Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

length only matters
in the Japanese Haiku
English tells to much
Haiku # 7765, March 21, 2001 4:21 pm ET
by Grog (Ok so it was 3-6-3 ) of Seattle
the evil i wrought!
five-seven-five. other bad
poems go elsewhere.
Haiku # 7764, March 21, 2001 4:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What the hell is this?
United Nations haiku?
Damn Global Econ.
Haiku # 7763, March 21, 2001 4:20 pm ET
by The Eighteenth Syllable(t.f.w.) of seattle
Haiku # 7762, March 21, 2001 4:15 pm ET
by Marteau De Baisse
Check your second lines
carefully Grog. They often
have more than you want.
Haiku # 7761, March 21, 2001 4:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
grog, they lied
it IS important.
listen not
Haiku # 7760, March 21, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by the fourth way (t.e.s.) of seattle
No estoy bueno
mis pantalones sucio
es de mi culo
Haiku # 7759, March 21, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by Saint
length is not
important, only you.
tell someone.
Haiku # 7758, March 21, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by Grog (3-5-3 HA!) of Seattle
enamorado
las chicas me encantan
yo quiero amor
Haiku # 7757, March 21, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by piperboy of Chicago, IL USA
wo die Eselsmischmaschine ist, die mich in der Nacht mit K
Haiku # 7756, March 21, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by TropfenHammer
fire, mom, cats, taco
cool...haiku in spanish.. lets
call that stuff "spaiku"
Haiku # 7755, March 21, 2001 4:08 pm ET
by the fourth way (t.e.s.) of seattle
gibbering nonsense
unrelated actions in words
confusion is here
Haiku # 7754, March 21, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
i have a big zit
it screams in pain and redness
wipe the mirror clean
Haiku # 7753, March 21, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by piperboy of Chicago, IL USA
i am a rebel.
rules can never control me.
six syllables, who cares!
Haiku # 7752, March 21, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mi mono frota
con gatos en mi taco
madre enfuego
Haiku # 7751, March 21, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by Martillo de la Gota
neanderthal dude
australopithecene chick
post-modern-baby
Haiku # 7750, March 21, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by the fourth way (t.e.s.) of seattle
Priests and cannibals
Prehistoric animals
Happy dead come home
Haiku # 7749, March 21, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by Shriekback
I will be back soon
I must bury a quaker
relief on the way!
Haiku # 7748, March 21, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by Saint
well gooney goo goo!
goodness gracious! golly gee
willickers! gosh gosh!
Haiku # 7747, March 21, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by the fourth way (t.e.s.) of seattle
hyperthermophiles
very interesting word
heat loving creatures
Haiku # 7746, March 21, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by Saint
sorry...wrong mellie
it's my silly name for my
cut watermelon
Haiku # 7745, March 21, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by The Eighteenth Syllable of seattle
Mellie is stuffed in
my basement in a trash bag
mu ha ha ha ha
Haiku # 7744, March 21, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by The Eighteenth Syllable of seattle
might need a new job
this one boring. Can I come
stay with you mellie?
Haiku # 7743, March 21, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Saint
Bump on head. Ouch! Fell
asleep at work desk. Mellie
kiss and make better?
Haiku # 7742, March 21, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Saint
I'm iller than jack
in that cuckoo's nest movie.
watch me dance, baby
Haiku # 7741, March 21, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by The Eighteenth Syllable of seattle
the spicy food hurts
i want to stop but it keeps
pushing, pushing. OW!
Haiku # 7740, March 21, 2001 3:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The porcelain throne
calls yet again. NAY! NO MORE!...
Hemorrhoids be gone.
Haiku # 7739, March 21, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Powerful nuggets
place dew droplets on my ass
awakening me.
Haiku # 7738, March 21, 2001 2:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The log is followed
by a fart. A smell follows
the fart. Sweet nature!
Haiku # 7737, March 21, 2001 2:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I fill the toilet
the water is displaced by
my chocolate glacier
Haiku # 7736, March 21, 2001 2:55 pm ET
by Saint
floaters are wimpy
real men crap real fecal stuff
powerful nuggets
Haiku # 7735, March 21, 2001 2:55 pm ET
by Drophammer
A morning surprise.
Runny? Solid? Thick? Thin? Light?
Dark? Look, a floater!!!
Haiku # 7734, March 21, 2001 2:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
awaiting blissful
time on the porcelain throne
i think of past sh*ts
Haiku # 7733, March 21, 2001 2:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh Stenchie, stank muse
Percolating muddy froth
Within gut's Eden
Haiku # 7732, March 21, 2001 2:40 pm ET
by Drophammer
Priest has been unboweled
By the scribbly scrabble
Stenchies that lurk here
Haiku # 7731, March 21, 2001 2:39 pm ET
by Drophammer
I am now so sad
I have read the entire Onion.
Now no more to read.
Haiku # 7730, March 21, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by Saint
you, preoccupied
by fecal matter, reveal
methane lifted dreams
Haiku # 7729, March 21, 2001 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am not working
i must leave this place and go
not work somewhere else
Haiku # 7728, March 21, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Fading in and out
over-rated consciousness
Hammer smiles, he knows.
Haiku # 7727, March 21, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by priest of next to drophammer on his kitchen floor
Stenchies overwhelm
Siren-like to my bowels
I evacuate.
Haiku # 7726, March 21, 2001 1:58 pm ET
by Priest of in drophammer's kitchen
Stuck in the office
I want to go and ride my
cycle or mellie
Haiku # 7725, March 21, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by Saint
Damn eighth syllable
I can not count right today
I feel so ashamed
Haiku # 7724, March 21, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by Saint
"Fya-Thigh-Rio"
my new band: "Fuck You And The
Horse You Rode In On"
Haiku # 7723, March 21, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
If of course mellie
doesn't repsond back to me soon
then I would do it.
Haiku # 7722, March 21, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by Saint
niner - I think that
she can knock spiderwebs with
me at anytime.
Haiku # 7721, March 21, 2001 1:49 pm ET
by Saint
when i look at gwen
i get all tingly inside
she's not "Just" a girl
Haiku # 7720, March 21, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
then again i can
not see her face when I take
her ass from behind
Haiku # 7719, March 21, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by Saint
roll up and bang bang
all my gang does the same thang
i'm on the chain gang
Haiku # 7718, March 21, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
When I look at Gwen
Stefani - I think what the
hell with the pink hair?
Haiku # 7717, March 21, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by Saint
"I'll be back" he says.
"hasta la vista" he says,
in austrian tones
Haiku # 7716, March 21, 2001 1:43 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
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