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28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Hyperdrive engaged
And Set to full-on-bitch-mode
Saint unloads his wrath.
Haiku # 7864, March 22, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Priest
Mellie answers, Saint,
But you're oblivious, lost
In your misery.
Haiku # 7863, March 22, 2001 10:01 am ET
by Priest
Saint buries his head
In the depths of his own ass
Missing Mellie's flirts.
Haiku # 7862, March 22, 2001 9:59 am ET
by priest
I care a lot, Saint...
about face more than ballsstick --
this Board is the BEST.
Haiku # 7861, March 22, 2001 9:50 am ET
by Nan of NJ
god almighty saint
chuck them in the laundry man
then put then back on
Haiku # 7860, March 22, 2001 9:18 am ET
by mellie, UMPIRE, "LOST BALLS"
My balls are sticking
to my underwear when I
pulled them off today
Haiku # 7859, March 22, 2001 9:08 am ET
by Saint
fine leg long leg glance
they know how to use the crease
balls dancing in slips
Haiku # 7858, March 22, 2001 8:30 am ET
by mellie, congratulations India, well done
a long time ago
I rode a big Indian
so heavy and mean
Haiku # 7857, March 22, 2001 8:27 am ET
by mellie, to make saint smile
It matters not Nan
whether I can link or not
because no one cares.
Haiku # 7856, March 22, 2001 8:14 am ET
by Saint
hello grasshopper
colour green, what is your name
snake and iguana
Haiku # 7855, March 22, 2001 7:12 am ET
by Mr Sanjuro of Oxford
Genius Saint may be...
Can't post link to save hisass.
I figgered it out.
Haiku # 7854, March 22, 2001 7:05 am ET
by Nan of Dismal New Jersey
yes I just lost it
forgot to tap my fingers
somehow lost the beat
Haiku # 7853, March 22, 2001 1:08 am ET
by mellie
I now leave with my
tail between my legs I will
wallow in defeat
Haiku # 7852, March 22, 2001 1:06 am ET
by Saint
Haiku # 7851, March 22, 2001 1:05 am ET
by mel, cataplexy? Yes, of course
catastropic ? no
cataplexy? of course
not cataclysmic

ashes to ashes
embark on a new journey
it will make good mulch

chainsawed pepper trees
I hid in the house and wept
planted more trees then
Haiku # 7850, March 22, 2001 1:03 am ET
by mel
It's ok Mellie
now you know what it's like
to be a loser
(like me)
Haiku # 7849, March 22, 2001 12:47 am ET
by Saint
Haiku # 7848, March 22, 2001 12:42 am ET
by Mellie. I did use too many for haiku. Hell I hate that.
bitter I am not
realistic that I am
for I know my fate
Haiku # 7847, March 22, 2001 12:41 am ET
by Saint
playing games with words
at yahoo literati
one uses so many
Haiku # 7846, March 22, 2001 12:40 am ET
by mellie
Drophammer returns
Never give up, Saint, never
Do not be bitter
Haiku # 7845, March 22, 2001 12:38 am ET
by Drophammer of going to bed as we speak
I have much to say
space is lacking with haiku
must find other way
Haiku # 7844, March 22, 2001 12:35 am ET
by Saint
I try no more now
there are no takers of me
Saint will never rise.
Haiku # 7843, March 22, 2001 12:29 am ET
by Saint
ride right on up mate
I am on the top up here.
Is that you coming?
Haiku # 7842, March 22, 2001 12:28 am ET
by mellie,from right down under neath
Efforts are in vain
I will now lower my sails
Acknowledge defeat
Haiku # 7841, March 22, 2001 12:24 am ET
by Saint
thought you said "lick here"
my searching tongue was flicking
salivating here
Haiku # 7840, March 22, 2001 12:20 am ET
by mellie
I do laundry now
it keeps me awake while
I pass time on here
Haiku # 7839, March 22, 2001 12:14 am ET
by Saint
I have found mellie!
Do you not wish to ride my
bike or me either?
Haiku # 7838, March 22, 2001 12:12 am ET
by Saint
good luck with mellie
I hope she responds to you
go, Saint, go! Hooray!
Haiku # 7837, March 22, 2001 12:11 am ET
by Drophammer
gracefully withdrawn
Drophammer exits the site
work to do at home
Haiku # 7836, March 22, 2001 12:10 am ET
by Drophammer
I am now thwarted
I will become like ostrich
and put head in sand
Haiku # 7835, March 22, 2001 12:10 am ET
by Saint
I am pure genius
I can now point you to my page
Much time on my hands
Haiku # 7834, March 22, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Saint
ultimate peace... then
ass rockets between shoulders
forgotten land mine
Haiku # 7833, March 22, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Drophammer
sweet watermelon
juicy ripe delicious pink
mellie needs eating
Haiku # 7832, March 22, 2001 12:08 am ET
by mellie
I am bored tonight
I try some innovation
Does this work? Click here
Haiku # 7831, March 22, 2001 12:07 am ET
by Saint
But indirectly
I have yet to read e mail
or receive a beep
Haiku # 7830, March 22, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Saint
a spicy rice dish
fired from a large bore gun
is jamballistic
Haiku # 7829, March 22, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Drophammer
mellie did respond
wondering when sainthood would
descend upon her
Haiku # 7828, March 22, 2001 12:01 am ET
by Drophammer
At least I can be
someone's bitch as yet one
more girl ignores me
Haiku # 7827, March 21, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by Saint
open the pinhole
and I will come pouring through
Saint will be my bitch
Haiku # 7826, March 21, 2001 11:58 pm ET
by Drophammer
That squashing you hear
is your tesitculoids used
as my new play-doh
Haiku # 7825, March 21, 2001 11:57 pm ET
by Saint
Oh no! What you say?
someone set up me the sex,
lies, videotape
Haiku # 7824, March 21, 2001 11:55 pm ET
by Saint
Saint, oh Saint... why you
provoke me is a wonder
know I will squash you
Haiku # 7823, March 21, 2001 11:55 pm ET
by Drophammer
heh heh... not knocked out
but filming your horrible
sexual technique
Haiku # 7822, March 21, 2001 11:53 pm ET
by Drophammer
Drophammer - I did
last night, but you were knocked out
from my ether rag
Haiku # 7821, March 21, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by Saint
gum the soft inner
lining of my rectum with
enthusiasm
Haiku # 7820, March 21, 2001 11:49 pm ET
by Drophammer
The hour growing late
the haikus become more weird
please go find a shrink
Haiku # 7819, March 21, 2001 11:44 pm ET
by Saint
i piss sweet milk juice
and shit ambrosia flakes
i am my own cereal
Haiku # 7818, March 21, 2001 11:41 pm ET
by monkey crap
oh no not again
someone set us up the bomb
all your base are oh fuckit...
Haiku # 7817, March 21, 2001 11:39 pm ET
by dumbshit
it is only 10:00
sweet fucking jesus christ
please someone kill me
Haiku # 7816, March 21, 2001 11:37 pm ET
by wageslave
boss goes on and on
about eric clapton songs
someone please shoot me

Haiku # 7815, March 21, 2001 11:35 pm ET
by wageslave of ny
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