you have me all wrong
i'm the resident newbie
those were my first posts
by Anonymous Poet
A haiku newbie?
Moi? Haiku is my
middle name. Really.
by Nan of New Jersey
don't mind me, i'm just
as bad a writer as you
that's what we're here for
by Mari Komadori
someone save us all
we're stuck on this board with a
new haiku newbie
by Mari Komadori
mucho me gusta
ir al restaurante
yo tengo hambre
by 9thmoon of El Seattlo
woe is us my friends
four of us, thousands of lines
waste of cyberspace
by Pedro of Cali
te quiere un
haiku en espanol, si,
quatro camino?
by 9thmoon of Seattle
9thmoon says that you,
the fourth way, watch too much god-
damn television
by 9thmoon of Seattle
yep, i've got you babe,
i've got you babe. and know what?
i refuse to cher
by the fourth way of seattle
my love gives life birth
pain unfolds it's pretty thorns
red blood stains my hands
by Grog of Seattle
leave out capitals
and punctuation, still
i am no cummings
by Stang mk.1
four ways in spanish
is this my inquisition?
set my haiku free
by Pedro of California
Pedro, bad haiku
is like a good bowel movement --
pleasant for the soul.
by Nan of New Jersey
pedro in cali
how about a haiku treat
make one in spanish
by the fourth way of seattle
when haikus go bad
the earth groans a groan of pain
i can hear her now
by Pedro of California
A loan or a gift?
This is the pitiful plot
of all the "judge" shows
by the fourth way of seattle
biblical ink blots.
interpret rorshach, meshach
and abendego
by the fourth way of seattle
right here lies this man
convicted of bad writing
poor grog, rest in peace
by the fourth way of seattle
This addiction is
taking over my shattered life
leading me to ruin
by Grog of Seattle
Grog bash everything
in attempt to save my mind
from my own Haiku
by Grog of Seattle
his name is jared
and he'll lead you to subway
all you fat people
by the fourth way of seattle
e i e i o
old mcdonald had a farm
now he sells burgers
by the fourth way of seattle
I am hell's angel
I am a badhaiku slut
I am not a saint
by mellie
I can commit sin
I wont miss anything girl
are you game? let's go!
by mellie
brain fart, ow, brain fart,
the pain, the pain, it's worse than
bad diarrhea
by Anonymous Poet
I must learn to watch
my Haiku otherwise I
will always be sad
by Grog of Seattle
Words can't express my
horror at what was said here.
Because nothing exists ;)
by Grog of Seattle
a wise sage once said,
through a well written haiku:
"piss off, you *sshole"
by Anonymous Poet
Because if you try.
And you fail to realize that
you suck, you should die.
by Grog of Seattle
bruce, do not be hard
on yourself. for some, counting
can be very hard.
by Anonymous Poet
I am filled with shame
I left out but one short word
I disgrace this page
by Bruce
work is almost done.
bad haiku, i will miss you.
i need a screenname.
by Anonymous Poet
entemanns donuts
the ones with plastic chocolate
heaven on earth
by Bruce
Orange Creme yogurt
seems like it was much better
last time I tried it.
by 9thmoon of taking pride in her bad haiku in Seattle
Bad haiku is art
like painting with cat crap
or drawing fat nudes.
by Nan of Princeton, NJ
many bad haikus.
not one good one. the mind reels.
is this possible?
by Anonymous Poet
Oh my lord! this is
a lot of unbelievable
terrible Haiku.
by Grog of Seattle
bad haiku writers,
unite! we are big and strong
if we act as one!
by Anonymous Poet
I do not see you
with your APC sticker
driving the wife's car?
by 9thmoon of Seattle
haikus are too short
to fully express my thoughts
so i sit silent
by Anonymous Poet
I didn't mean there;
rumor says different building.
Please be careful, man.
by 9thmoon of Seattle
I am too busy
playing in my Zen garden
for messing with drugs.
by 9thmoon of Seattle
guess i'll go see, huh?
either vroom vroom or pow pow
nighty night honey
by the fourth way of seattle
data center guy
sitting mad in parking lot
this is the rumor.
by 9thmoon of Seattle
whatever, 9 moons.
you've been shooting up again.
start back at step one
by the fourth way of seattle
lies, simply pure lies
(click) i wonder who said that
(pow! pow!) what was that????!!!
by the fourth way of seattle
bruises from needle
the doctor's assistant is
one rough s.o.b.
by 9thmoon of Seattle
the fourth way, is it
true, rumor about someone
bringing gun to work?
by 9thmoon of Seattle
not enough haiku
2 transvestites on TV
distracting me, why!?
by Cabal468 of Phoenix
