Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

I know not how I
would get down to where you are
unless you tell me
Haiku # 7961, March 23, 2001 10:27 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
sigh... sorry for that
my computer went berserk
thus, multipled posts
Haiku # 7960, March 23, 2001 10:27 am ET
by Drophammer
mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination
Haiku # 7959, March 23, 2001 10:22 am ET
by Drophammer
mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination
Haiku # 7958, March 23, 2001 10:21 am ET
by Drophammer
mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination
Haiku # 7957, March 23, 2001 10:21 am ET
by Drophammer
mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination
Haiku # 7956, March 23, 2001 10:21 am ET
by Drophammer
"Take me out of your mouth..."
Then back in, then out, in...out...
in...out...in...out.....ahhhhhhH!
Haiku # 7955, March 23, 2001 10:17 am ET
by Nan of NJ
come right on down Saint
(I keep inviting him in)
Hey, he may one day!
Haiku # 7954, March 23, 2001 10:14 am ET
by mellie
Thegrue, come and get
your donut, they won't last all
day, they're over there
Haiku # 7953, March 23, 2001 10:09 am ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
Ah, it is Friday
day of coffee and donuts
and jeans and slacking
Haiku # 7952, March 23, 2001 10:08 am ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
bungee cords stretching
sphincter wide open so winds
whistle through the stank
Haiku # 7951, March 23, 2001 10:06 am ET
by Drophammer
may day, may day he's
going down! or... maybe not
if mellie says not
Haiku # 7950, March 23, 2001 9:44 am ET
by Drophammer
Zero to Out-Of-Bounds
All of Saints booster jets fire
Crossing Mellie's lines.
Haiku # 7949, March 23, 2001 9:38 am ET
by Preist
the new Mir Taco
it Crumbles and falls all on
your front Seat and Pants
Haiku # 7948, March 23, 2001 9:38 am ET
by Paco the Taco Whacko
bow chicka bearn waaaw
ung dsh ung dsh ung dsh ung
bwaa naaaaaaaa bump bump bang!
Haiku # 7947, March 23, 2001 9:36 am ET
by Drophammer
taco bell dot com
two tacos--for price of one!
who needs space station?
Haiku # 7946, March 23, 2001 9:34 am ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
Why not take a chance?
You might just like the banter
of private email
Haiku # 7945, March 23, 2001 9:10 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
Hard to understand
you mumble, please take me out
of your mouth - slowly.
Haiku # 7944, March 23, 2001 9:06 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
what is thwop, pray tell?
hmm, chrism, that is sacred.
thwack is what I heard.
Haiku # 7943, March 23, 2001 8:50 am ET
by mellie
god I got hot too
the thought of you going down
now I've lost control
Haiku # 7942, March 23, 2001 7:15 am ET
by mellie, oops merely a mistake, Ash
the merest ripple
butterflies in my tummy
splashdown a letdown
Haiku # 7941, March 23, 2001 7:03 am ET
by mellie
cannot keep away
i am drawn closer to you
there is no escape

so much atmosphere
going down out of control
i am way too hot


Haiku # 7940, March 23, 2001 6:58 am ET
by ash@splashdown.southpacific
Space station troubles?
Mir words are inadequate
to describe my fear.

Haiku # 7939, March 23, 2001 6:28 am ET
by Nan of NJ
just a mir detail
a small drop in the ocean
it's das vidanya
Haiku # 7938, March 23, 2001 6:12 am ET
by ash
Neutron went to a
bar
Haiku # 7937, March 23, 2001 1:25 am ET
by Pimaniac
When Mir falls to earth
chunks big as trucks may survive
Heads Up, New Zealand!
Haiku # 7936, March 23, 2001 12:25 am ET
by Yuri Gargarin
I am packing death
will mir hit me while I sleep?
Oh yeah, in my dreams
Haiku # 7935, March 22, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
well that was a crock of shit
Haiku # 7934, March 22, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by mellie
it happened to me
at australia zoo
I blamed the animals
Haiku # 7933, March 22, 2001 11:06 pm ET
by mellie
Nan, in my laundry
I found your G spot in there
It smells like lemons.
Haiku # 7932, March 22, 2001 10:50 pm ET
by Saint - To Nan
Priest's pants now dropping
Explosive liquid froth boils forth
please fetch me a spoon
Haiku # 7931, March 22, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by Saint
Mellie I have your
Blessing right here with me now
ziiiiiiiip, thwop. I bless you
Haiku # 7930, March 22, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by Saint - To mellie
Drophammer please no
ovinoanalingus
it makes me jealous
Haiku # 7929, March 22, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by Saint
Im a stupid little boy
everyone blindfolds me till i see darkness.
because Im stupid little boy
Haiku # 7928, March 22, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Hell No
Sinning is most fun
once you can find your G-spot
even in the dark.
Haiku # 7927, March 22, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by Nan of NJ
the clever dog sat
and ate the calico cat
which he himself caught.
Haiku # 7926, March 22, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by wallygowdy of school
yes, bless me father
I keep on committing sin
do not absolve me
Haiku # 7925, March 22, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by mellie
donuts and coffee
I look forward to Friday
mm. donuts .. mmm yum
Haiku # 7924, March 22, 2001 8:28 pm ET
by hola of friday, where art thou?
sydney is my dog
he sniffs other doggy butts
just to say "HELLO!"
Haiku # 7923, March 22, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by hola of is it friday yet?
My dog is named Syd
He does doggy type stuff like
eating and sleeping
Haiku # 7922, March 22, 2001 8:25 pm ET
by hola of looking forward to friday
now what's all this then?
random mental flatulence
disguised as haiku
Haiku # 7921, March 22, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by VerbaLizer of NYC
santo cres, santo nunca seras
que piensas si santos nunca podras ser
santo cres, santo nunca seras
Haiku # 7920, March 22, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Hell No
Attn: Saint
If you're just thinking one thing
I'd be mighty impressed
Haiku # 7919, March 22, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hey, go get the meat
we're out of cannibal sauce
barbecue ruined
Haiku # 7918, March 22, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by Stang mk.1
No time for buckets
And no time for pleasantries
Like dropping my pants.
Haiku # 7917, March 22, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by Priest
Intestinal knots
Swelling distentia forewarns
I grab my bucket.
Haiku # 7916, March 22, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by Priest
tomorrow mir flames
intergalactic trash heap
more vodka comrade?
Haiku # 7915, March 22, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by mondongo of elsewhere
what is all this sheep
can i get sheep sandwiches
the kind with rubber
Haiku # 7914, March 22, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by boobles the clown
you and your dead sheep
keep sleep with narry a peep
on top of the heap
Haiku # 7913, March 22, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by Drophammer
Do not start with me
You necro-ovinaphile
All these sheep are dead!
Haiku # 7912, March 22, 2001 4:46 pm ET
by Priest
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