Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Gas, it sometimes fills
my belly. Bloated! Bloated!
People avoid me.
Haiku # 7527, March 20, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
at work i read bad
haiku, it is less boring
than the work i do.
Haiku # 7526, March 20, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
even though it's hot
I've fallen into autumn
winter on its way
Haiku # 7525, March 20, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by mellie
and a yamaha
yellow like a canary
it sang so sweetly
Haiku # 7524, March 20, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by mellie
I cant figure out
what all of this poem crap is
really all about, ha!
Haiku # 7523, March 20, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Goofuss
little tools from nuts
like you - globe spins; we are so
in the east and west.
Haiku # 7522, March 20, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Miss Everything
too bad you can't just
satisfy your hunger by
rubbing your stomach!
Haiku # 7521, March 20, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Miss Everything
Form matters little
We are not artisans of the east
But workmen with tools.
Haiku # 7520, March 20, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Priest
moronoxycle
brm, brm, brm - vibrations 'tween
my legs gripping you.
Haiku # 7519, March 20, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Miss Everything
Squibble, squibble, POP!
Stomach protests digestion,
Hear its mighty voice!
Haiku # 7518, March 20, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Priest
it's not Ev-ree-thing
it's E-ver-ree-thing; you had
sex instead of five.
Haiku # 7517, March 20, 2001 11:53 am ET
by miss Everything of teach's lap
Real life reflections
make way into virtual realms
women ignore me
Haiku # 7516, March 20, 2001 11:35 am ET
by Saint
intestines splayed out
ragged whistling belly hole
don't fart with cork'd ass
Haiku # 7515, March 20, 2001 11:35 am ET
by Drophammer
jump on the wagon
do it like me, come on now
not original
Haiku # 7514, March 20, 2001 11:33 am ET
by Drophammer
your flag is pointless
you may not succumb, but still,
you will always suck
Haiku # 7513, March 20, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Drophammer
wondering about
wandering about, why am
I awake? no fun...

oh, sleep was so nice
but now I must take midterms,
write a paper, ug
Haiku # 7512, March 20, 2001 11:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Today I'm planting,
my flag standing proud and tall
I will not succumb
Haiku # 7511, March 20, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Saint
over under out
the puppy knows not himself
i must scoop the poo
Haiku # 7510, March 20, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of portland OR
Desperation here,
sees mellie likes motorbike
Her e-mail I want.
Haiku # 7509, March 20, 2001 11:15 am ET
by Saint
You live your life free
Possess all but still complain
You're not so happy.
Haiku # 7508, March 20, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Priest
saw stunning harley
started with a sigh so sweet
simply scrumptious, aaaaahhhhhh
Haiku # 7507, March 20, 2001 11:09 am ET
by mellie
A large house, big yard
nice truck, fast motorcycle
no debt, I'm happy.
Haiku # 7506, March 20, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Saint
An oxymoron:
good woman, there are none left
all's left are fat pigs
Haiku # 7505, March 20, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Saint
No motorcycle
Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Nice car, too.
Cycle later on.
Haiku # 7504, March 20, 2001 11:03 am ET
by Drophammer
Motorcyle purrs
the sound entices, speed thrills
This, you can not have.
Haiku # 7503, March 20, 2001 10:59 am ET
by Saint
With a good woman
Nights are better, life is good
No woman... use hand.
Haiku # 7502, March 20, 2001 10:54 am ET
by Drophammer
I may choose freely
not forced into situation
I can live my life.
Haiku # 7501, March 20, 2001 10:51 am ET
by Saint
I'm the driver, I'm
the winner, things are gonna
change I can feel it.
Haiku # 7500, March 20, 2001 10:44 am ET
by Saint
So much noise is made
To say a woman is bad
Protesting too much
Haiku # 7499, March 20, 2001 10:37 am ET
by Drophammer
I hear the long cries
Of those without a woman
They wish they had one.
Haiku # 7498, March 20, 2001 10:36 am ET
by Drophammer
give yourself, she takes
your soul and she runs with it,
to never return
Haiku # 7497, March 20, 2001 10:33 am ET
by Saint
or maybe better
that she find someone else she
can fuck behind your back
Haiku # 7496, March 20, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Saint
Love her and watch her
Leave you for someone with more
cash and nicer car.
Haiku # 7495, March 20, 2001 10:29 am ET
by Saint
Think her the devil
Compare and impair her so...
What would make her stay?
Haiku # 7494, March 20, 2001 10:14 am ET
by Priest
Think of her a weight
Dragging you down by your neck
And she will comply.
Haiku # 7493, March 20, 2001 10:11 am ET
by Priest
Think of her evil
She becomes evil, but then
You turn just as dark.
Haiku # 7492, March 20, 2001 10:09 am ET
by Priest
Would you sell your soul,
to the devil? No but you
would your dick to a chick.
Haiku # 7491, March 20, 2001 9:38 am ET
by Saint
Alone and happy
knowing that my decisions
will always be mine.
Haiku # 7490, March 20, 2001 9:35 am ET
by Saint
She stands here again
Waiting for the smile she wants
I'm broken in its birth.
Haiku # 7489, March 20, 2001 9:34 am ET
by Priest
He fears what awaits
Sees only himself in his vow
Knows he will crumble.
Haiku # 7488, March 20, 2001 9:19 am ET
by Priest
Weak with no support
that, my friends, is the backbone
of a married man
Haiku # 7487, March 20, 2001 9:11 am ET
by Saint
I like to mix food
regurgitated colors
I am an artist
Haiku # 7486, March 20, 2001 9:01 am ET
by Solace of MI
Day old cottage cheese
I just ran out of spackle
Hey I'm creative!
Haiku # 7485, March 20, 2001 9:00 am ET
by Solace of MI
See my wide eyed glaze
I must shit myself often
I am five months old
Haiku # 7484, March 20, 2001 8:56 am ET
by Solace of MI
Freedom disappears
then my testicles retract
as I say "I do."
Haiku # 7483, March 20, 2001 8:50 am ET
by Saint
The sounds of your voice
always hold and embrace me.
Would you shut up now?
Haiku # 7482, March 20, 2001 8:49 am ET
by Saint
Buffalo wings like
confetti sprayed on a wall
I didn't eat that.
Haiku # 7481, March 20, 2001 8:43 am ET
by Priest
It's warmth flowing forth
your golden sunshine surrounds
as you pee on me
Haiku # 7480, March 20, 2001 8:42 am ET
by Saint
There is a silence
I was running to the john
I think it's too late
Haiku # 7479, March 20, 2001 8:32 am ET
by Solace of MI
My churning insides
stomach garbage box rumbles
need pepto bismol
Haiku # 7478, March 20, 2001 8:26 am ET
by Saint
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