Hellraiser hooks grip
the inside of your rectum
YANK, you're inside out

I never got any
I demand to be serviced
Before Saint, right now!

i remember when
my springs bounced with a hot chick
seems like it's been years

i refuse to pay
for what everyone else gets
for free, thus I whack

However - spring comes
to the east coast and springs may
bounce better out east

Great Barrier Reef
I'd like to snorkle there and
inside of mellie

next time, the grue, it
will be my turn to bring joe
Nectar of the gods!

thegrue brings coffee
it is warm and coffee-like
nectar of the gods!

i am still whacking
keep posting mellie, almost
there i am, oh yeah

What more do you need?
Besides me and my hugeness
You have it, use it.

I live near the sea
on the sub-tropical coast
the nights are so warm

you show me yours mate
and I'll show you something else
and then off the bed

I live near the sea
on the sub-tropical coast
the nights are so warm

you show me yours mate
and I'll show you something else
and then off the bed

I have yet to see
an address for you mellie
or I would do so

"Get a room!" applies.
You're leaving a sex goddess
to her own devices.

keep checking my box
but nothing from you either
what is happening?

you may not believe
but I was loking for "jizz"
it was not in there

Changing personae
in case friends come to this Board
and catch me sucking.

morning task complete
now is the time for rewards
now it's Miller time!

Waiting on you dear
I have yet to receive an
email from you hon

Drop - I didn't know
you wanted lessons on HOW
maybe becky likes?

aussie dollar's crap
what are you waiting for mate?
why aren't you coming?

whoa! hey! hold on, now!
mellie giving out lessons?
sorry, Saint, I'm in line!

Elton John song pops
into my head with changed word
it is "Rocket Jizz"

morning task complete
now is the time for rewards
now it's donut time!

head moves up and down
now that is so much better
I should give classes

I'm being passed
around like a water bong
I feel so us-ed

he's in the leather
you must do the job for him
don't you know? sweet thing

In Australia?
I have always wanted to go
now I have reason?

Hmm...a choice awaits
Nan seems to be more forward
but in new jersey

I know not how I
would get down to where you are
unless you tell me

sigh... sorry for that
my computer went berserk
thus, multipled posts

mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination

mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination

mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination

mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination

"Take me out of your mouth..."
Then back in, then out, in...out...
in...out...in...out.....ahhhhhhH!

come right on down Saint
(I keep inviting him in)
Hey, he may one day!

Thegrue, come and get
your donut, they won't last all
day, they're over there

Ah, it is Friday
day of coffee and donuts
and jeans and slacking

bungee cords stretching
sphincter wide open so winds
whistle through the stank

may day, may day he's
going down! or... maybe not
if mellie says not

Zero to Out-Of-Bounds
All of Saints booster jets fire
Crossing Mellie's lines.

the new Mir Taco
it Crumbles and falls all on
your front Seat and Pants

bow chicka bearn waaaw
ung dsh ung dsh ung dsh ung
bwaa naaaaaaaa bump bump bang!

taco bell dot com
two tacos--for price of one!
who needs space station?

Why not take a chance?
You might just like the banter
of private email

Hard to understand
you mumble, please take me out
of your mouth - slowly.

what is thwop, pray tell?
hmm, chrism, that is sacred.
thwack is what I heard.

god I got hot too
the thought of you going down
now I've lost control

the merest ripple
butterflies in my tummy
splashdown a letdown

cannot keep away
i am drawn closer to you
there is no escape

so much atmosphere
going down out of control
i am way too hot