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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
when i was younger
i named my shoes, Vert and Zoom
to totemize them
Haiku # 8009 March 23, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by Drophammer
speaking of apoc-
alypse.. did you know that Scrap-
py Doo is a sign?
Haiku # 8008 March 23, 2001 12:53 pm ET
by hola of grue's workplace
Vert, how crude to say
you've had your way and been gay
to lay and lay, hey!
Haiku # 8007 March 23, 2001 12:53 pm ET
by Drophammer
thegrue! are you there?
I will be walking down the
hall--will give back disc
Haiku # 8006 March 23, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by hola of walking towards thegrue
I ass fucked your mom!
She was begging for mercy.
Then I fucked your dad.
Haiku # 8005 March 23, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by Vert
bill gates, billy gates,
must be eliminated.
apocalypse man!
Haiku # 8004 March 23, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by thegrue of hola's place of "work"
hola hates bill gates
he makes useless memory
chewing programs.. BAH!
Haiku # 8003 March 23, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by hola of microsoft hell
hola owes thegrue
cd's chock full of lovely
pretty Cure music
Haiku # 8002 March 23, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
thegrue owes hola
a cd chock full of good
insoc mp3s
Haiku # 8001 March 23, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by thegrue of here, there, everywhere
if eight thousand ate
me out they'd choose some thousand
islands li'le dressing!
Haiku # 8000 March 23, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by miss Everything
think iT's a joke? or
you or her? seventeen is
easy to come by.
Haiku # 7999 March 23, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by MzConGenitalia
right now I haven't
any love, for I doubt one may
exist here for me
Haiku # 7998 March 23, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by Saint
be true to your love
that may be a sucker's stance
sucking up to me
Haiku # 7997 March 23, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by Miss Everything
our coffee is good
when drunken with good donuts;
by god, it's the life!
Haiku # 7996 March 23, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by thegrue of same state of mind as hola
I sit and wonder
what makes you so hesitant
I'm not a bad mate
Haiku # 7995 March 23, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by Saint - to Mellie
I asked her out; she
said, "uh-uh." So, I dumped her!
least I think I did?
Haiku # 7994 March 23, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by boo
that's for me: never
a bride: anytime, bridesmaid!
unveil your vulvure...
Haiku # 7993 March 23, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by boo
yet another girl
for me to pursue in vain
my soul explodes
Haiku # 7992 March 23, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Saint
haiku singles met
HERE! I feel sooo PRETTY! mm,
naked bridesmaid, MEEEeee!
Haiku # 7991 March 23, 2001 11:58 am ET
by Miss Everything
heavy meddle

indoctrination
even lame poetic write
slams retro-medal
Haiku # 7990 March 23, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Mzcongenitalia
Hellraiser hooks grip
the inside of your rectum
YANK, you're inside out
Haiku # 7989 March 23, 2001 11:43 am ET
by Drophammer
I never got any
I demand to be serviced
Before Saint, right now!
Haiku # 7988 March 23, 2001 11:37 am ET
by vobulous the virginal vicar
i remember when
my springs bounced with a hot chick
seems like it's been years

i refuse to pay
for what everyone else gets
for free, thus I whack
Haiku # 7987 March 23, 2001 11:36 am ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
However - spring comes
to the east coast and springs may
bounce better out east
Haiku # 7986 March 23, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Saint
Great Barrier Reef
I'd like to snorkle there and
inside of mellie
Haiku # 7985 March 23, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Saint
next time, the grue, it
will be my turn to bring joe
Nectar of the gods!
Haiku # 7984 March 23, 2001 11:08 am ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
thegrue brings coffee
it is warm and coffee-like
nectar of the gods!
Haiku # 7983 March 23, 2001 11:07 am ET
by hola of office with thegrue
i am still whacking
keep posting mellie, almost
there i am, oh yeah
Haiku # 7982 March 23, 2001 11:06 am ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
What more do you need?
Besides me and my hugeness
You have it, use it.
Haiku # 7981 March 23, 2001 11:05 am ET
by Saint - edfred@voyager.net
I live near the sea
on the sub-tropical coast
the nights are so warm

you show me yours mate
and I'll show you something else
and then off the bed
Haiku # 7980 March 23, 2001 11:02 am ET
by mellie
I live near the sea
on the sub-tropical coast
the nights are so warm

you show me yours mate
and I'll show you something else
and then off the bed
Haiku # 7979 March 23, 2001 11:02 am ET
by mellie
I have yet to see
an address for you mellie
or I would do so
Haiku # 7978 March 23, 2001 10:56 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
"Get a room!" applies.
You're leaving a sex goddess
to her own devices.
Haiku # 7977 March 23, 2001 10:53 am ET
by Song, to Mellie and Saint
keep checking my box
but nothing from you either
what is happening?
Haiku # 7976 March 23, 2001 10:50 am ET
by mellie, to saint
you may not believe
but I was loking for "jizz"
it was not in there
Haiku # 7975 March 23, 2001 10:46 am ET
by mellie
Changing personae
in case friends come to this Board
and catch me sucking.
Haiku # 7974 March 23, 2001 10:45 am ET
by Song and Dance
morning task complete
now is the time for rewards
now it's Miller time!


Haiku # 7973 March 23, 2001 10:43 am ET
by hola of same office as thegrue
Waiting on you dear
I have yet to receive an
email from you hon
Haiku # 7972 March 23, 2001 10:43 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
Drop - I didn't know
you wanted lessons on HOW
maybe becky likes?
Haiku # 7971 March 23, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Saint
aussie dollar's crap
what are you waiting for mate?
why aren't you coming?
Haiku # 7970 March 23, 2001 10:41 am ET
by mellie
whoa! hey! hold on, now!
mellie giving out lessons?
sorry, Saint, I'm in line!
Haiku # 7969 March 23, 2001 10:39 am ET
by Drophammer
Elton John song pops
into my head with changed word
it is "Rocket Jizz"
Haiku # 7968 March 23, 2001 10:39 am ET
by Saint
morning task complete
now is the time for rewards
now it's donut time!
Haiku # 7967 March 23, 2001 10:39 am ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
head moves up and down
now that is so much better
I should give classes
Haiku # 7966 March 23, 2001 10:38 am ET
by mellie
I'm being passed
around like a water bong
I feel so us-ed
Haiku # 7965 March 23, 2001 10:37 am ET
by Saint
he's in the leather
you must do the job for him
don't you know? sweet thing
Haiku # 7964 March 23, 2001 10:34 am ET
by mellie, Listen to me NAN
In Australia?
I have always wanted to go
now I have reason?
Haiku # 7963 March 23, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
Hmm...a choice awaits
Nan seems to be more forward
but in new jersey
Haiku # 7962 March 23, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Saint
I know not how I
would get down to where you are
unless you tell me
Haiku # 7961 March 23, 2001 10:27 am ET
by Saint - to Mellie
sigh... sorry for that
my computer went berserk
thus, multipled posts
Haiku # 7960 March 23, 2001 10:27 am ET
by Drophammer