head way up my assis it mine or yours todayass way up my head
by jegriffith
wife is mad at me
watson and holmes can not find
the flaws she can see
by wink
George W. Bush
A corporation's wet dream
the best they can buy
by michael winkelman of san diego
bullshit vert
admit it you
are just a prick
by Anonymous Poet
my neighbors all suck
is it so hard to think right
keep your cats inside
by Sister Flo
In a one dicked world,
the man with two dicks is king.
Yes, I am that man!
by Vert
schoolofass.com
funny stuff for me and you
sorry, no minors
by dink of www.schoolofass.com
hot electric coils
transfer energy to bread
yielding Elwood's lunch
by dink
Queers, queers, queers. Ewwwwwwww!
I'd much rather drink a beer
Than be a queer.
Now, there's something new.
by Frank
Lightly falling snow
Now get 700 hours
Free AOL Platinum
by elucidus
no character, an
agenda: unretentive
anomie, retrorm.
by boo
It is good to read
But from bottom up is best
Do this and you will see
I do not jest.
by Frank
I've been thinking, Maybe
We should eat a bee
Then everyone will be happy!
by Frank
To be or not to be?
Bah! I say just be and let be
And everyone will agree.
by Frank
No Haiku Submitted
seems like cheating to this gal.
Bad haiku is art.
by Nan of NJ
Asswipe still not home.
Says he fell asleep in car.
I think I've been fucked.
by Nan
College radio
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by Flameskull
My ass My ass is on fire!
Pepto is for the weak!
Embrace you're ass pain
Only by loving you're burning ass will you love yourself....
by SJ
Whittiling away at time
School bell rings
responsibility shrugged
by Ryuu of Bramalea
i did the dishes
and as far as i can tell
daughter perfect I
by Anonymous Poet
coprophilia
they are just bunging it on
totally tasteless
by ash
probably one small
13 year old kid getting
beaten up at school
but he can be a
big man on the internet
and 'big men' poo BIG!!!
should have poetry
contest; haiku describing
poo guys character
by Anonymous Poet
ant infestation
didn't want to join the army
insect irony
by ash
is anyone here?
it's not a good idea
writing to myself
by Mari Komadori
Oh how I tire of
forgetting important parts
like typing my name
by Mari Komadori
anyway, I'm back
bet you all are sick of me
too bad, deal with it
by Anonymous Poet
what is with people
and posting nasty haiku
that's really quite wrong
by Mari Komadori
what would the pope think
of all of this poopy talk
change the subject-yuck !
by Sister Flo of St Pete
Schatz, es tut mir leid
said Mir as it crashed to Earth
tacos, ring your bells
by Pedro of Cali
thank God it's friday
waiting for the chance to live
a life of sundays
by Pedro of Cali
No haiku for hours?
Wait -- I'll talk about doodoo!
That will bring them out.
by Nan of NJ
can't trust the rush in
here, chat, or personnals; and
in the streets - weirry!
by Miss Everything
sMellie must have smelt
the ain't-saint in your e-mail:
avoided contact.
by Miss Everything
poor anyone, subject
(as in sexual object)
of these non-poets
by Miss Everything
please now sing for me
sing me Ava Maria
whilst in my rectum
by Saint
Rectal Pressuring
pushing deeper my ass now
envelopes your head
by Saint
shredded intestines
gaping butt vortex of hell
as burrito sings
by Drophammer
frothy, you tread where
only Cthulu may walk
without fear... you ready?
by Drophammer
Disturbocity
I am the Sergei Bubka
of haiku raising
by Saint
steamy cup of butt juice
blender up my asshole
ahh grande latte enema
by frothy
My ass, it does itch
hemorrhoids, you are my foe
will anyone scratch?
by jonah
Speaking of deep things
Mellie - tell me how it feels
to have me in you
by Saint
XXXX XXX XXX XXXXXXX
XXX XXX XXXXXX XXX XXXX XX!
Too deep for you fools! :)
by Grog of Seattle
Drophammer must duck.
Flying fecal fellatic
fury - of Dung_fu
by Saint
