Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

I am too busy
playing in my Zen garden
for messing with drugs.
Haiku # 7616, March 20, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
guess i'll go see, huh?
either vroom vroom or pow pow
nighty night honey
Haiku # 7615, March 20, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
data center guy
sitting mad in parking lot
this is the rumor.
Haiku # 7614, March 20, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
whatever, 9 moons.
you've been shooting up again.
start back at step one
Haiku # 7613, March 20, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
lies, simply pure lies
(click) i wonder who said that
(pow! pow!) what was that????!!!
Haiku # 7612, March 20, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
bruises from needle
the doctor's assistant is
one rough s.o.b.
Haiku # 7611, March 20, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
the fourth way, is it
true, rumor about someone
bringing gun to work?
Haiku # 7610, March 20, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
not enough haiku
2 transvestites on TV
distracting me, why!?
Haiku # 7609, March 20, 2001 6:29 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
Horror flicks I do love
like a woman at my feet
surprising me, whoah!
Haiku # 7608, March 20, 2001 6:23 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
Oh hell, shitfire,
anonymous isn't cool.
My name is Nan. Hi!
Haiku # 7607, March 20, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Princeton, NJ
I can't speak for Mel
but mellie what say you, girl?
I'm non-committal.
Haiku # 7606, March 20, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by Miss Everything
Cappuccino, beau-
tibathtakemeaway from this
day of freaks and geeks.
Haiku # 7605, March 20, 2001 6:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mellie?! It's obvious!
and saint #7550
wants it too, bad, oh!
Haiku # 7604, March 20, 2001 6:18 pm ET
by Miss Everything
that dream was too long
should have woken earlier
but it was so nice
Haiku # 7603, March 20, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by mellie
my mouth wide open
he slips in latex'd finger
and caresses my gums
Haiku # 7602, March 20, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by mellie, periodontist dream. what does this mean Moxie?
don't mock soft rock -- the
ghost of Karen Carpenter
will come to get you!
Haiku # 7601, March 20, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
weather is still hot
it is now over 90 degrees
glad I'm no snowman
Haiku # 7600, March 20, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
I ate my cats food
it was crunchy and tasty
she now wants my steak
Haiku # 7599, March 20, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
Smell the food I've bought
As I pull away, arrive here -
I'm one sandwich short!
Bastards!
Haiku # 7598, March 20, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by Priest
Empty drive through lane
Simple, elegant order
So where's my damn food?!
Haiku # 7597, March 20, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by Priest
Some people drive cars
Some people are cars too
You stupid go bot
Haiku # 7596, March 20, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by (B) of CoMo
The air is warm here
my balls are sweating madly
too close to the fan
Haiku # 7595, March 20, 2001 5:34 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
all soft rock stations
seem to be called "warm" something
is that true by you?
Haiku # 7594, March 20, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
just goes to show you
mr. cenobyte, that if you
snoozeth you loseth
Haiku # 7593, March 20, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
gone for just three days
a thousand new bad haiku
so much bitterness...
Haiku # 7592, March 20, 2001 5:23 pm ET
by cenobyte of saskatoon
precision pissing-
I send out pale yellow darts
like a lawn sprinkler
Haiku # 7591, March 20, 2001 5:23 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
I'm deciphering
what it means to be human.
sifting through clay dust
Haiku # 7590, March 20, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
work makes me wish for
"repetitive injury"
then i could get comp
Haiku # 7589, March 20, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by cenobyte of saskatoon
today first of spring
yesterday it was snowing
stupid place to live
Haiku # 7588, March 20, 2001 5:16 pm ET
by cenobyte of saskatoon
today went quickly
no time to read bad haiku
one feels empty now
Haiku # 7587, March 20, 2001 5:15 pm ET
by cenobyte of saskatoon
D-N-A a strain
of good genetic coding
wasted upon me
Haiku # 7586, March 20, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by Saint
Things here are most bleak
questions arise as to why
I was ever born
Haiku # 7585, March 20, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by Saint
my bowels are torn
mexican food assaults them
with painful spices
Haiku # 7584, March 20, 2001 4:39 pm ET
by Drophammer
Priest and Saint are gone
I awake from my waiting
And attack with UNGH!
Haiku # 7583, March 20, 2001 4:35 pm ET
by Drophammer
Three Haikus for you!
I think I enjoy this shit.
Addicting it is!
Haiku # 7582, March 20, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by TekunoRobby of Miami
Do not play this game!
Doom makes people want to kill!
Stupid kids at school...
Haiku # 7581, March 20, 2001 3:37 pm ET
by TekunoRobby of Miami
Have you played the game
Chu Chu Rocket for the Dreamcast?
Cats and Mice are God!
Haiku # 7580, March 20, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by TekunoRobby of Miami
Art is very fun!
This poetic ridicule,
only makes us laugh.
Haiku # 7579, March 20, 2001 3:29 pm ET
by TekunoRobby of Miami
haiku was once art.
i make light of its simple
beauty. darn, oh well!
Haiku # 7578, March 20, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I see women 'round
I want to get to know them
and know their boobies.
Haiku # 7577, March 20, 2001 3:04 pm ET
by Saint
Gurgling, splurting
spattering slapping noises
Mustard is empty.
Haiku # 7576, March 20, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by Saint
When I start to think,
I begin to dream bad things.
Retards haunt my sleep...
Haiku # 7575, March 20, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by TekunoRobby of Miami
When I think my life
is horrible, I realize
that I could be Priest.
Haiku # 7574, March 20, 2001 2:51 pm ET
by Saint
Crapping on a soul?
How nice, is it possible?
I would like to try...
Haiku # 7573, March 20, 2001 2:50 pm ET
by TekunoRobby of Miami
I will see women
and wonder how long before
she would cheat on me?
Haiku # 7572, March 20, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by Saint
no motorcycle
I guess I am stuck with my
red razor scooter
Haiku # 7571, March 20, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
My bike screams for me.
And I will comfort it's soul.
Yes, later today.
Haiku # 7570, March 20, 2001 2:47 pm ET
by Saint
motorcycle is
calling me; thrilling to feel
the wind in my face
Haiku # 7569, March 20, 2001 2:46 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
I too joke Anon
When I thrust my blade through you
and crap on your soul.
Haiku # 7568, March 20, 2001 2:43 pm ET
by Saint
I am not joking,
a good punch to the face helps.
Then you can do "it"
Haiku # 7567, March 20, 2001 2:40 pm ET
by TekunoRobby of Miami
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