Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

he's in the leather
you must do the job for him
don't you know? sweet thing
Haiku # 7964, March 23, 2001 10:34 am ET
by mellie, Listen to me NAN
In Australia?
I have always wanted to go
now I have reason?
Haiku # 7963, March 23, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
Hmm...a choice awaits
Nan seems to be more forward
but in new jersey
Haiku # 7962, March 23, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Saint
I know not how I
would get down to where you are
unless you tell me
Haiku # 7961, March 23, 2001 10:27 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
sigh... sorry for that
my computer went berserk
thus, multipled posts
Haiku # 7960, March 23, 2001 10:27 am ET
by Drophammer
mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination
Haiku # 7959, March 23, 2001 10:22 am ET
by Drophammer
mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination
Haiku # 7958, March 23, 2001 10:21 am ET
by Drophammer
mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination
Haiku # 7957, March 23, 2001 10:21 am ET
by Drophammer
mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination
Haiku # 7956, March 23, 2001 10:21 am ET
by Drophammer
"Take me out of your mouth..."
Then back in, then out, in...out...
in...out...in...out.....ahhhhhhH!
Haiku # 7955, March 23, 2001 10:17 am ET
by Nan of NJ
come right on down Saint
(I keep inviting him in)
Hey, he may one day!
Haiku # 7954, March 23, 2001 10:14 am ET
by mellie
Thegrue, come and get
your donut, they won't last all
day, they're over there
Haiku # 7953, March 23, 2001 10:09 am ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
Ah, it is Friday
day of coffee and donuts
and jeans and slacking
Haiku # 7952, March 23, 2001 10:08 am ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
bungee cords stretching
sphincter wide open so winds
whistle through the stank
Haiku # 7951, March 23, 2001 10:06 am ET
by Drophammer
may day, may day he's
going down! or... maybe not
if mellie says not
Haiku # 7950, March 23, 2001 9:44 am ET
by Drophammer
Zero to Out-Of-Bounds
All of Saints booster jets fire
Crossing Mellie's lines.
Haiku # 7949, March 23, 2001 9:38 am ET
by Preist
the new Mir Taco
it Crumbles and falls all on
your front Seat and Pants
Haiku # 7948, March 23, 2001 9:38 am ET
by Paco the Taco Whacko
bow chicka bearn waaaw
ung dsh ung dsh ung dsh ung
bwaa naaaaaaaa bump bump bang!
Haiku # 7947, March 23, 2001 9:36 am ET
by Drophammer
taco bell dot com
two tacos--for price of one!
who needs space station?
Haiku # 7946, March 23, 2001 9:34 am ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
Why not take a chance?
You might just like the banter
of private email
Haiku # 7945, March 23, 2001 9:10 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
Hard to understand
you mumble, please take me out
of your mouth - slowly.
Haiku # 7944, March 23, 2001 9:06 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
what is thwop, pray tell?
hmm, chrism, that is sacred.
thwack is what I heard.
Haiku # 7943, March 23, 2001 8:50 am ET
by mellie
god I got hot too
the thought of you going down
now I've lost control
Haiku # 7942, March 23, 2001 7:15 am ET
by mellie, oops merely a mistake, Ash
the merest ripple
butterflies in my tummy
splashdown a letdown
Haiku # 7941, March 23, 2001 7:03 am ET
by mellie
cannot keep away
i am drawn closer to you
there is no escape

so much atmosphere
going down out of control
i am way too hot


Haiku # 7940, March 23, 2001 6:58 am ET
by ash@splashdown.southpacific
Space station troubles?
Mir words are inadequate
to describe my fear.

Haiku # 7939, March 23, 2001 6:28 am ET
by Nan of NJ
just a mir detail
a small drop in the ocean
it's das vidanya
Haiku # 7938, March 23, 2001 6:12 am ET
by ash
Neutron went to a
bar
Haiku # 7937, March 23, 2001 1:25 am ET
by Pimaniac
When Mir falls to earth
chunks big as trucks may survive
Heads Up, New Zealand!
Haiku # 7936, March 23, 2001 12:25 am ET
by Yuri Gargarin
I am packing death
will mir hit me while I sleep?
Oh yeah, in my dreams
Haiku # 7935, March 22, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
well that was a crock of shit
Haiku # 7934, March 22, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by mellie
it happened to me
at australia zoo
I blamed the animals
Haiku # 7933, March 22, 2001 11:06 pm ET
by mellie
Nan, in my laundry
I found your G spot in there
It smells like lemons.
Haiku # 7932, March 22, 2001 10:50 pm ET
by Saint - To Nan
Priest's pants now dropping
Explosive liquid froth boils forth
please fetch me a spoon
Haiku # 7931, March 22, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by Saint
Mellie I have your
Blessing right here with me now
ziiiiiiiip, thwop. I bless you
Haiku # 7930, March 22, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by Saint - To mellie
Drophammer please no
ovinoanalingus
it makes me jealous
Haiku # 7929, March 22, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by Saint
Im a stupid little boy
everyone blindfolds me till i see darkness.
because Im stupid little boy
Haiku # 7928, March 22, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Hell No
Sinning is most fun
once you can find your G-spot
even in the dark.
Haiku # 7927, March 22, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by Nan of NJ
the clever dog sat
and ate the calico cat
which he himself caught.
Haiku # 7926, March 22, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by wallygowdy of school
yes, bless me father
I keep on committing sin
do not absolve me
Haiku # 7925, March 22, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by mellie
donuts and coffee
I look forward to Friday
mm. donuts .. mmm yum
Haiku # 7924, March 22, 2001 8:28 pm ET
by hola of friday, where art thou?
sydney is my dog
he sniffs other doggy butts
just to say "HELLO!"
Haiku # 7923, March 22, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by hola of is it friday yet?
My dog is named Syd
He does doggy type stuff like
eating and sleeping
Haiku # 7922, March 22, 2001 8:25 pm ET
by hola of looking forward to friday
now what's all this then?
random mental flatulence
disguised as haiku
Haiku # 7921, March 22, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by VerbaLizer of NYC
santo cres, santo nunca seras
que piensas si santos nunca podras ser
santo cres, santo nunca seras
Haiku # 7920, March 22, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Hell No
Attn: Saint
If you're just thinking one thing
I'd be mighty impressed
Haiku # 7919, March 22, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hey, go get the meat
we're out of cannibal sauce
barbecue ruined
Haiku # 7918, March 22, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by Stang mk.1
No time for buckets
And no time for pleasantries
Like dropping my pants.
Haiku # 7917, March 22, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by Priest
Intestinal knots
Swelling distentia forewarns
I grab my bucket.
Haiku # 7916, March 22, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by Priest
tomorrow mir flames
intergalactic trash heap
more vodka comrade?
Haiku # 7915, March 22, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by mondongo of elsewhere
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