yes I just lost it
forgot to tap my fingers
somehow lost the beat
by mellie
I now leave with my
tail between my legs I will
wallow in defeat
by Saint
by mel, cataplexy? Yes, of course
catastropic ? no
cataplexy? of course
not cataclysmic
ashes to ashes
embark on a new journey
it will make good mulch
chainsawed pepper trees
I hid in the house and wept
planted more trees then
by mel
It's ok Mellie
now you know what it's like
to be a loser
(like me)
by Saint
by Mellie. I did use too many for haiku. Hell I hate that.
bitter I am not
realistic that I am
for I know my fate
by Saint
playing games with words
at yahoo literati
one uses so many
by mellie
Drophammer returns
Never give up, Saint, never
Do not be bitter
by Drophammer of going to bed as we speak
I have much to say
space is lacking with haiku
must find other way
by Saint
I try no more now
there are no takers of me
Saint will never rise.
by Saint
ride right on up mate
I am on the top up here.
Is that you coming?
by mellie,from right down under neath
Efforts are in vain
I will now lower my sails
Acknowledge defeat
by Saint
thought you said "lick here"
my searching tongue was flicking
salivating here
by mellie
I do laundry now
it keeps me awake while
I pass time on here
by Saint
I have found mellie!
Do you not wish to ride my
bike or me either?
by Saint
good luck with mellie
I hope she responds to you
go, Saint, go! Hooray!
by Drophammer
gracefully withdrawn
Drophammer exits the site
work to do at home
by Drophammer
I am now thwarted
I will become like ostrich
and put head in sand
by Saint
ultimate peace... then
ass rockets between shoulders
forgotten land mine
by Drophammer
sweet watermelon
juicy ripe delicious pink
mellie needs eating
by mellie
I am bored tonight
I try some innovation
Does this work?
Click hereby Saint
But indirectly
I have yet to read e mail
or receive a beep
by Saint
a spicy rice dish
fired from a large bore gun
is jamballistic
by Drophammer
mellie did respond
wondering when sainthood would
descend upon her
by Drophammer
At least I can be
someone's bitch as yet one
more girl ignores me
by Saint
open the pinhole
and I will come pouring through
Saint will be my bitch
by Drophammer
That squashing you hear
is your tesitculoids used
as my new play-doh
by Saint
Oh no! What you say?
someone set up me the sex,
lies, videotape
by Saint
Saint, oh Saint... why you
provoke me is a wonder
know I will squash you
by Drophammer
heh heh... not knocked out
but filming your horrible
sexual technique
by Drophammer
Drophammer - I did
last night, but you were knocked out
from my ether rag
by Saint
gum the soft inner
lining of my rectum with
enthusiasm
by Drophammer
The hour growing late
the haikus become more weird
please go find a shrink
by Saint
i piss sweet milk juice
and shit ambrosia flakes
i am my own cereal
by monkey crap
oh no not again
someone set us up the bomb
all your base are oh fuckit...
by dumbshit
it is only 10:00
sweet fucking jesus christ
please someone kill me
by wageslave
boss goes on and on
about eric clapton songs
someone please shoot me
by wageslave of ny
new york times online
is good; free, great archive, can
email articles
by the chicken
Sasquatch and Nessie
both tasty with garlic glaze
best cooked medium
by Saint
Slump down into my
chair, hide from the customers
they can just eat me.
by Pat of http://beerho.com/
Back from Aikido
I missed very much haiku
and I missed mellie
by Saint
Peaceful Spring morning
Steam rises from the cold river
Cow tail rises, it shits
by Bung Daddy
stunned tail-less lizard
cowering in the stairwell
catatonia
by ash
enormous gum tree
afraid your days are numbered
neighbours complaining
tear you limb from limb
saddened as you disembark
pulling down your trunks
deforestation
won't fill me with elation
sad situation
by ash
my wife says to me
no more tahini for you
go play your guitar
by Bruce of St Pete
having dwelt here long
it bores me to have to read
of being caught short
by ash
oh nah , din't mean you
just these excrement junkies
flaming shit-ass kooks
by sheena
what bad light breaks through
yonder Stygian window?
buzzes and glows dark
oh hell has more mouths
more teeth than three snarls hold
all out's in, in's out.
by sheena
