mi mono frota
con gatos en mi taco
madre enfuego

neanderthal dude
australopithecene chick
post-modern-baby

Priests and cannibals
Prehistoric animals
Happy dead come home

I will be back soon
I must bury a quaker
relief on the way!

well gooney goo goo!
goodness gracious! golly gee
willickers! gosh gosh!

hyperthermophiles
very interesting word
heat loving creatures

sorry...wrong mellie
it's my silly name for my
cut watermelon

Mellie is stuffed in
my basement in a trash bag
mu ha ha ha ha

might need a new job
this one boring. Can I come
stay with you mellie?

Bump on head. Ouch! Fell
asleep at work desk. Mellie
kiss and make better?

I'm iller than jack
in that cuckoo's nest movie.
watch me dance, baby

the spicy food hurts
i want to stop but it keeps
pushing, pushing. OW!

The porcelain throne
calls yet again. NAY! NO MORE!...
Hemorrhoids be gone.

Powerful nuggets
place dew droplets on my ass
awakening me.

The log is followed
by a fart. A smell follows
the fart. Sweet nature!

I fill the toilet
the water is displaced by
my chocolate glacier

floaters are wimpy
real men crap real fecal stuff
powerful nuggets

A morning surprise.
Runny? Solid? Thick? Thin? Light?
Dark? Look, a floater!!!

awaiting blissful
time on the porcelain throne
i think of past sh*ts

Oh Stenchie, stank muse
Percolating muddy froth
Within gut's Eden

Priest has been unboweled
By the scribbly scrabble
Stenchies that lurk here

I am now so sad
I have read the entire Onion.
Now no more to read.

you, preoccupied
by fecal matter, reveal
methane lifted dreams

i am not working
i must leave this place and go
not work somewhere else

Fading in and out
over-rated consciousness
Hammer smiles, he knows.

Stenchies overwhelm
Siren-like to my bowels
I evacuate.

Stuck in the office
I want to go and ride my
cycle or mellie

Damn eighth syllable
I can not count right today
I feel so ashamed

"Fya-Thigh-Rio"
my new band: "Fuck You And The
Horse You Rode In On"

If of course mellie
doesn't repsond back to me soon
then I would do it.

niner - I think that
she can knock spiderwebs with
me at anytime.

when i look at gwen
i get all tingly inside
she's not "Just" a girl

then again i can
not see her face when I take
her ass from behind

roll up and bang bang
all my gang does the same thang
i'm on the chain gang

When I look at Gwen
Stefani - I think what the
hell with the pink hair?

"I'll be back" he says.
"hasta la vista" he says,
in austrian tones

miss gwen stefani
has that thing between her eyes.
Centerpiece, no doubt....

hear gizmodgery,
listen to breakfast with girls
matt mahaffey rules

Some of this haiku
is rather good. Good enough
for me to poop on!

Threshold bars nothing
with exothermic reactions
bubbling goo congeals

nothing worth reading
won't submit to reading it
but I submit this

Anonymity
some people like to keep it
I am open book

I woke this morning
and I had a bushy tail
Where is my ferret?

Antidisestab-
lishmententarianis-
m. I like to say.

Worried, no response
Door opens, shit river flows
Pools around my ankles

Priest or Drophammer:
Carbonated meat beverage -
will you pass it here?

Can you say: super-
califragilisticex-
pealidocious?

Hesitant, I knock
Shaken by the eruptions
I seek signs of life.

very bored at work
nothing much better to do
than obscure haiku

balloon gold soda
garbage man pot roast Christmas
Addams Family