life is far too short
we are all going to die
some almighty joke
by ash
beesting on my foot
pulstating local swelling
antihistamines
by ash
that killing machine
with serious cattitude
honed to a whisker
by ash
seriously guys
this is a waste of your life
go do something else
by bufz of Australia
Speaking of Christians
Do Baptists fuck standing up
Dancing cheek to cheek
by Bung Daddy
Poo is God's delight
Even Christians quietly
enjoy a good dump
by Bung Daddy
Sushi makes good poo
slides out nice, easy and slick
It makes happy bung
by Bung Daddy
My life is complete
when my bung sings a sad song
sweet baritone
by Bung Daddy
If I fart in the
woods and my wife doesn't smell it
then, does it still stink?
by Bung Daddy
I feel turds building
Waiting for morning coffee
to release a nice poo
by Bung Daddy
Once upon a time
Paver was master poet
now he just spanks it
by Bung Daddy
hey, is that thing red?
the honda, i mean, baby.
(I dont need the cash)
by mellie
got my leather on
I insist on a helmut
the head is precious
by mellie, for the saintly one
getting back to now
all the places around here
i have been away
by VerbaLizer of NYC
thrity five degrees
I still rode my bike tonight
and it comforts me
by Saint
perhaps I did speak
language of persuasion, next
I offer them money
by Saint
mailbox empty still
mel, miss made me sad maybe
my honda wants me
by Saint
forms are not my friends
i've accidentally not
submitted my name
by Mari Komadori
you have me all wrong
i'm the resident newbie
those were my first posts
by Anonymous Poet
A haiku newbie?
Moi? Haiku is my
middle name. Really.
by Nan of New Jersey
don't mind me, i'm just
as bad a writer as you
that's what we're here for
by Mari Komadori
someone save us all
we're stuck on this board with a
new haiku newbie
by Mari Komadori
mucho me gusta
ir al restaurante
yo tengo hambre
by 9thmoon of El Seattlo
woe is us my friends
four of us, thousands of lines
waste of cyberspace
by Pedro of Cali
te quiere un
haiku en espanol, si,
quatro camino?
by 9thmoon of Seattle
9thmoon says that you,
the fourth way, watch too much god-
damn television
by 9thmoon of Seattle
yep, i've got you babe,
i've got you babe. and know what?
i refuse to cher
by the fourth way of seattle
my love gives life birth
pain unfolds it's pretty thorns
red blood stains my hands
by Grog of Seattle
leave out capitals
and punctuation, still
i am no cummings
by Stang mk.1
four ways in spanish
is this my inquisition?
set my haiku free
by Pedro of California
Pedro, bad haiku
is like a good bowel movement --
pleasant for the soul.
by Nan of New Jersey
pedro in cali
how about a haiku treat
make one in spanish
by the fourth way of seattle
when haikus go bad
the earth groans a groan of pain
i can hear her now
by Pedro of California
A loan or a gift?
This is the pitiful plot
of all the "judge" shows
by the fourth way of seattle
biblical ink blots.
interpret rorshach, meshach
and abendego
by the fourth way of seattle
right here lies this man
convicted of bad writing
poor grog, rest in peace
by the fourth way of seattle
This addiction is
taking over my shattered life
leading me to ruin
by Grog of Seattle
Grog bash everything
in attempt to save my mind
from my own Haiku
by Grog of Seattle
his name is jared
and he'll lead you to subway
all you fat people
by the fourth way of seattle
e i e i o
old mcdonald had a farm
now he sells burgers
by the fourth way of seattle
I am hell's angel
I am a badhaiku slut
I am not a saint
by mellie
I can commit sin
I wont miss anything girl
are you game? let's go!
by mellie
brain fart, ow, brain fart,
the pain, the pain, it's worse than
bad diarrhea
by Anonymous Poet
I must learn to watch
my Haiku otherwise I
will always be sad
by Grog of Seattle
Words can't express my
horror at what was said here.
Because nothing exists ;)
by Grog of Seattle
a wise sage once said,
through a well written haiku:
"piss off, you *sshole"
by Anonymous Poet
Because if you try.
And you fail to realize that
you suck, you should die.
by Grog of Seattle
bruce, do not be hard
on yourself. for some, counting
can be very hard.
by Anonymous Poet
