Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 64 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Changing personae
in case friends come to this Board
and catch me sucking.
Haiku # 7974, March 23, 2001 10:45 am ET
by Song and Dance
morning task complete
now is the time for rewards
now it's Miller time!


Haiku # 7973, March 23, 2001 10:43 am ET
by hola of same office as thegrue
Waiting on you dear
I have yet to receive an
email from you hon
Haiku # 7972, March 23, 2001 10:43 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
Drop - I didn't know
you wanted lessons on HOW
maybe becky likes?
Haiku # 7971, March 23, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Saint
aussie dollar's crap
what are you waiting for mate?
why aren't you coming?
Haiku # 7970, March 23, 2001 10:41 am ET
by mellie
whoa! hey! hold on, now!
mellie giving out lessons?
sorry, Saint, I'm in line!
Haiku # 7969, March 23, 2001 10:39 am ET
by Drophammer
Elton John song pops
into my head with changed word
it is "Rocket Jizz"
Haiku # 7968, March 23, 2001 10:39 am ET
by Saint
morning task complete
now is the time for rewards
now it's donut time!
Haiku # 7967, March 23, 2001 10:39 am ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
head moves up and down
now that is so much better
I should give classes
Haiku # 7966, March 23, 2001 10:38 am ET
by mellie
I'm being passed
around like a water bong
I feel so us-ed
Haiku # 7965, March 23, 2001 10:37 am ET
by Saint
he's in the leather
you must do the job for him
don't you know? sweet thing
Haiku # 7964, March 23, 2001 10:34 am ET
by mellie, Listen to me NAN
In Australia?
I have always wanted to go
now I have reason?
Haiku # 7963, March 23, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
Hmm...a choice awaits
Nan seems to be more forward
but in new jersey
Haiku # 7962, March 23, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Saint
I know not how I
would get down to where you are
unless you tell me
Haiku # 7961, March 23, 2001 10:27 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
sigh... sorry for that
my computer went berserk
thus, multipled posts
Haiku # 7960, March 23, 2001 10:27 am ET
by Drophammer
mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination
Haiku # 7959, March 23, 2001 10:22 am ET
by Drophammer
mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination
Haiku # 7958, March 23, 2001 10:21 am ET
by Drophammer
mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination
Haiku # 7957, March 23, 2001 10:21 am ET
by Drophammer
mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination
Haiku # 7956, March 23, 2001 10:21 am ET
by Drophammer
"Take me out of your mouth..."
Then back in, then out, in...out...
in...out...in...out.....ahhhhhhH!
Haiku # 7955, March 23, 2001 10:17 am ET
by Nan of NJ
come right on down Saint
(I keep inviting him in)
Hey, he may one day!
Haiku # 7954, March 23, 2001 10:14 am ET
by mellie
Thegrue, come and get
your donut, they won't last all
day, they're over there
Haiku # 7953, March 23, 2001 10:09 am ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
Ah, it is Friday
day of coffee and donuts
and jeans and slacking
Haiku # 7952, March 23, 2001 10:08 am ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
bungee cords stretching
sphincter wide open so winds
whistle through the stank
Haiku # 7951, March 23, 2001 10:06 am ET
by Drophammer
may day, may day he's
going down! or... maybe not
if mellie says not
Haiku # 7950, March 23, 2001 9:44 am ET
by Drophammer
Zero to Out-Of-Bounds
All of Saints booster jets fire
Crossing Mellie's lines.
Haiku # 7949, March 23, 2001 9:38 am ET
by Preist
the new Mir Taco
it Crumbles and falls all on
your front Seat and Pants
Haiku # 7948, March 23, 2001 9:38 am ET
by Paco the Taco Whacko
bow chicka bearn waaaw
ung dsh ung dsh ung dsh ung
bwaa naaaaaaaa bump bump bang!
Haiku # 7947, March 23, 2001 9:36 am ET
by Drophammer
taco bell dot com
two tacos--for price of one!
who needs space station?
Haiku # 7946, March 23, 2001 9:34 am ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
Why not take a chance?
You might just like the banter
of private email
Haiku # 7945, March 23, 2001 9:10 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
Hard to understand
you mumble, please take me out
of your mouth - slowly.
Haiku # 7944, March 23, 2001 9:06 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
what is thwop, pray tell?
hmm, chrism, that is sacred.
thwack is what I heard.
Haiku # 7943, March 23, 2001 8:50 am ET
by mellie
god I got hot too
the thought of you going down
now I've lost control
Haiku # 7942, March 23, 2001 7:15 am ET
by mellie, oops merely a mistake, Ash
the merest ripple
butterflies in my tummy
splashdown a letdown
Haiku # 7941, March 23, 2001 7:03 am ET
by mellie
cannot keep away
i am drawn closer to you
there is no escape

so much atmosphere
going down out of control
i am way too hot


Haiku # 7940, March 23, 2001 6:58 am ET
by ash@splashdown.southpacific
Space station troubles?
Mir words are inadequate
to describe my fear.

Haiku # 7939, March 23, 2001 6:28 am ET
by Nan of NJ
just a mir detail
a small drop in the ocean
it's das vidanya
Haiku # 7938, March 23, 2001 6:12 am ET
by ash
Neutron went to a
bar
Haiku # 7937, March 23, 2001 1:25 am ET
by Pimaniac
When Mir falls to earth
chunks big as trucks may survive
Heads Up, New Zealand!
Haiku # 7936, March 23, 2001 12:25 am ET
by Yuri Gargarin
I am packing death
will mir hit me while I sleep?
Oh yeah, in my dreams
Haiku # 7935, March 22, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
well that was a crock of shit
Haiku # 7934, March 22, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by mellie
it happened to me
at australia zoo
I blamed the animals
Haiku # 7933, March 22, 2001 11:06 pm ET
by mellie
Nan, in my laundry
I found your G spot in there
It smells like lemons.
Haiku # 7932, March 22, 2001 10:50 pm ET
by Saint - To Nan
Priest's pants now dropping
Explosive liquid froth boils forth
please fetch me a spoon
Haiku # 7931, March 22, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by Saint
Mellie I have your
Blessing right here with me now
ziiiiiiiip, thwop. I bless you
Haiku # 7930, March 22, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by Saint - To mellie
Drophammer please no
ovinoanalingus
it makes me jealous
Haiku # 7929, March 22, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by Saint
Im a stupid little boy
everyone blindfolds me till i see darkness.
because Im stupid little boy
Haiku # 7928, March 22, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Hell No
Sinning is most fun
once you can find your G-spot
even in the dark.
Haiku # 7927, March 22, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by Nan of NJ
the clever dog sat
and ate the calico cat
which he himself caught.
Haiku # 7926, March 22, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by wallygowdy of school
yes, bless me father
I keep on committing sin
do not absolve me
Haiku # 7925, March 22, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by mellie
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