Rectal Pressuring
pushing deeper my ass now
envelopes your head

shredded intestines
gaping butt vortex of hell
as burrito sings

frothy, you tread where
only Cthulu may walk
without fear... you ready?

Disturbocity
I am the Sergei Bubka
of haiku raising

steamy cup of butt juice
blender up my asshole
ahh grande latte enema

My ass, it does itch
hemorrhoids, you are my foe
will anyone scratch?

Speaking of deep things
Mellie - tell me how it feels
to have me in you

XXXX XXX XXX XXXXXXX
XXX XXX XXXXXX XXX XXXX XX!
Too deep for you fools! :)

Drophammer must duck.
Flying fecal fellatic
fury - of Dung_fu

Almost feel lost without
my bad Haiku addiction
Grog's kung-fu is poor!

Stove buzzer ringing
must put on hot mitts to get
out the ass pastries

I am the Disturbed
I am the Cthulu of
Bad haiku, chaos crawls

the eruption pump
posthumous clump of love lumps
grab the rump and hump

Haiku Board was down!!!
Pant pant pant pant pant pant pant...
I feel better now.

when i was younger
i named my shoes, Vert and Zoom
to totemize them

speaking of apoc-
alypse.. did you know that Scrap-
py Doo is a sign?

Vert, how crude to say
you've had your way and been gay
to lay and lay, hey!

thegrue! are you there?
I will be walking down the
hall--will give back disc

I ass fucked your mom!
She was begging for mercy.
Then I fucked your dad.

bill gates, billy gates,
must be eliminated.
apocalypse man!

hola hates bill gates
he makes useless memory
chewing programs.. BAH!

hola owes thegrue
cd's chock full of lovely
pretty Cure music

thegrue owes hola
a cd chock full of good
insoc mp3s

if eight thousand ate
me out they'd choose some thousand
islands li'le dressing!

think iT's a joke? or
you or her? seventeen is
easy to come by.

right now I haven't
any love, for I doubt one may
exist here for me

be true to your love
that may be a sucker's stance
sucking up to me

our coffee is good
when drunken with good donuts;
by god, it's the life!

I sit and wonder
what makes you so hesitant
I'm not a bad mate

I asked her out; she
said, "uh-uh." So, I dumped her!
least I think I did?

that's for me: never
a bride: anytime, bridesmaid!
unveil your vulvure...

yet another girl
for me to pursue in vain
my soul explodes

haiku singles met
HERE! I feel sooo PRETTY! mm,
naked bridesmaid, MEEEeee!

heavy meddle

indoctrination
even lame poetic write
slams retro-medal

Hellraiser hooks grip
the inside of your rectum
YANK, you're inside out

I never got any
I demand to be serviced
Before Saint, right now!

i remember when
my springs bounced with a hot chick
seems like it's been years

i refuse to pay
for what everyone else gets
for free, thus I whack

However - spring comes
to the east coast and springs may
bounce better out east

Great Barrier Reef
I'd like to snorkle there and
inside of mellie

next time, the grue, it
will be my turn to bring joe
Nectar of the gods!

thegrue brings coffee
it is warm and coffee-like
nectar of the gods!

i am still whacking
keep posting mellie, almost
there i am, oh yeah

What more do you need?
Besides me and my hugeness
You have it, use it.

I live near the sea
on the sub-tropical coast
the nights are so warm

you show me yours mate
and I'll show you something else
and then off the bed

I live near the sea
on the sub-tropical coast
the nights are so warm

you show me yours mate
and I'll show you something else
and then off the bed

I have yet to see
an address for you mellie
or I would do so

"Get a room!" applies.
You're leaving a sex goddess
to her own devices.

keep checking my box
but nothing from you either
what is happening?

you may not believe
but I was loking for "jizz"
it was not in there

Changing personae
in case friends come to this Board
and catch me sucking.