brain fart, ow, brain fart,
the pain, the pain, it's worse than
bad diarrhea
by Anonymous Poet
I must learn to watch
my Haiku otherwise I
will always be sad
by Grog of Seattle
Words can't express my
horror at what was said here.
Because nothing exists ;)
by Grog of Seattle
a wise sage once said,
through a well written haiku:
"piss off, you *sshole"
by Anonymous Poet
Because if you try.
And you fail to realize that
you suck, you should die.
by Grog of Seattle
bruce, do not be hard
on yourself. for some, counting
can be very hard.
by Anonymous Poet
I am filled with shame
I left out but one short word
I disgrace this page
by Bruce
work is almost done.
bad haiku, i will miss you.
i need a screenname.
by Anonymous Poet
entemanns donuts
the ones with plastic chocolate
heaven on earth
by Bruce
Orange Creme yogurt
seems like it was much better
last time I tried it.
by 9thmoon of taking pride in her bad haiku in Seattle
Bad haiku is art
like painting with cat crap
or drawing fat nudes.
by Nan of Princeton, NJ
many bad haikus.
not one good one. the mind reels.
is this possible?
by Anonymous Poet
Oh my lord! this is
a lot of unbelievable
terrible Haiku.
by Grog of Seattle
bad haiku writers,
unite! we are big and strong
if we act as one!
by Anonymous Poet
I do not see you
with your APC sticker
driving the wife's car?
by 9thmoon of Seattle
haikus are too short
to fully express my thoughts
so i sit silent
by Anonymous Poet
I didn't mean there;
rumor says different building.
Please be careful, man.
by 9thmoon of Seattle
I am too busy
playing in my Zen garden
for messing with drugs.
by 9thmoon of Seattle
guess i'll go see, huh?
either vroom vroom or pow pow
nighty night honey
by the fourth way of seattle
data center guy
sitting mad in parking lot
this is the rumor.
by 9thmoon of Seattle
whatever, 9 moons.
you've been shooting up again.
start back at step one
by the fourth way of seattle
lies, simply pure lies
(click) i wonder who said that
(pow! pow!) what was that????!!!
by the fourth way of seattle
bruises from needle
the doctor's assistant is
one rough s.o.b.
by 9thmoon of Seattle
the fourth way, is it
true, rumor about someone
bringing gun to work?
by 9thmoon of Seattle
not enough haiku
2 transvestites on TV
distracting me, why!?
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
Horror flicks I do love
like a woman at my feet
surprising me, whoah!
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
Oh hell, shitfire,
anonymous isn't cool.
My name is Nan. Hi!
by Anonymous Poet of Princeton, NJ
I can't speak for Mel
but mellie what say you, girl?
I'm non-committal.
by Miss Everything
Cappuccino, beau-
tibathtakemeaway from this
day of freaks and geeks.
by Anonymous Poet
Mellie?! It's obvious!
and saint #7550
wants it too, bad, oh!
by Miss Everything
that dream was too long
should have woken earlier
but it was so nice
by mellie
my mouth wide open
he slips in latex'd finger
and caresses my gums
by mellie, periodontist dream. what does this mean Moxie?
don't mock soft rock -- the
ghost of Karen Carpenter
will come to get you!
by 9thmoon of Seattle
weather is still hot
it is now over 90 degrees
glad I'm no snowman
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
I ate my cats food
it was crunchy and tasty
she now wants my steak
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
Smell the food I've bought
As I pull away, arrive here -
I'm one sandwich short!
Bastards!
by Priest
Empty drive through lane
Simple, elegant order
So where's my damn food?!
by Priest
Some people drive cars
Some people are cars too
You stupid go bot
by (B) of CoMo
The air is warm here
my balls are sweating madly
too close to the fan
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
all soft rock stations
seem to be called "warm" something
is that true by you?
by the fourth way of seattle
just goes to show you
mr. cenobyte, that if you
snoozeth you loseth
by the fourth way of seattle
gone for just three days
a thousand new bad haiku
so much bitterness...
by cenobyte of saskatoon
precision pissing-
I send out pale yellow darts
like a lawn sprinkler
by the fourth way of seattle
I'm deciphering
what it means to be human.
sifting through clay dust
by the fourth way of seattle
work makes me wish for
"repetitive injury"
then i could get comp
by cenobyte of saskatoon
today first of spring
yesterday it was snowing
stupid place to live
by cenobyte of saskatoon
today went quickly
no time to read bad haiku
one feels empty now
by cenobyte of saskatoon
D-N-A a strain
of good genetic coding
wasted upon me
by Saint
Things here are most bleak
questions arise as to why
I was ever born
by Saint
my bowels are torn
mexican food assaults them
with painful spices
by Drophammer
