Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

I dream of sliced cheese
melting in my underwear
friends call me Cheez Whizz
Haiku # 7555, March 20, 2001 2:09 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
i now quit writing
haiku before you all kill
me. Bye, bad haiku!
Haiku # 7554, March 20, 2001 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
To Anon Poet
I had a "haiku" for you
I flush it away
Haiku # 7553, March 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by Saint
submit art only,
not random thoughts, you moron.
i disparage you!
Haiku # 7552, March 20, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I spelled "to" wrong
In my last fateful haiku
I blame public school
Haiku # 7551, March 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Cabal468 of phoenix
To Miss Everything,
and Mellie - I ask this of you:
Menage a trois? Oui!
Haiku # 7550, March 20, 2001 2:01 pm ET
by Saint
haiku is like life,
only way to stop is death.
i try to be deep.
Haiku # 7549, March 20, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
must take a shower
I am far to smelly now
I'm scaring the cats
Haiku # 7548, March 20, 2001 1:58 pm ET
by Cabal468 of phoenix
I must emulate
the attitude of bound men
to get walked upon.
Haiku # 7547, March 20, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by Saint
Must stop bad haiku
I need to be productive
this is addictive
Haiku # 7546, March 20, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
What the hell is this?
A saint on his knees begging?
have you no pride, man!
Haiku # 7545, March 20, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Pheonix
i submit haiku,
it shows up on monitor,
hmmmm, they are not good
Haiku # 7544, March 20, 2001 1:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
On my knees I beg
please please call me someone please
I work for my dad
Haiku # 7543, March 20, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by Saint of MI
Zoom, off I go now
crotch rocket blazing trail
to colorless grey
Haiku # 7542, March 20, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by BattlePuppy of MI
Blantant desperation
ed fred at voyager dot
net. Please e mail me.
Haiku # 7541, March 20, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by Saint
If you can read this
you are standing to close
I swallow your soul
Haiku # 7540, March 20, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Pheonix
Anonymous sits
cowardly throws jabs at Priest
don't talk to Billy Idol that way!!!!
Haiku # 7539, March 20, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My Honda screameth
I accelerate and shift
The world then blurs
Haiku # 7538, March 20, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by Saint
reading his haikus
i wonder if priest may have
issues from childhood
Haiku # 7537, March 20, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tense interview
the backdoor pressure building
results in seepage
Haiku # 7536, March 20, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by BattlePuppy of MI
I hear some music
coming from the parking lot
Rap! not to my taste.
Haiku # 7535, March 20, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
Don't fall away, and
Leave Love bleeding in my hands
Don't fall away again.
Haiku # 7534, March 20, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by Priest
Proud by his flag plant
Dares all, "If you care for me
Then care this far."
Haiku # 7533, March 20, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by Priest
Two look at one another
Cobwebs gather, hang
Hours later, waitress comes
Haiku # 7532, March 20, 2001 1:33 pm ET
by BattlePuppy of MI
Art generally
enriches people, but bad
haiku causes crime!
Haiku # 7531, March 20, 2001 1:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Signs everywhere paint
just how rich you too can be
throw away your soul
Haiku # 7530, March 20, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by Battlepuppy of MI
My long hair doth suck
covers my eyes during sex
is she still naked
Haiku # 7529, March 20, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
My thoughts are profound.
I am wise beyond belief.
You are so stupid.
Haiku # 7528, March 20, 2001 1:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gas, it sometimes fills
my belly. Bloated! Bloated!
People avoid me.
Haiku # 7527, March 20, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
at work i read bad
haiku, it is less boring
than the work i do.
Haiku # 7526, March 20, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
even though it's hot
I've fallen into autumn
winter on its way
Haiku # 7525, March 20, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by mellie
and a yamaha
yellow like a canary
it sang so sweetly
Haiku # 7524, March 20, 2001 12:11 pm ET
by mellie
I cant figure out
what all of this poem crap is
really all about, ha!
Haiku # 7523, March 20, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Goofuss
little tools from nuts
like you - globe spins; we are so
in the east and west.
Haiku # 7522, March 20, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Miss Everything
too bad you can't just
satisfy your hunger by
rubbing your stomach!
Haiku # 7521, March 20, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Miss Everything
Form matters little
We are not artisans of the east
But workmen with tools.
Haiku # 7520, March 20, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Priest
moronoxycle
brm, brm, brm - vibrations 'tween
my legs gripping you.
Haiku # 7519, March 20, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Miss Everything
Squibble, squibble, POP!
Stomach protests digestion,
Hear its mighty voice!
Haiku # 7518, March 20, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Priest
it's not Ev-ree-thing
it's E-ver-ree-thing; you had
sex instead of five.
Haiku # 7517, March 20, 2001 11:53 am ET
by miss Everything of teach's lap
Real life reflections
make way into virtual realms
women ignore me
Haiku # 7516, March 20, 2001 11:35 am ET
by Saint
intestines splayed out
ragged whistling belly hole
don't fart with cork'd ass
Haiku # 7515, March 20, 2001 11:35 am ET
by Drophammer
jump on the wagon
do it like me, come on now
not original
Haiku # 7514, March 20, 2001 11:33 am ET
by Drophammer
your flag is pointless
you may not succumb, but still,
you will always suck
Haiku # 7513, March 20, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Drophammer
wondering about
wandering about, why am
I awake? no fun...

oh, sleep was so nice
but now I must take midterms,
write a paper, ug
Haiku # 7512, March 20, 2001 11:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Today I'm planting,
my flag standing proud and tall
I will not succumb
Haiku # 7511, March 20, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Saint
over under out
the puppy knows not himself
i must scoop the poo
Haiku # 7510, March 20, 2001 11:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of portland OR
Desperation here,
sees mellie likes motorbike
Her e-mail I want.
Haiku # 7509, March 20, 2001 11:15 am ET
by Saint
You live your life free
Possess all but still complain
You're not so happy.
Haiku # 7508, March 20, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Priest
saw stunning harley
started with a sigh so sweet
simply scrumptious, aaaaahhhhhh
Haiku # 7507, March 20, 2001 11:09 am ET
by mellie
A large house, big yard
nice truck, fast motorcycle
no debt, I'm happy.
Haiku # 7506, March 20, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Saint
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