Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Stuck in the office
I want to go and ride my
cycle or mellie
Haiku # 7725, March 21, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by Saint
Damn eighth syllable
I can not count right today
I feel so ashamed
Haiku # 7724, March 21, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by Saint
"Fya-Thigh-Rio"
my new band: "Fuck You And The
Horse You Rode In On"
Haiku # 7723, March 21, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
If of course mellie
doesn't repsond back to me soon
then I would do it.
Haiku # 7722, March 21, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by Saint
niner - I think that
she can knock spiderwebs with
me at anytime.
Haiku # 7721, March 21, 2001 1:49 pm ET
by Saint
when i look at gwen
i get all tingly inside
she's not "Just" a girl
Haiku # 7720, March 21, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
then again i can
not see her face when I take
her ass from behind
Haiku # 7719, March 21, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by Saint
roll up and bang bang
all my gang does the same thang
i'm on the chain gang
Haiku # 7718, March 21, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
When I look at Gwen
Stefani - I think what the
hell with the pink hair?
Haiku # 7717, March 21, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by Saint
"I'll be back" he says.
"hasta la vista" he says,
in austrian tones
Haiku # 7716, March 21, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
miss gwen stefani
has that thing between her eyes.
Centerpiece, no doubt....
Haiku # 7715, March 21, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
hear gizmodgery,
listen to breakfast with girls
matt mahaffey rules
Haiku # 7714, March 21, 2001 1:40 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Some of this haiku
is rather good. Good enough
for me to poop on!
Haiku # 7713, March 21, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by Saint
Threshold bars nothing
with exothermic reactions
bubbling goo congeals
Haiku # 7712, March 21, 2001 1:31 pm ET
by Priest of in drophammer's living room
nothing worth reading
won't submit to reading it
but I submit this
Haiku # 7711, March 21, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by Mz ConGenitalia
Anonymity
some people like to keep it
I am open book
Haiku # 7710, March 21, 2001 1:14 pm ET
by Saint
I woke this morning
and I had a bushy tail
Where is my ferret?
Haiku # 7709, March 21, 2001 1:09 pm ET
by Saint
Antidisestab-
lishmententarianis-
m. I like to say.
Haiku # 7708, March 21, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by Saint
Worried, no response
Door opens, shit river flows
Pools around my ankles
Haiku # 7707, March 21, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by priest of at Drophammer's front door
Priest or Drophammer:
Carbonated meat beverage -
will you pass it here?
Haiku # 7706, March 21, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by Saint
Can you say: super-
califragilisticex-
pealidocious?
Haiku # 7705, March 21, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by Saint
Hesitant, I knock
Shaken by the eruptions
I seek signs of life.
Haiku # 7704, March 21, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by Priest of Drophammer's front door
very bored at work
nothing much better to do
than obscure haiku
Haiku # 7703, March 21, 2001 12:53 pm ET
by Saint
balloon gold soda
garbage man pot roast Christmas
Addams Family
Haiku # 7702, March 21, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Saint
No peanut butter
to make sandwich place bread next
to Matt's ass cannon
Haiku # 7701, March 21, 2001 12:48 pm ET
by Saint
my dot voyager
dot net slash edfred slash
this is my web page
Haiku # 7700, March 21, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by Saint
To the Drophammer
No No No No No No No
My brain explodes - ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Haiku # 7699, March 21, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by Saint
the world is silent
ass cannon is depleted
now, the stenchies come
Haiku # 7698, March 21, 2001 12:42 pm ET
by Drophammer
bodily lifted
from the floor by greenish spray
i land with a splorsh
Haiku # 7697, March 21, 2001 12:41 pm ET
by Drophammer
i am crawling now
through my shit covered kitchen
next wave approaching
Haiku # 7696, March 21, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by Drophammer
rip splatter quiver
ass cannon sprays my kitchen
i missed the bathroom
Haiku # 7695, March 21, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by Drophammer
Your haiku of poo
Is no tao of fecal joy
Learn from the master
Haiku # 7694, March 21, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by Drophammer
Fiddler on the roof
Haiku is making matches
Between cyclers
Haiku # 7693, March 21, 2001 12:33 pm ET
by Drophammer
I wish of haiku
to be longer in their verse
have much more to say
Haiku # 7692, March 21, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by Saint
Aikido - I train.
in the way of harmony
I will not harm you
Haiku # 7691, March 21, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by Saint - to Mellie
I did never punch
never have I broke my hand
I did break my toe
Haiku # 7690, March 21, 2001 12:21 pm ET
by Saint - to Mellie
i'll kick your fuckin' ass
hit the button one more time,
and i'll shoot you in the foot.
Haiku # 7689, March 21, 2001 11:58 am ET
by sophunique of houston
#$@*$
damn it...it's like i can't count
syllable problems
Haiku # 7688, March 21, 2001 11:37 am ET
by the fourth way of seattle
I have now returned
no no my loyal people
no need to kiss my feet
Haiku # 7687, March 21, 2001 11:35 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
one more bad haiku
you got a problem with that?
i didn't think so
Haiku # 7686, March 21, 2001 11:09 am ET
by VerbaLizer of NYC
I fear violence
saintly one. your broken hand's
what's worrying me
Haiku # 7685, March 21, 2001 10:19 am ET
by mellie, can you keep it under control, Saint?
hey is cattitude
kind of feline attitude?
please explain, I say
Haiku # 7684, March 21, 2001 10:00 am ET
by mellie
Gator will not leave.
To get rid of the Gator,
smash the computer.
Haiku # 7683, March 21, 2001 9:57 am ET
by Nan of NJ
wanted weather bug
now i have this gator junk
marketing bastards
Haiku # 7682, March 21, 2001 9:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Austin
I too, wear leather
head to toe I am covered
I'm the man in black
Haiku # 7681, March 21, 2001 9:03 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
Haiku about poo
is tacky in the extreme
but majorly fun.
Haiku # 7680, March 21, 2001 9:00 am ET
by Nan of NJ
It's a ninety nine
six hundred cc's - yellow
would you like a ride?
Haiku # 7679, March 21, 2001 9:00 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
writers of haiku :
see the button "clear the form" ?
press that one sometimes
Haiku # 7678, March 21, 2001 8:27 am ET
by ash
life is far too short
we are all going to die
some almighty joke


Haiku # 7677, March 21, 2001 8:20 am ET
by ash
beesting on my foot
pulstating local swelling
antihistamines
Haiku # 7676, March 21, 2001 8:12 am ET
by ash
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