Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 74 Days and 77478 Haiku later...

Bump on head. Ouch! Fell
asleep at work desk. Mellie
kiss and make better?
Haiku # 7742, March 21, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Saint
I'm iller than jack
in that cuckoo's nest movie.
watch me dance, baby
Haiku # 7741, March 21, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by The Eighteenth Syllable of seattle
the spicy food hurts
i want to stop but it keeps
pushing, pushing. OW!
Haiku # 7740, March 21, 2001 3:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The porcelain throne
calls yet again. NAY! NO MORE!...
Hemorrhoids be gone.
Haiku # 7739, March 21, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Powerful nuggets
place dew droplets on my ass
awakening me.
Haiku # 7738, March 21, 2001 2:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The log is followed
by a fart. A smell follows
the fart. Sweet nature!
Haiku # 7737, March 21, 2001 2:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I fill the toilet
the water is displaced by
my chocolate glacier
Haiku # 7736, March 21, 2001 2:55 pm ET
by Saint
floaters are wimpy
real men crap real fecal stuff
powerful nuggets
Haiku # 7735, March 21, 2001 2:55 pm ET
by Drophammer
A morning surprise.
Runny? Solid? Thick? Thin? Light?
Dark? Look, a floater!!!
Haiku # 7734, March 21, 2001 2:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
awaiting blissful
time on the porcelain throne
i think of past sh*ts
Haiku # 7733, March 21, 2001 2:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh Stenchie, stank muse
Percolating muddy froth
Within gut's Eden
Haiku # 7732, March 21, 2001 2:40 pm ET
by Drophammer
Priest has been unboweled
By the scribbly scrabble
Stenchies that lurk here
Haiku # 7731, March 21, 2001 2:39 pm ET
by Drophammer
I am now so sad
I have read the entire Onion.
Now no more to read.
Haiku # 7730, March 21, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by Saint
you, preoccupied
by fecal matter, reveal
methane lifted dreams
Haiku # 7729, March 21, 2001 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am not working
i must leave this place and go
not work somewhere else
Haiku # 7728, March 21, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Fading in and out
over-rated consciousness
Hammer smiles, he knows.
Haiku # 7727, March 21, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by priest of next to drophammer on his kitchen floor
Stenchies overwhelm
Siren-like to my bowels
I evacuate.
Haiku # 7726, March 21, 2001 1:58 pm ET
by Priest of in drophammer's kitchen
Stuck in the office
I want to go and ride my
cycle or mellie
Haiku # 7725, March 21, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by Saint
Damn eighth syllable
I can not count right today
I feel so ashamed
Haiku # 7724, March 21, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by Saint
"Fya-Thigh-Rio"
my new band: "Fuck You And The
Horse You Rode In On"
Haiku # 7723, March 21, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
If of course mellie
doesn't repsond back to me soon
then I would do it.
Haiku # 7722, March 21, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by Saint
niner - I think that
she can knock spiderwebs with
me at anytime.
Haiku # 7721, March 21, 2001 1:49 pm ET
by Saint
when i look at gwen
i get all tingly inside
she's not "Just" a girl
Haiku # 7720, March 21, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
then again i can
not see her face when I take
her ass from behind
Haiku # 7719, March 21, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by Saint
roll up and bang bang
all my gang does the same thang
i'm on the chain gang
Haiku # 7718, March 21, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
When I look at Gwen
Stefani - I think what the
hell with the pink hair?
Haiku # 7717, March 21, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by Saint
"I'll be back" he says.
"hasta la vista" he says,
in austrian tones
Haiku # 7716, March 21, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
miss gwen stefani
has that thing between her eyes.
Centerpiece, no doubt....
Haiku # 7715, March 21, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
hear gizmodgery,
listen to breakfast with girls
matt mahaffey rules
Haiku # 7714, March 21, 2001 1:40 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Some of this haiku
is rather good. Good enough
for me to poop on!
Haiku # 7713, March 21, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by Saint
Threshold bars nothing
with exothermic reactions
bubbling goo congeals
Haiku # 7712, March 21, 2001 1:31 pm ET
by Priest of in drophammer's living room
nothing worth reading
won't submit to reading it
but I submit this
Haiku # 7711, March 21, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by Mz ConGenitalia
Anonymity
some people like to keep it
I am open book
Haiku # 7710, March 21, 2001 1:14 pm ET
by Saint
I woke this morning
and I had a bushy tail
Where is my ferret?
Haiku # 7709, March 21, 2001 1:09 pm ET
by Saint
Antidisestab-
lishmententarianis-
m. I like to say.
Haiku # 7708, March 21, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by Saint
Worried, no response
Door opens, shit river flows
Pools around my ankles
Haiku # 7707, March 21, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by priest of at Drophammer's front door
Priest or Drophammer:
Carbonated meat beverage -
will you pass it here?
Haiku # 7706, March 21, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by Saint
Can you say: super-
califragilisticex-
pealidocious?
Haiku # 7705, March 21, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by Saint
Hesitant, I knock
Shaken by the eruptions
I seek signs of life.
Haiku # 7704, March 21, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by Priest of Drophammer's front door
very bored at work
nothing much better to do
than obscure haiku
Haiku # 7703, March 21, 2001 12:53 pm ET
by Saint
balloon gold soda
garbage man pot roast Christmas
Addams Family
Haiku # 7702, March 21, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Saint
No peanut butter
to make sandwich place bread next
to Matt's ass cannon
Haiku # 7701, March 21, 2001 12:48 pm ET
by Saint
my dot voyager
dot net slash edfred slash
this is my web page
Haiku # 7700, March 21, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by Saint
To the Drophammer
No No No No No No No
My brain explodes - ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Haiku # 7699, March 21, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by Saint
the world is silent
ass cannon is depleted
now, the stenchies come
Haiku # 7698, March 21, 2001 12:42 pm ET
by Drophammer
bodily lifted
from the floor by greenish spray
i land with a splorsh
Haiku # 7697, March 21, 2001 12:41 pm ET
by Drophammer
i am crawling now
through my shit covered kitchen
next wave approaching
Haiku # 7696, March 21, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by Drophammer
rip splatter quiver
ass cannon sprays my kitchen
i missed the bathroom
Haiku # 7695, March 21, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by Drophammer
Your haiku of poo
Is no tao of fecal joy
Learn from the master
Haiku # 7694, March 21, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by Drophammer
Fiddler on the roof
Haiku is making matches
Between cyclers
Haiku # 7693, March 21, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by Drophammer
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