My ass My ass is on fire!
Pepto is for the weak!
Embrace you're ass pain
Only by loving you're burning ass will you love yourself....
by SJ
Whittiling away at time
School bell rings
responsibility shrugged
by Ryuu of Bramalea
i did the dishes
and as far as i can tell
daughter perfect I
by Anonymous Poet
coprophilia
they are just bunging it on
totally tasteless
by ash
probably one small
13 year old kid getting
beaten up at school
but he can be a
big man on the internet
and 'big men' poo BIG!!!
should have poetry
contest; haiku describing
poo guys character
by Anonymous Poet
ant infestation
didn't want to join the army
insect irony
by ash
is anyone here?
it's not a good idea
writing to myself
by Mari Komadori
Oh how I tire of
forgetting important parts
like typing my name
by Mari Komadori
anyway, I'm back
bet you all are sick of me
too bad, deal with it
by Anonymous Poet
what is with people
and posting nasty haiku
that's really quite wrong
by Mari Komadori
what would the pope think
of all of this poopy talk
change the subject-yuck !
by Sister Flo of St Pete
Schatz, es tut mir leid
said Mir as it crashed to Earth
tacos, ring your bells
by Pedro of Cali
thank God it's friday
waiting for the chance to live
a life of sundays
by Pedro of Cali
No haiku for hours?
Wait -- I'll talk about doodoo!
That will bring them out.
by Nan of NJ
can't trust the rush in
here, chat, or personnals; and
in the streets - weirry!
by Miss Everything
sMellie must have smelt
the ain't-saint in your e-mail:
avoided contact.
by Miss Everything
poor anyone, subject
(as in sexual object)
of these non-poets
by Miss Everything
please now sing for me
sing me Ava Maria
whilst in my rectum
by Saint
Rectal Pressuring
pushing deeper my ass now
envelopes your head
by Saint
shredded intestines
gaping butt vortex of hell
as burrito sings
by Drophammer
frothy, you tread where
only Cthulu may walk
without fear... you ready?
by Drophammer
Disturbocity
I am the Sergei Bubka
of haiku raising
by Saint
steamy cup of butt juice
blender up my asshole
ahh grande latte enema
by frothy
My ass, it does itch
hemorrhoids, you are my foe
will anyone scratch?
by jonah
Speaking of deep things
Mellie - tell me how it feels
to have me in you
by Saint
XXXX XXX XXX XXXXXXX
XXX XXX XXXXXX XXX XXXX XX!
Too deep for you fools! :)
by Grog of Seattle
Drophammer must duck.
Flying fecal fellatic
fury - of Dung_fu
by Saint
Almost feel lost without
my bad Haiku addiction
Grog's kung-fu is poor!
by Grog of Seattle
Stove buzzer ringing
must put on hot mitts to get
out the ass pastries
by Saint
I am the Disturbed
I am the Cthulu of
Bad haiku, chaos crawls
by Drophammer
the eruption pump
posthumous clump of love lumps
grab the rump and hump
by Drophammer
Haiku Board was down!!!
Pant pant pant pant pant pant pant...
I feel better now.
by Song and Dance
when i was younger
i named my shoes, Vert and Zoom
to totemize them
by Drophammer
speaking of apoc-
alypse.. did you know that Scrap-
py Doo is a sign?
by hola of grue's workplace
Vert, how crude to say
you've had your way and been gay
to lay and lay, hey!
by Drophammer
thegrue! are you there?
I will be walking down the
hall--will give back disc
by hola of walking towards thegrue
I ass fucked your mom!
She was begging for mercy.
Then I fucked your dad.
by Vert
bill gates, billy gates,
must be eliminated.
apocalypse man!
by thegrue of hola's place of "work"
hola hates bill gates
he makes useless memory
chewing programs.. BAH!
by hola of microsoft hell
hola owes thegrue
cd's chock full of lovely
pretty Cure music
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
thegrue owes hola
a cd chock full of good
insoc mp3s
by thegrue of here, there, everywhere
if eight thousand ate
me out they'd choose some thousand
islands li'le dressing!
by miss Everything
think iT's a joke? or
you or her? seventeen is
easy to come by.
by MzConGenitalia
right now I haven't
any love, for I doubt one may
exist here for me
by Saint
be true to your love
that may be a sucker's stance
sucking up to me
by Miss Everything
our coffee is good
when drunken with good donuts;
by god, it's the life!
by thegrue of same state of mind as hola
I sit and wonder
what makes you so hesitant
I'm not a bad mate
by Saint - to Mellie
I asked her out; she
said, "uh-uh." So, I dumped her!
least I think I did?
by boo
that's for me: never
a bride: anytime, bridesmaid!
unveil your vulvure...
by boo
yet another girl
for me to pursue in vain
my soul explodes
by Saint
