Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Vert, how crude to say
you've had your way and been gay
to lay and lay, hey!
Haiku # 8007, March 23, 2001 12:53 pm ET
by Drophammer
thegrue! are you there?
I will be walking down the
hall--will give back disc
Haiku # 8006, March 23, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by hola of walking towards thegrue
I ass fucked your mom!
She was begging for mercy.
Then I fucked your dad.
Haiku # 8005, March 23, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by Vert
bill gates, billy gates,
must be eliminated.
apocalypse man!
Haiku # 8004, March 23, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by thegrue of hola's place of "work"
hola hates bill gates
he makes useless memory
chewing programs.. BAH!
Haiku # 8003, March 23, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by hola of microsoft hell
hola owes thegrue
cd's chock full of lovely
pretty Cure music
Haiku # 8002, March 23, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
thegrue owes hola
a cd chock full of good
insoc mp3s
Haiku # 8001, March 23, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by thegrue of here, there, everywhere
if eight thousand ate
me out they'd choose some thousand
islands li'le dressing!
Haiku # 8000, March 23, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by miss Everything
think iT's a joke? or
you or her? seventeen is
easy to come by.
Haiku # 7999, March 23, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by MzConGenitalia
right now I haven't
any love, for I doubt one may
exist here for me
Haiku # 7998, March 23, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by Saint
be true to your love
that may be a sucker's stance
sucking up to me
Haiku # 7997, March 23, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by Miss Everything
our coffee is good
when drunken with good donuts;
by god, it's the life!
Haiku # 7996, March 23, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by thegrue of same state of mind as hola
I sit and wonder
what makes you so hesitant
I'm not a bad mate
Haiku # 7995, March 23, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by Saint - to Mellie
I asked her out; she
said, "uh-uh." So, I dumped her!
least I think I did?
Haiku # 7994, March 23, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by boo
that's for me: never
a bride: anytime, bridesmaid!
unveil your vulvure...
Haiku # 7993, March 23, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by boo
yet another girl
for me to pursue in vain
my soul explodes
Haiku # 7992, March 23, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Saint
haiku singles met
HERE! I feel sooo PRETTY! mm,
naked bridesmaid, MEEEeee!
Haiku # 7991, March 23, 2001 11:58 am ET
by Miss Everything
heavy meddle

indoctrination
even lame poetic write
slams retro-medal
Haiku # 7990, March 23, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Mzcongenitalia
Hellraiser hooks grip
the inside of your rectum
YANK, you're inside out
Haiku # 7989, March 23, 2001 11:43 am ET
by Drophammer
I never got any
I demand to be serviced
Before Saint, right now!
Haiku # 7988, March 23, 2001 11:37 am ET
by vobulous the virginal vicar
i remember when
my springs bounced with a hot chick
seems like it's been years

i refuse to pay
for what everyone else gets
for free, thus I whack
Haiku # 7987, March 23, 2001 11:36 am ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
However - spring comes
to the east coast and springs may
bounce better out east
Haiku # 7986, March 23, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Saint
Great Barrier Reef
I'd like to snorkle there and
inside of mellie
Haiku # 7985, March 23, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Saint
next time, the grue, it
will be my turn to bring joe
Nectar of the gods!
Haiku # 7984, March 23, 2001 11:08 am ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
thegrue brings coffee
it is warm and coffee-like
nectar of the gods!
Haiku # 7983, March 23, 2001 11:07 am ET
by hola of office with thegrue
i am still whacking
keep posting mellie, almost
there i am, oh yeah
Haiku # 7982, March 23, 2001 11:06 am ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
What more do you need?
Besides me and my hugeness
You have it, use it.
Haiku # 7981, March 23, 2001 11:05 am ET
by Saint - edfred@voyager.net
I live near the sea
on the sub-tropical coast
the nights are so warm

you show me yours mate
and I'll show you something else
and then off the bed
Haiku # 7980, March 23, 2001 11:02 am ET
by mellie
I live near the sea
on the sub-tropical coast
the nights are so warm

you show me yours mate
and I'll show you something else
and then off the bed
Haiku # 7979, March 23, 2001 11:02 am ET
by mellie
I have yet to see
an address for you mellie
or I would do so
Haiku # 7978, March 23, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
"Get a room!" applies.
You're leaving a sex goddess
to her own devices.
Haiku # 7977, March 23, 2001 10:53 am ET
by Song, to Mellie and Saint
keep checking my box
but nothing from you either
what is happening?
Haiku # 7976, March 23, 2001 10:50 am ET
by mellie, to saint
you may not believe
but I was loking for "jizz"
it was not in there
Haiku # 7975, March 23, 2001 10:46 am ET
by mellie
Changing personae
in case friends come to this Board
and catch me sucking.
Haiku # 7974, March 23, 2001 10:45 am ET
by Song and Dance
morning task complete
now is the time for rewards
now it's Miller time!


Haiku # 7973, March 23, 2001 10:43 am ET
by hola of same office as thegrue
Waiting on you dear
I have yet to receive an
email from you hon
Haiku # 7972, March 23, 2001 10:43 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
Drop - I didn't know
you wanted lessons on HOW
maybe becky likes?
Haiku # 7971, March 23, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Saint
aussie dollar's crap
what are you waiting for mate?
why aren't you coming?
Haiku # 7970, March 23, 2001 10:41 am ET
by mellie
whoa! hey! hold on, now!
mellie giving out lessons?
sorry, Saint, I'm in line!
Haiku # 7969, March 23, 2001 10:39 am ET
by Drophammer
Elton John song pops
into my head with changed word
it is "Rocket Jizz"
Haiku # 7968, March 23, 2001 10:39 am ET
by Saint
morning task complete
now is the time for rewards
now it's donut time!
Haiku # 7967, March 23, 2001 10:39 am ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
head moves up and down
now that is so much better
I should give classes
Haiku # 7966, March 23, 2001 10:38 am ET
by mellie
I'm being passed
around like a water bong
I feel so us-ed
Haiku # 7965, March 23, 2001 10:37 am ET
by Saint
he's in the leather
you must do the job for him
don't you know? sweet thing
Haiku # 7964, March 23, 2001 10:34 am ET
by mellie, Listen to me NAN
In Australia?
I have always wanted to go
now I have reason?
Haiku # 7963, March 23, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
Hmm...a choice awaits
Nan seems to be more forward
but in new jersey
Haiku # 7962, March 23, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Saint
I know not how I
would get down to where you are
unless you tell me
Haiku # 7961, March 23, 2001 10:27 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
sigh... sorry for that
my computer went berserk
thus, multipled posts
Haiku # 7960, March 23, 2001 10:27 am ET
by Drophammer
mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination
Haiku # 7959, March 23, 2001 10:22 am ET
by Drophammer
mellie should e-mail
Saint... we, his friends, fervently
wish mellination
Haiku # 7958, March 23, 2001 10:21 am ET
by Drophammer
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