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no character, an
agenda: unretentive
anomie, retrorm.

It is good to read
But from bottom up is best
Do this and you will see
I do not jest.

I've been thinking, Maybe
We should eat a bee
Then everyone will be happy!

To be or not to be?
Bah! I say just be and let be
And everyone will agree.

No Haiku Submitted
seems like cheating to this gal.
Bad haiku is art.

Asswipe still not home.
Says he fell asleep in car.
I think I've been fucked.

College radio
needs money for future
tune in and support us

whfr.hfcc.net
OK

My ass My ass is on fire!
Pepto is for the weak!
Embrace you're ass pain
Only by loving you're burning ass will you love yourself....

Whittiling away at time
School bell rings
responsibility shrugged

i did the dishes
and as far as i can tell
daughter perfect I

coprophilia
they are just bunging it on
totally tasteless

probably one small
13 year old kid getting
beaten up at school

but he can be a
big man on the internet
and 'big men' poo BIG!!!

should have poetry
contest; haiku describing
poo guys character

ant infestation
didn't want to join the army
insect irony

is anyone here?
it's not a good idea
writing to myself

Oh how I tire of
forgetting important parts
like typing my name

anyway, I'm back
bet you all are sick of me
too bad, deal with it

what is with people
and posting nasty haiku
that's really quite wrong

what would the pope think
of all of this poopy talk
change the subject-yuck !

Schatz, es tut mir leid
said Mir as it crashed to Earth
tacos, ring your bells

thank God it's friday
waiting for the chance to live
a life of sundays

No haiku for hours?
Wait -- I'll talk about doodoo!
That will bring them out.

can't trust the rush in
here, chat, or personnals; and
in the streets - weirry!

sMellie must have smelt
the ain't-saint in your e-mail:
avoided contact.

poor anyone, subject
(as in sexual object)
of these non-poets

please now sing for me
sing me Ava Maria
whilst in my rectum

Rectal Pressuring
pushing deeper my ass now
envelopes your head

shredded intestines
gaping butt vortex of hell
as burrito sings

frothy, you tread where
only Cthulu may walk
without fear... you ready?

Disturbocity
I am the Sergei Bubka
of haiku raising

steamy cup of butt juice
blender up my asshole
ahh grande latte enema

My ass, it does itch
hemorrhoids, you are my foe
will anyone scratch?

Speaking of deep things
Mellie - tell me how it feels
to have me in you

XXXX XXX XXX XXXXXXX
XXX XXX XXXXXX XXX XXXX XX!
Too deep for you fools! :)

Drophammer must duck.
Flying fecal fellatic
fury - of Dung_fu

Almost feel lost without
my bad Haiku addiction
Grog's kung-fu is poor!

Stove buzzer ringing
must put on hot mitts to get
out the ass pastries

I am the Disturbed
I am the Cthulu of
Bad haiku, chaos crawls

the eruption pump
posthumous clump of love lumps
grab the rump and hump

Haiku Board was down!!!
Pant pant pant pant pant pant pant...
I feel better now.

when i was younger
i named my shoes, Vert and Zoom
to totemize them

speaking of apoc-
alypse.. did you know that Scrap-
py Doo is a sign?

Vert, how crude to say
you've had your way and been gay
to lay and lay, hey!

thegrue! are you there?
I will be walking down the
hall--will give back disc