20, 2001 1:53 am ET
by the fourth way of seattle
I'm a lumberjack
One day chopping, hurt my groin
Now I have no wood
Haiku # 7472 March 20, 2001 1:45 am ET
by matt