Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

what would the pope think
of all of this poopy talk
change the subject-yuck !
Haiku # 8031, March 23, 2001 9:07 pm ET
by Sister Flo of St Pete
Schatz, es tut mir leid
said Mir as it crashed to Earth
tacos, ring your bells
Haiku # 8030, March 23, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by Pedro of Cali
thank God it's friday
waiting for the chance to live
a life of sundays
Haiku # 8029, March 23, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by Pedro of Cali
No haiku for hours?
Wait -- I'll talk about doodoo!
That will bring them out.
Haiku # 8028, March 23, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by Nan of NJ
can't trust the rush in
here, chat, or personnals; and
in the streets - weirry!
Haiku # 8027, March 23, 2001 5:35 pm ET
by Miss Everything
sMellie must have smelt
the ain't-saint in your e-mail:
avoided contact.
Haiku # 8026, March 23, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by Miss Everything
poor anyone, subject
(as in sexual object)
of these non-poets
Haiku # 8025, March 23, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by Miss Everything
please now sing for me
sing me Ava Maria
whilst in my rectum
Haiku # 8024, March 23, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by Saint
Rectal Pressuring
pushing deeper my ass now
envelopes your head
Haiku # 8023, March 23, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by Saint
shredded intestines
gaping butt vortex of hell
as burrito sings
Haiku # 8022, March 23, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by Drophammer
frothy, you tread where
only Cthulu may walk
without fear... you ready?
Haiku # 8021, March 23, 2001 4:53 pm ET
by Drophammer
Disturbocity
I am the Sergei Bubka
of haiku raising
Haiku # 8020, March 23, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by Saint
steamy cup of butt juice
blender up my asshole
ahh grande latte enema
Haiku # 8019, March 23, 2001 4:37 pm ET
by frothy
My ass, it does itch
hemorrhoids, you are my foe
will anyone scratch?
Haiku # 8018, March 23, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by jonah
Speaking of deep things
Mellie - tell me how it feels
to have me in you
Haiku # 8017, March 23, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by Saint
XXXX XXX XXX XXXXXXX
XXX XXX XXXXXX XXX XXXX XX!
Too deep for you fools! :)
Haiku # 8016, March 23, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
Drophammer must duck.
Flying fecal fellatic
fury - of Dung_fu
Haiku # 8015, March 23, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by Saint
Almost feel lost without
my bad Haiku addiction
Grog's kung-fu is poor!
Haiku # 8014, March 23, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
Stove buzzer ringing
must put on hot mitts to get
out the ass pastries
Haiku # 8013, March 23, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by Saint
I am the Disturbed
I am the Cthulu of
Bad haiku, chaos crawls
Haiku # 8012, March 23, 2001 3:35 pm ET
by Drophammer
the eruption pump
posthumous clump of love lumps
grab the rump and hump
Haiku # 8011, March 23, 2001 3:29 pm ET
by Drophammer
Haiku Board was down!!!
Pant pant pant pant pant pant pant...
I feel better now.
Haiku # 8010, March 23, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Song and Dance
when i was younger
i named my shoes, Vert and Zoom
to totemize them
Haiku # 8009, March 23, 2001 12:58 pm ET
by Drophammer
speaking of apoc-
alypse.. did you know that Scrap-
py Doo is a sign?
Haiku # 8008, March 23, 2001 12:53 pm ET
by hola of grue's workplace
Vert, how crude to say
you've had your way and been gay
to lay and lay, hey!
Haiku # 8007, March 23, 2001 12:53 pm ET
by Drophammer
thegrue! are you there?
I will be walking down the
hall--will give back disc
Haiku # 8006, March 23, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by hola of walking towards thegrue
I ass fucked your mom!
She was begging for mercy.
Then I fucked your dad.
Haiku # 8005, March 23, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by Vert
bill gates, billy gates,
must be eliminated.
apocalypse man!
Haiku # 8004, March 23, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by thegrue of hola's place of "work"
hola hates bill gates
he makes useless memory
chewing programs.. BAH!
Haiku # 8003, March 23, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by hola of microsoft hell
hola owes thegrue
cd's chock full of lovely
pretty Cure music
Haiku # 8002, March 23, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
thegrue owes hola
a cd chock full of good
insoc mp3s
Haiku # 8001, March 23, 2001 12:26 pm ET
by thegrue of here, there, everywhere
if eight thousand ate
me out they'd choose some thousand
islands li'le dressing!
Haiku # 8000, March 23, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by miss Everything
think iT's a joke? or
you or her? seventeen is
easy to come by.
Haiku # 7999, March 23, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by MzConGenitalia
right now I haven't
any love, for I doubt one may
exist here for me
Haiku # 7998, March 23, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by Saint
be true to your love
that may be a sucker's stance
sucking up to me
Haiku # 7997, March 23, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by Miss Everything
our coffee is good
when drunken with good donuts;
by god, it's the life!
Haiku # 7996, March 23, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by thegrue of same state of mind as hola
I sit and wonder
what makes you so hesitant
I'm not a bad mate
Haiku # 7995, March 23, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by Saint - to Mellie
I asked her out; she
said, "uh-uh." So, I dumped her!
least I think I did?
Haiku # 7994, March 23, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by boo
that's for me: never
a bride: anytime, bridesmaid!
unveil your vulvure...
Haiku # 7993, March 23, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by boo
yet another girl
for me to pursue in vain
my soul explodes
Haiku # 7992, March 23, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Saint
haiku singles met
HERE! I feel sooo PRETTY! mm,
naked bridesmaid, MEEEeee!
Haiku # 7991, March 23, 2001 11:58 am ET
by Miss Everything
heavy meddle

indoctrination
even lame poetic write
slams retro-medal
Haiku # 7990, March 23, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Mzcongenitalia
Hellraiser hooks grip
the inside of your rectum
YANK, you're inside out
Haiku # 7989, March 23, 2001 11:43 am ET
by Drophammer
I never got any
I demand to be serviced
Before Saint, right now!
Haiku # 7988, March 23, 2001 11:37 am ET
by vobulous the virginal vicar
i remember when
my springs bounced with a hot chick
seems like it's been years

i refuse to pay
for what everyone else gets
for free, thus I whack
Haiku # 7987, March 23, 2001 11:36 am ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
However - spring comes
to the east coast and springs may
bounce better out east
Haiku # 7986, March 23, 2001 11:26 am ET
by Saint
Great Barrier Reef
I'd like to snorkle there and
inside of mellie
Haiku # 7985, March 23, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Saint
next time, the grue, it
will be my turn to bring joe
Nectar of the gods!
Haiku # 7984, March 23, 2001 11:08 am ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
thegrue brings coffee
it is warm and coffee-like
nectar of the gods!
Haiku # 7983, March 23, 2001 11:07 am ET
by hola of office with thegrue
i am still whacking
keep posting mellie, almost
there i am, oh yeah
Haiku # 7982, March 23, 2001 11:06 am ET
by raging johnson of cube farm CTP2E
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