Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

ebbtide uncovers
dark reed hips thrusting upward
countless golden wands
Haiku # 8085, March 25, 2001 8:33 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
dead dog in the road
pale sunlight refracts off blood
the whiskers glisten
Haiku # 8084, March 25, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
As I lay down here
I finally fell asleep
I love midnite shift
Haiku # 8083, March 25, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by Robertino Mussatarino of Canadski
As I lay down here
I cannot yet fall asleep
I hate midnite shift
Haiku # 8082, March 25, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by Roberto Mussato of Canadski
Lo, I fed a goat
today with a kid's bottle.
No pun intended.
Haiku # 8081, March 25, 2001 7:56 pm ET
by Holland of East Los
Ah, this is heaven --
Power Puff Girls for hours.
Marathon means "nap".
Haiku # 8080, March 25, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by Nan of NJ
With serenity
I rummage through the attic
Quest for the good stuff
Haiku # 8079, March 25, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
i wait, breath bated
for copious verse from the
haiku collective
Haiku # 8078, March 25, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Stang mk.1
phone calls to avoid
"Have I got a plan for you"!
love caller ID.
Haiku # 8077, March 25, 2001 2:24 pm ET
by wink of san diego
yawn-tired of porn
click over to bad haiku
great! no poopy talk
Haiku # 8076, March 25, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by Sister Flo
sex, politics and
religion... the most vital
things to see, avoid
Haiku # 8075, March 25, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Moxie of submission/domination
What is a guy to do when he has no one to give him peace...oops ...piece?
Haiku # 8074, March 25, 2001 10:50 am ET
by Georgie Porgie
Of course Saint should have
received more than his blessing.
Holy Ghost! she missed
Haiku # 8073, March 25, 2001 9:17 am ET
by mellie
Priest saying masses
Saint congregating kneeling
receiving his blessing
Haiku # 8072, March 25, 2001 9:12 am ET
by mellie, from the sacristry, polishing sacred vessels
weekend badhaiku
is so eerily silent
look out on Monday
Haiku # 8071, March 25, 2001 9:04 am ET
by mellie
Awake at new dawn
stepped in pile of fresh dog crap
off to wash my heel.
Haiku # 8070, March 25, 2001 7:23 am ET
by Nan of NJ
It's not funny at all
You should go back to high school
Undies up my ass crack
Haiku # 8069, March 25, 2001 6:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hanging in the dark
sitting in the paperbark
growling at the cat

dazed by the torchlight
scurrying up thin branches
grey brushtailed possum
Haiku # 8068, March 25, 2001 6:40 am ET
by ash
Peter Peter,
a pumpkin eater
and thats fine by me
Haiku # 8067, March 25, 2001 6:13 am ET
by dcell
badhaiku.com
much wisdom can be found here
but not too much taste
Haiku # 8066, March 25, 2001 6:12 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
nothing new for hours
the west coast finally sleeps
viva rotation !
Haiku # 8065, March 25, 2001 6:06 am ET
by ash
head way up my assis it mine or yours todayass way up my head
Haiku # 8064, March 24, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by jegriffith
wife is mad at me
watson and holmes can not find
the flaws she can see
Haiku # 8063, March 24, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by wink
George W. Bush
A corporation's wet dream
the best they can buy
Haiku # 8062, March 24, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by michael winkelman of san diego
bullshit vert
admit it you
are just a prick
Haiku # 8061, March 24, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my neighbors all suck
is it so hard to think right
keep your cats inside
Haiku # 8060, March 24, 2001 6:36 pm ET
by Sister Flo
In a one dicked world,
the man with two dicks is king.
Yes, I am that man!
Haiku # 8059, March 24, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by Vert
schoolofass.com
funny stuff for me and you
sorry, no minors
Haiku # 8058, March 24, 2001 4:39 pm ET
by dink of www.schoolofass.com
hot electric coils
transfer energy to bread
yielding Elwood's lunch
Haiku # 8057, March 24, 2001 4:36 pm ET
by dink
Queers, queers, queers. Ewwwwwwww!
I'd much rather drink a beer
Than be a queer.
Now, there's something new.
Haiku # 8056, March 24, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by Frank
Lightly falling snow
Now get 700 hours
Free AOL Platinum
Haiku # 8055, March 24, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by elucidus
no character, an
agenda: unretentive
anomie, retrorm.
Haiku # 8054, March 24, 2001 1:08 pm ET
by boo
It is good to read
But from bottom up is best
Do this and you will see
I do not jest.
Haiku # 8053, March 24, 2001 11:05 am ET
by Frank
I've been thinking, Maybe
We should eat a bee
Then everyone will be happy!
Haiku # 8052, March 24, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Frank
To be or not to be?
Bah! I say just be and let be
And everyone will agree.
Haiku # 8051, March 24, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Frank
No Haiku Submitted
seems like cheating to this gal.
Bad haiku is art.
Haiku # 8050, March 24, 2001 9:42 am ET
by Nan of NJ
Haiku # 8049, March 24, 2001 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8048, March 24, 2001 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8047, March 24, 2001 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8046, March 24, 2001 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 8045, March 24, 2001 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Asswipe still not home.
Says he fell asleep in car.
I think I've been fucked.
Haiku # 8044, March 24, 2001 3:23 am ET
by Nan
Haiku # 8043, March 24, 2001 3:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
College radio
needs money for future
tune in and support us

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OK
Haiku # 8042, March 24, 2001 3:07 am ET
by Flameskull
My ass My ass is on fire!
Pepto is for the weak!
Embrace you're ass pain
Only by loving you're burning ass will you love yourself....
Haiku # 8041, March 24, 2001 1:35 am ET
by SJ
Whittiling away at time
School bell rings
responsibility shrugged
Haiku # 8040, March 24, 2001 12:21 am ET
by Ryuu of Bramalea
i did the dishes
and as far as i can tell
daughter perfect I
Haiku # 8039, March 24, 2001 12:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
coprophilia
they are just bunging it on
totally tasteless
Haiku # 8038, March 23, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by ash
probably one small
13 year old kid getting
beaten up at school

but he can be a
big man on the internet
and 'big men' poo BIG!!!

should have poetry
contest; haiku describing
poo guys character
Haiku # 8037, March 23, 2001 11:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ant infestation
didn't want to join the army
insect irony
Haiku # 8036, March 23, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by ash
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