Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Do not play this game!
Doom makes people want to kill!
Stupid kids at school...
Haiku # 7581, March 20, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by TekunoRobby of Miami
Have you played the game
Chu Chu Rocket for the Dreamcast?
Cats and Mice are God!
Haiku # 7580, March 20, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by TekunoRobby of Miami
Art is very fun!
This poetic ridicule,
only makes us laugh.
Haiku # 7579, March 20, 2001 3:29 pm ET
by TekunoRobby of Miami
haiku was once art.
i make light of its simple
beauty. darn, oh well!
Haiku # 7578, March 20, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I see women 'round
I want to get to know them
and know their boobies.
Haiku # 7577, March 20, 2001 3:04 pm ET
by Saint
Gurgling, splurting
spattering slapping noises
Mustard is empty.
Haiku # 7576, March 20, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by Saint
When I start to think,
I begin to dream bad things.
Retards haunt my sleep...
Haiku # 7575, March 20, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by TekunoRobby of Miami
When I think my life
is horrible, I realize
that I could be Priest.
Haiku # 7574, March 20, 2001 2:51 pm ET
by Saint
Crapping on a soul?
How nice, is it possible?
I would like to try...
Haiku # 7573, March 20, 2001 2:50 pm ET
by TekunoRobby of Miami
I will see women
and wonder how long before
she would cheat on me?
Haiku # 7572, March 20, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by Saint
no motorcycle
I guess I am stuck with my
red razor scooter
Haiku # 7571, March 20, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
My bike screams for me.
And I will comfort it's soul.
Yes, later today.
Haiku # 7570, March 20, 2001 2:47 pm ET
by Saint
motorcycle is
calling me; thrilling to feel
the wind in my face
Haiku # 7569, March 20, 2001 2:46 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
I too joke Anon
When I thrust my blade through you
and crap on your soul.
Haiku # 7568, March 20, 2001 2:43 pm ET
by Saint
I am not joking,
a good punch to the face helps.
Then you can do "it"
Haiku # 7567, March 20, 2001 2:40 pm ET
by TekunoRobby of Miami
saint, priest and others
you know that i am joking?
i hope that you do
Haiku # 7566, March 20, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
be gentlemanly
and gracious, girls will notice...
if you're not ugly
Haiku # 7565, March 20, 2001 2:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I post my e mail
my mailbox still sits empty
I will die alone
Haiku # 7564, March 20, 2001 2:32 pm ET
by Saint
Car speeding to lunch
All flanks are unprotected
For haiku assault.
Haiku # 7563, March 20, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by Priest
I have tried punching
I broke my hand and I cried.
Then she kicked my ass.-
Haiku # 7562, March 20, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by Saint
Hey Saint you should try,
a good punch in the girls face.
They will like you much!
Haiku # 7561, March 20, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by TekunoRobby of Miami
bad haiku lets me
express my innermost self:
kill my boss, kill him!
Haiku # 7560, March 20, 2001 2:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Like Neandertals
My social grace with women
lacks very much so
Haiku # 7559, March 20, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Saint
Making games is fun!
I must be John Romero,
touch my long pony hair.
Haiku # 7558, March 20, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by TekunoRobby of Miami
All of life is art
And randomness births magic
As critics kill our wonder.
Haiku # 7557, March 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by Priest
Why do I type this?
it is very sexual,
please touch me right now.
Haiku # 7556, March 20, 2001 2:10 pm ET
by TekunoRobby of Miami
I dream of sliced cheese
melting in my underwear
friends call me Cheez Whizz
Haiku # 7555, March 20, 2001 2:09 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
i now quit writing
haiku before you all kill
me. Bye, bad haiku!
Haiku # 7554, March 20, 2001 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
To Anon Poet
I had a "haiku" for you
I flush it away
Haiku # 7553, March 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by Saint
submit art only,
not random thoughts, you moron.
i disparage you!
Haiku # 7552, March 20, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I spelled "to" wrong
In my last fateful haiku
I blame public school
Haiku # 7551, March 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Cabal468 of phoenix
To Miss Everything,
and Mellie - I ask this of you:
Menage a trois? Oui!
Haiku # 7550, March 20, 2001 2:01 pm ET
by Saint
haiku is like life,
only way to stop is death.
i try to be deep.
Haiku # 7549, March 20, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
must take a shower
I am far to smelly now
I'm scaring the cats
Haiku # 7548, March 20, 2001 1:58 pm ET
by Cabal468 of phoenix
I must emulate
the attitude of bound men
to get walked upon.
Haiku # 7547, March 20, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by Saint
Must stop bad haiku
I need to be productive
this is addictive
Haiku # 7546, March 20, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
What the hell is this?
A saint on his knees begging?
have you no pride, man!
Haiku # 7545, March 20, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Pheonix
i submit haiku,
it shows up on monitor,
hmmmm, they are not good
Haiku # 7544, March 20, 2001 1:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
On my knees I beg
please please call me someone please
I work for my dad
Haiku # 7543, March 20, 2001 1:47 pm ET
by Saint of MI
Zoom, off I go now
crotch rocket blazing trail
to colorless grey
Haiku # 7542, March 20, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by BattlePuppy of MI
Blantant desperation
ed fred at voyager dot
net. Please e mail me.
Haiku # 7541, March 20, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by Saint
If you can read this
you are standing to close
I swallow your soul
Haiku # 7540, March 20, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Pheonix
Anonymous sits
cowardly throws jabs at Priest
don't talk to Billy Idol that way!!!!
Haiku # 7539, March 20, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My Honda screameth
I accelerate and shift
The world then blurs
Haiku # 7538, March 20, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by Saint
reading his haikus
i wonder if priest may have
issues from childhood
Haiku # 7537, March 20, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tense interview
the backdoor pressure building
results in seepage
Haiku # 7536, March 20, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by BattlePuppy of MI
I hear some music
coming from the parking lot
Rap! not to my taste.
Haiku # 7535, March 20, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
Don't fall away, and
Leave Love bleeding in my hands
Don't fall away again.
Haiku # 7534, March 20, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by Priest
Proud by his flag plant
Dares all, "If you care for me
Then care this far."
Haiku # 7533, March 20, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by Priest
Two look at one another
Cobwebs gather, hang
Hours later, waitress comes
Haiku # 7532, March 20, 2001 1:33 pm ET
by BattlePuppy of MI
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